Edward- Look dude I know it was hard for you to lose Bella
Percy- um it was hard for you, it was really funny seeing her head pop off
Thalia- Hey you guys I've been working on my imitations. First British Father, father, father. Now American daddy, daddy, bastard, bastard yo my bit** answer me. And last but not least FRANCE Hey F**ker, Hey F**ker, Hey F**ker.
Nico- Can I send Edward to hell. Or will that ruin my reputation.
Thalia- You don't have a reputation.
Annabeth- Hey, I one free movie tickets for the scary movie "What Haunts the Closet."
Percy- Let's go!
(They all ride Nyan cat to theaters. They get there. They get off. Percy and Thalia beat the sh*t out of Nyan cat)
Nico- They finally got the cat to shut the f*ck up...
Annabeth- (Forever Alone Face)
(All walk in to movie Movie starts)
Random Black guy- (Authors Note- sorry if it sounds racist) DON'T GO IN THE CLOSET DON'T DON'T NOOOOOOO!
Percy- Hey some of us are trying to watch the movie!
R.B.G.- OHHH WHO SAID DAT! WAS IT YOU STRING BEAN!? COME ON SAY TO MAH FACE I DARE YOU I DARE YA
Percy- Some of us are trying to watch the movie...
R.G.B- NOW YOU F**KED UP! NOW YOU F**KED UP! NOW YOU F**KED UP! NOW YOU F**KED UP! NOW YOU F**KED UP!
(Annabeth runs in front of projector in projection room) Annabeth- ? Ohhhh (does hand puppets *dog* Woof Woof~! *Cat* NyanNyanNyanNyan! *Honest Abe* 4 score and seven years ago our fathers came to this country to defeat those British bastards ( Authors Note – I love Brits this was just a joke I made up after eating 3 bags of gummi bears, nachos, and watching Hetalia)
Thalia- YOU B**CH GET OUT OF THERE! MAH DADS A BRIT!
Zeus- (appears) But I'm Greek...
Thalia- I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!
(Movies over, they all go home after killing the random black guy We hope we don't offend anyone just trying to make it funny.)
Nico- I wanted to do this all night... GO TO HELL EDWARD
Edward- Wait what
(Edward goes to the underworld)
Jasper- LalaLalaLalaLala F*CK ALL YOU PEOPLE LalaLalaLalaLalaLala I WANT TO RAPE ALL OF U NI*G*S
Grover- Oh really come f*ck me bro
Thalia- quit acting like retards and do something good for this world.
Nico- like kill yourself
Grover- Well Well Well hi HI Hi was up was up was up
Percy- Grover did you eat that white stuff in the plastic bag
Grover- Yep sure did ni*ga
Percy- that was not magical fairy dust
Annabeth- Faith trust and pixie dust!
Grover- Well im as high as a ni*ga pie
Percy- Is there any left
Grover- some right here but you have to lick my donkeys a*s to get it
(Percy takes cocaine and gets high)
Percy- This s**t is good ni*ga
Annabeth- Ill lick some off Percy's a*s
Thalia- Hey Nico wanna go make out
Nico- I would LOVE THAT