A/N I dunno if you have ever seen the show cash cab on discovery channel but for those of you who haven't it's a game show that takes place in a New York cab. The driver gives questions to the passengers in the car and they try to answer them correctly for money. If you get three wrong answers then you have to get out of the cab with no money. You get two shout outs; one phone shout out and a street shout out. This is what happens when the Cullens go to New York and get in the cash cab.
Edward pov
"This one??" Complained Emmett.
"Nope." Said Alice with a wide smile.
"This one??" Emmett said again, bouncing like he had to go to the bathroom really bad.
"Nope." Alice just grinned even wider. Alice had just let the fifteenth cab drive away, the driver angry that he had stopped for nothing. We (Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, Emmett, Bella and myself) had been waiting patiently for the right cab for about twenty five minutes. All the Cullens were in desperate need of a vacation and I couldn't leave Bella alone so here we were in New York. Just as we were coming out of Bloomingdale's, Alice and Rose had bought most of their stock, Alice's face went blank. Moments after her vision an evil looking smile spread across he face. I tried to look into her mind to get some clue on what her vision was about, but she was blocking me from finding anything further than Muahhahhahhha! Everyone is gonna love this!
"This one!?!?" Emmett screamed, obviously eager out of his mind.
"Yessss!!!!" She screeched, excitement radiating from her. We all just shook our heads and hopped in to the van. Emmett, Bella and I took the back seat; Emmett was sitting right between us, pushing my angel up against the side of the cab. Alice and Rose took the captains seats in the middle and Jasper hopped up front next to the cab driver. "The Waldorf Hotel please." The door to the cab shut loudly, making Bella jump slightly.
All of a sudden, the ceiling of the car lit up and a weird noise came from the cab speakers. Emmett clapped his hands together and started bouncing up and down on the seat, making the whole car shake. "Welcome to the Cash Cab!! I am your host Ben Bailey! The Cash Cab is a game show in this very New York cab! I will ask you questions and for every question you get right you will get money! Lets get started!"
"Yay!!!" Now Emmett, Bella and Alice were clapping and cheering. Rose looked ticked off and Jasper was leaning away from the cab driver, hissing. Why was he hissing? I hate this show… stupid cab driver… I could just kill him now… Hehehe… it would only be to easy… I shook my head strictly at Jasper, signaling for him to not kill the nice taxi cab driver.
"Your first question for 25$! In the Hans Christian Anderson story, what tiny item did the princess feel through the stack of mattresses?" A few seconds after the cab driver asked us the question, I not only heard the answer in his head, but also coming from his ear piece. All of the vampires in the car started giggling quietly. This would be too easy.
"A pea!" Emmett yelled excitedly before anyone else could.
"Correct!!" The cab driver said animatedly. "Next question! From 1990 until they went to the Euro, the Deutseche mark was the official currency of what country?"
We giggled again, Bella getting angry for being left out of the private joke. "Germany! I'm sure of it!" Emmett screeched again.
"Correct! Looks like you're the smart one in the car!" We all bust out laughing. That was something that even Bella could laugh at. Emmett just crossed his arms over his overly muscular chest, looking ticked. We came to a sudden stop at a red light. "Uh-Oh! Looks like we are gonna have a red light challenge. Okay, you have thirty seconds to guess all of the multiple answers to the question! Time starts right after I finish the question. Name the four original flavors of Jell-O!"
"Strawberry, Raspberry, Lemon and Orange!" That was the third question that Emmett had blurted out, he smiled sheepishly at the four Cullens and Bella glaring angrily at him.
"Correct!! The red light challenge question was worth 250$ so that added with your previous correct answers is 300$!!!" Rose snorted. He sounds so excited bout 300$. That seams like 50 cents compared to how much money we have. I decided to check and see how my Bella was doing; She was squished up against the side of the car, looking miserable. She caught my eye and blushed. I tilted my head, telling her to come sit on my lap. She graciously un-buckled her seat belt and clumsily fell over Emmett's legs and fell face first in to my lap. Rose and Alice looked back laughing haughtily at our compromising position. Once the red faced Bella righted herself, we heard a door open then shut quickly.
"Oh crap!" said Alice. Jasper had jumped out of the 50 mph moving car, rolling over and over till the friction slowed him to a stop. The driver suddenly stopped the car and with wide eyes said, "Should we call an ambulance?"
"No! He's okay, see" I said. The driver looked in his rear view window and saw Jasper hop lightly to his feet and dust off his jeans. He walked slowly back to the car and took his seat.
"Sorry. I accidentally un-buckled my seat belt, un-locked the car, opened the door and fell out of the car." The host stared at him in amazement that he had "fell" out of the car and stood without an injury. Jasper just hissed"
The host shook his head and continued with the questions. "Now for your first 50$ question! What chairman of Microsoft allegedly receives about 4-million e-mails a day?"
"BILL GATES!" Emmett yelled for the last time. Out of no where, Bella pulled a roll of tape and one of Jasper's socks.
"Hey! How'd you get that??" Jasper said confused. Bella just continued to stick the sock in Emmett's mouth and duck tape it in. I sniggered. Alice took Emmett and threw him out of the car.
The driver looked alarmed and suddenly stopped the taxi. "Should I call an ambulance?"
"No! He's okay, see." Alice said pleased.
Emmett had just stopped rolling when Rose got out and said "Ill just walk with Em. He wont be too happy that he just got thrown out of his favorite TV show." She lithely slid out the open door, Alice followed. "I will go apologize."
Now it was just Jasper, Bella and I, Jazz hopped into Alice's empty seat.
A/N- there will most likely be another chapter tomorrow so keep posted!