Tobi walked down the hallway in the Akatsuki base. He was looking for Hidan. Something Hidan had said had interested him. He got to Hidan's room and knocked. Hidan opened the door.
"What the fuck do you fucking want, Tobi," he said tiredly.
"Tobi heard what you were saying to Kakuzu at dinner. Tobi's a good boy! Tobi was wondering, what is blackmail?" Hidan stared at Tobi, then started laughing.
"Blackmail is when you fucking find something fucking embarrassing about some bitch and share it with the fucking world if you don't get what you fucking want from them." Tobi stared at him with a blank stare.
"Tobi's mind is overflowing with bad words! Hidan is a bad boy!" Tobi ran away, holding his head. "Tobi's a good boy! Tobi's a good boy!"
As Tobi was running, he had forgotten most of what Hidan had said. He stopped and thought.
"Oh! Tobi remembers what blackmail is! You find something embarrassing and share it with the world! *If* Tobi doesn't get what Tobi wants." Tobi ran into the big room and found Deidara.
"Deidara-sempai!" Tobi yelled, running over.
"Tobi, don't come anywhere near me or I'll blow you up, yeah." Tobi skidded to a stop.
"Deidara-sempai, Tobi wants a lollipop!"
"Well then, go get one, un."
"But we don't have any that Tobi likes. Tobi wants the big red ones!"
"Then go buy one, un."
"But Tobi doesn't have any money. Tobi wants to borrow Deidara-sempai's money!"
"No, Tobi, yeah."
"Yay! Deidara-sempai said no, but he changed his mind!"
"NO, Tobi! I said NO, yeah! No means no! Now GO, hmm!" Tobi sulked away. He turned into his room and sat on the bed. He stood back up and went back into the hallway. Then he saw that Deidara's room was unlocked. He got an evil gleam in his eye and went in. He looked around the room, messing with everything.
Finally, he found what he was looking for. Underneath Deidara's bed was a book. He opened it up and looked at all the pictures. He had seen Deidara putting it away one time.
Inside was a picture of a young Deidara. He was smiling big and had a pink tuxedo on and was holding a blue balloon. He was next to a nerdy looking girl in glasses and a pink dress. They didn't look related at all.
Tobi grabbed the picture and ran. He ran out of the hideout and to the store. Then he had copies made. He ran away, not paying for them. Then ran into the hideout. He ran all throughout the hideout, throwing copies of the picture everywhere.
"Tobi's a good boy!" He yelled.
"TOBIIII!" Deidara yelled, shaking the hideout. Then the hideout exploded.
Tobi's Question: Tobi wants to know what you would do to Tobi if Tobi didn't do what you wanted!
Tobi's Answer: Tobi has nothing to answer, yet!
Tobi's Dare: Tobi dares you to hug a stranger!
Tobi's Responses: Tobi has nothing to respond to yet!