Man I'm on a roll with these stories! Well, starting an incredibly short, like, 2 chapters, story about wackos on a school bus. What else is new? XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragonball/Z/GT, The Legend of Zelda, or Rurouni Kenshin. How rich I would be...

Chapter 1: The Dangers of Lon Lon Milk

After a long Friday at school full of the usual monotony, Kuwabara, Keiko, Goku, Chichi, Yoko, Koto, Link, Zelda, Kenshin, and Kaoru rode the school bus home. Wacky things always happen on the bus, but who knows what the consequences are of what Link's about to do.

"1,000 bottles of Lon Lon Milk on the wall, 1,000 bottles of Lon Lon Milk! Ya take one down, pass it around..." The only person able to bribe Malon into giving him 1,000 bottles of the potent Lon Lon Milk, aka Link, took one out of his hat and passed it around. Yes, his hat. I bet you thought Link carried Deku Seeds, Bombs, and anything else you can think of in a pocket. Tsk tsk. But I digress. "999 bottles of Lon Lon Milk on the wall!" Everyone stared at him with raised eyebrows. "Oh come on guys, drink up! It's on me! Or rather Malon is...but hey! Come on!"

"Well, it's not that I don't want to," Kenshin spoke up sheepishly, "but I'm still kind of hung over from the million that we did yesterda-hic! Whoops. Uh yeah. So, I'd rather not go through that again."

"What?" Kaoru turned to her boyfriend in flames. "You were drunk? You told me you ate something bad from the cafeteria!"

"Well, the hangover wasn't too fun, and vomit is definitely bad. So...I didn't exactly lie..." Kenshin began to edge away.

"Yeah huh, that's lying!"

"Nuh huh!"

"Yeah huh!"

"Nuh huh!"

"Would you two stop it already!" yelled Zelda, holding her throbbing head. "You two can quarrel like a married couple when you get off the bus!"

"Yes ma'am," the two meekly looked down.

"And Link! Nobody wants to drink that Lon Lon Milk after it came out of your hat for crying out loud! And don't think I didn't hear that Malon comment."

Link winced, dreading the consequences that would come when they got home. "Well," he thought, "if I drink enough, it won't hurt." He took off his hat to reach in for more Lon Lon Milk, and all the girls screamed. "What? My hat head can't be that bad!"

The girls looked at each other, Keiko sighed, then said, "Well, it's not that..."

Link began to get frustrated and slapped her. "Spit it out woman!"

Everyone gasped as Keiko turned slowly back to look at the doomed Hylian, her eye twitching. "Nobody slaps me like that, Moldy Milk Hat Wearer!"

"Moldy Milk Hat Wearer! I am deeply offended!" They both leapt at each other, Keiko grabbed his head, and started beating him senseless against the bus side.

"Break it up you idiots!" Yoko intervened. He tried to pull them apart, but they simulaneously kicked him away, where he flew into the bus driver, who knocked his head on the steering wheel. "Ouch! Jerks! Oh...crap. You knocked the bus driver unconscious!"

Well, sucks to be them! Lol,please review and tell me if you like it! Thanks!