Note: this is actually the Original Version of "Who's the King?!" on the Comedy of Orange fic of mine...But i made it normal on the C.O.O...And people seems to be down that i didnt torture kurapika~ so it might be same as the "Hisoka's lil Talk Show" the other version if you had read that one too...ok.. This is an Orange to Lemon but i would rate it for T

Since this is Original jokes from Comedy of Orange, short things would change but stays as the original you'll know the difference when you read~ enjoooy~~

Gon: Im bored...Killua cant we do anything fun?

Killua: i don't knooow...

Hisoka: i know i have a better game for all of us!

All: what is it?
Hisoka: Let's play "Who's the King!" game!

All: Who's the king Game? 8D

Kurapika: i think i know that game...owo

Killua: ah! I remember, that game is-

Leorio: -where the king's order's is absolute!

Gon: ohhh i get it! Lets play! lets play! XD

Hisoka: -evil smile- hehehe, everyone fell on the trap...

Kurapika: crap this is...this game is...

All: *chesire faces*

Kurapika: IS VERY DANGEROUS GAME! =[]=

Leorio: *grins* Guys, this game is where you can order anything to the person number you got Only when you got the King stick!

Gon: i see! How interesting!

Killua: kukuku *evil grinning like Leorio* We can do any kind of REQUEST without problem :)

Hisoka: *nods nods* Right,right...Without any RESISTANT...

Gon: eh? o.o minna?

Trio: kukukukukuku *evil smiles* :D We CAN ORDER ANYTHING WE WANT...

Kurapika: *chills* what's with this uneasy feeling? Dont tell me...

Leorio: YOSH LETS START THE GAME-

Kurapika: Chotto Matte Leorio!

Leorio: eh?
Kurapika: If were going to play this game, we must only list it to 10 list of task!

Killua: ehh thats no fun if its written on paper! =s=

Kurapika: No, it is fun..there's no way i would let you guys order things you wanted! *gulps* Cuz there are some rules that people can't make in instant!

Gon: ah! i got it! So we should only list order's that could be done in instant? :3

Kurapika: nice answer Gon! *nods* Yes that's what im trying to say ^_^

Leorio: =w= hmm, ok then let's do that...*gives everyone small piece of paper*

*each one of them got 2pieces of paper to wrote down their rules* 10 papers...

Kurapika: right,right, now...Write down only one task on the paper and also write down the number stick that you want to do the order...

All: *nods nods*

Gon: hmm what order shall i do? *idea* Ah! i know! -wrotes it down-

Killua: hehehe, i'll make sure that Kurapika would die from my orders! -writes it down-

Leorio: kukuku~ This is my turn to pay all it back to Kurapika! You'll see! -writing the task-

Hisoka: fufufu~ This is the chance where I CAN DO anything i want to the person who would get my request~ -writing-

Kurapika: hm, i guess i'll do that instead...*nods nods then suddenly realize some creepy stares* -sweat drops- why is that i have the feeling that...

All: *chesire cat faces* kekekekeke~~~

Kurapika: ...everyone is targeting me...! =[]=

Leorio: YOSH! NOW LET THE GAME START!

All: Hosama Dare da?!

Kurapika: whose the king?

Gon: ah! i'm the king!

Kurapika: good, Now Gon take a paper from the box...

Gon: ok! *gets a paper and opens it*

Leorio: Read the order outloud!

Gon: -reads- Number 04 must say 'Kappa-Kappapapapapa!' for 5 times!

Killua: *pff~! That's one of my orders!* Ok Who is number 4? :3

Kurapika: *raises the stick* i-im...n-number 4...-.-"||

Leorio,Hisoka and Killua: JUST AS PLANNED *chesire faces*

Kurapika: hmm! Mou! Fine i'll do it!

Gon: gambatte neh Kurapika!

Kurapika: *screams and gulps pride* Kappa! Kappa! papapapa!'Kappa-Kappapapapapa!''Kappa-Kappapapapapa!''Kappa-Kappapapapapa!''Kappa-Kappapapapapa!''Kappa-Kappapapapapa!'

*for 5times* -flushed face-

All: *laughs* XDD KAWAII!

Kurapika: grrr! IVE DONE IT! NOW NEXT GAME!

All: hai~~ XDD

All: Hosama te Dare da?!

Killua: alright! im the king! (gets a paper quickly* hm..Let's see, -reads- Number 02 must wear a maid suit! Then say "Minai de Kudasai Koshijii-sama" [means "Please don't look at me master" Now who is number four?

Leorio: o.o hmm...

Hisoka: neh who is number 2? :3

Gon: eto not me..

Kurapika: *sweat drops* i-im number two...=="||

All: XD

Kurapika: *slams table* Hey who made this task?!

Leorio: *raises hands* me.

Kurapika: you-!

Hisoka: hai hai forget now wear the made suit! XD

All: uwaah~ Kawaii~

Leorio: now say the lines!

Kurapika: *wearing flully maid suit* i-i...

Hisoka: say it! say it!

Kurapika: your being out of character!

Killua: do it now! XD
Gon: Gambatte Kurapika!

Kurapika: Mi-Mi..

All: *gulps*

Kurapika: *sparkles with stray kitten face like* Minaide Kudasai Koshijiisama! ,

All: STRIKEKUUUU!

Killua: too much fanservice!

All: Hosama Dare da?!

Leorio: I'm the king! kekekeke~ *draws a paper* -reads- Ok it says the King would tooth brush the teeth of Number 1 hehehehe~ Who is Number 1?!

Killua: hm..o.o *grins*

Gon: eto Leorio i think i know who is number one ^^

Kurapika: *temper* WHY ITS ME AGAIN!?
Hisoka: it can't be help you got the number now here is a tooth brush! *poker face*

Kurapika: why do you already have that?! Who made that rule?!

Gon: me! :D

All: O_O...

Gon: what's wrong? :3

Kurapika: Gon...you...
Killua: Now Kurapika do it!

Kurapika: *gulps* ok...== -opens mouth-

Leorio: *gulps dokin dokin* ok here i go...-shoves the tooth brush inside his mouth and started brushing it-

Kurapika: lnghh...*its kinda difficult to lick cuz Leorio is holding his face to stay in position and Leorio is so fast brushing* hmmlff~~~!

All: *zooming faces* OwO

Kurapika: oi be gente-*can't talk or else the saliva might fall xDD*

Leorio: *turning on gulps* w -keeps brushing-

All: OwO dokidokidokdidododkdidoddk

Leorio: Kurapika the last one is brushing your tongue are you ready?

Kurapika: *sweat drops with hesitant nod* y-yeah...

Leorio: *brushes his tongue which made Kurapika moans XDD oops*-

PUNCHH!

R,I,P, for Leorio...

Kurapika: what a game! ==

All: puff too bad XD

All: Hosama ga Dare da?!

Gon: ah! I'm the king again!

Killua: woah lucky...
Gon: *gets paper* ok...it says,Number 5 would have to read these lines...err, who is Number 5?

Kurapika: NAH- i-its me again\

All: just as we wanted... XD

Kurapika: T_T

Gon: *gives Kurapika the paper* Now Read that..o.o

Kurapika: -reads- *face red* what the ****!? *shoves the paper* Who the hell wrote this down?!

Hisoka: it's me XD

Kurapika: what kind of lines are these you pervert! .

Killua: hehh? let me see the lines...*reads the paper* O[]O...

Leorio: hm? *grabs the paper and reads* O_O...

Gon: etoh Kurapika The king's rule is absolute o.o

All: nice one Gon! XD

Kurapika: AARGGH! ok! fine i got! Im going to do it *hiss* -grumbles-...*gulps with red face and reads the paper with tuttering emotion*

"A-ah-ah..."

"I can't take it anymore"

"More-More"

"Faster..."

"nhh..."

"o-o-ohhh.." *gulps* "D-deepe- *burns the paper* AH MY HAND SLIPPED =W=

Leorio: HEY YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

Kurapika: AND SO YOU GUYS DID!

Hisoka: chuu~ No fun but ok, i guess that was enough.. ^w^

Gon: etoh i dont get it though...owo

All: Hosama to Dare Da?!

Hisoka: ohhh im the king *gets paper* hm~ It says Number 3 would strip upper clothes and show it to everyone...Now who is Number 3? ^w^

Killua: Kurapika?

Kurapika: ...*punches the wall and reveals stick with the number* ...am number 3...

All: BANZAI!

Kurapika: its not a thing to be happy about andWhy are you removing clothes?!

Killua: we are all males so its not a problem!

Gon: who made the rule?
Leorio: me~!

Kurapika: i'm going to kill you after this...

Hisoka: Now start~~~

Kurapika: err, cant i just do something else except stripping naked? ^^

All: NO =A= STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!

Gon: yeah!

Kurapika: not even you!

Killua: Come on dont be a coward!

Kurapika: ALRIGHT SHUT UP ALL OF YOU HERE! *removes-

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Kurapika: hmp! *crosses arms*

Killua: ...i was..just...kiddin...-eyes dizzy-

Leorio: i didn't really expect him to...-nosebleeds-

Hisoka: that was shocking...-facepalm-

Gon: *face red* eto i didn't...err...OwO

Kurapika: next game! ==

All: Hosama wa..Dare da!?

Hisoka: ohh im the king~~~

All: noway! oAo

Hisoka: *picks a paper and reads* Number 2 would Kiss the king~ :3

Leorio: ah that's my rule!

Killua: ehh~ why not lips? Jokes! XDD

Gon: Ok so number 2 is?
Kurapika: *cries from shame* am...

All: &^*$*^%( NOWAAAAY! OAO

Leorio: I MUST HAVE BEEN THE KING FOR GOOD!

Kurapika: what did you-
Killua: IT WOULD BE BETTER IF I WAS!

Kurapika: Killua you don't mea-

Gon: aww me wanted to be the king o.o

All: *looks at Gon* do you have any idea what the task says?!

Hisoka: Now Kurapika chan~~ Come here!

Kurapika: i-i *looks away* don't do this...QwQ

Hisoka: I won't be harsh *grabs Kurapika pulls him closer and then-french kiss*

All: *dies*

Hisoka: iyaah that was great game!

Leorio: Guuh! i should have got it!

Killua: how does it taste Hisoka?! XD
Gon: Is Kurapika warm? o.o

Hisoka: Yes Gon, warm and soft!

All: *mindblowns*

Gon: told you Kurapika is warm and soft!

All: what do you mean?! o.o

Gon: i mean hugging Kurapika is warm and soft owo

All: phew == i thought you did it...

Gon: hm? oo

Kurapika: i would never play a game again...*dry tears* sobu...~

THE END

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