" Heeeeeeeeeellooooo and welcome to Ask the Cast! I'm you're personal host La'-"

" Screw this, I wanted to be the host!"

" Mello shut up and let the woman continue."

-srsfaice- " Thank you L. Anyways. As I was saying...I'm your host La'naj! Now some of you are wondering "What is Ask the Cast?". Well Ask the Ca-"

"This is basicly were you get to ask a god like me quest-"

"Light-kun, stop your narcissism. There are other people in this show too. Like Me."

"Me."

"Me!"

"Moi."

"And obviously my godly self."

"Got dammit you guys! I can't even get through my introduction without interu-"

"I still think I should've been the ho-"

"The next person to talk, I'm going to cut off their tounge...Thought so. Ask the Cast is a show were you send in your questions to your favorite charecter and they answer them. According to their contracts the have to answer all questions you throw at them, with no ifs, ands, buts about it. And I also like a question here and there. Now the cast would like to introduce themselves!"

"Hello. I'm L."

"What's up! I'm Mello and I'm super co-"

"Near here."

"Near I'm gonna kick your a-"

"Mello! Don't make me call security the first day."

"Anyways...I'm Matt."

"And I'm Go- I mean Light"

"Now it's time for the Golden Rules!" -angel light appears from no where lowering a sheet of paper-

"That was weird...Here are the rules. For example, let's say you want to ask Mello a question, it has to actually be a question and/or statement pertaining Mello. Not 'Oheysup Mellz. I'm watching TV.' Also You must have your question in a review. NO PRIVATE MESSAGES ALOUD. Unless you have a really good reason. Then it's ok." -nervous smile w/sweatdrop-

"Way to present yourself Smartness."

-gets scissors- "Hey Mello, I have a present for you." -evil smile-

"OH GOD! NOT MY TOUNGE!"

"SECURITY IF YOU BUT IN THIS YOUR FIERD!"

[-security slowly backs up-]

"LA'NAJ NO! If you cut off Mello's tounge, we won't be able to have our fun time!"

"WELL THAT's TOO BA-[everyone stops] Wait what? I knew it!"

"OH God! That's not what He meant! Just ignore it everyone!"-Mello does extreme facepalm-

"Well then. Now we all know Matt and Mello have sex in their trailor. -huge grin- Aaaaaaaand This concludes this weeks episode of Ask the Cast! See you guys next Week!"

"WAIT WAIT! IT'S NOT TRUE!"-matt running around flailing his arms everywhere-

"CUUUUUUUT!"

" MATT, MELLO,NEAR,L,AND LIGHT! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE NOW!"

"Aw shit She's pissed."

"Thanks for pointing that out Mr. Obvious. You guys, we're never going to get hits if you act like this! Next episode, if there is one, you better put some aim in your game. Or else you're all fierd!"

[Matt,Mello,L,Near,Light] "YES MA'AM!"

an::/WOOT WOOT! I FINALLY GOT THIS SHIT DONE! I hope this goes really well. I tired to make this funny. But I dunno it's up to you guys! PLease review your questions. Even tell me if you'd like me to add a character. Oh and there's no BETA for this so there will be typos! So R&R yougaiz! : D I'm also working on a story called 'The Subistitute'. PM me if you wanna know about it. Until next time ,Bye you guys!