Okay... this was probably unexpected.

But my favourite movie, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, inspired me, so this story is based on the movie. which is based on a book series Angus thongs and full frontal snogging... I think.

Watch it... it's really cute. This will be all in Zander's P.O.V, but there might be some of other people perspectives too.

Enjoy!

Zander's P.O.V.

"Alexander... get in the car, please." My dad begs. I was in the weirdest costume...but only for a Halloween party thrown by one of the popular guys, which was super hard to score an invite to. Me and my friends were going as hors d'oeuvres for a laugh... Maybe someone would accept us in as a popular.

Anyway, I continue walking down the street as a stuffed olive as my dad drives alongside me.

"I'll be fine... besides, if I got into the car, my costume would be ruined! And I have to make an entrance." I exclaim. nods, and drives back home. I sigh as I enter the party.

Everyone sees me, and the just stare. They all started laughing at me. I look around for my friends, who should've been dressed as other foods, but when I see them, they weren't wearing what we had planned.

In my large olive costume, I run thorough the crowd to my friends, who huddled in a corner.

"What are you? A watermelon?" Justin asks. Everyone, once again, laughs as I look at him in disgust.

"No... anyone can see I'm a stuffed olive." I mutter. "Stuffed is right." he replies. Ow... that hurt. I frown at my friends.

"What happened to you, Kevin... I you were to come as a cocktail sausage." I ask.

"Well..." He says, probably thinking of an excuse."My mom said I couldn't... you know, her being vegetarian and all..." He says. He was wearing a pirate costume that looked good... didn't make him look stuffy...

"Nelson? Cheese and Pineapple stick?" I ask, still frowning. I can't believe my friends would do that. "Well... the cheese made me smell... and I couldn't fit the pineapple?"

"I don't know how act like a vol au vent?" adds Kacey. She was a girl, and in a slutty costume, nothing like her real self.

"But we were all supposed to go as hors d'oeurves... to look original... to look funny!" I protest.

"Well... girls don't like girls for funniness..." said Nelson. "Boys want something nice... not smelly o 'foody'..." Added Kacey.

I glare at them and run out, with Justin still making fun of my costume. As I run home,, everyone stares. At home, I break my costume, crying a little. When I go back to school tomorrow, I will be the laughing-stock of the school. Hopefully something even worse or better came so they could forget about me...

The morning after was terrible...

I was trying to fix my hair with my favourite comb when my mom was rushing me to get to school. Ugh. As I apply gel to my hair, I rush, making my hair look terrible. Before stepping downstairs, I caught a glance at myself in the mirror.

God... my hair was sticking up... looking messy. Crap. The gel had it stick in place, not letting me fix it. Crap, crap. I think to myself. I find a grey hat to cover it. I walk downstairs, hoping my family didn't notice.

My mom and dad were kissing, or as me and my friends call it, snogging. Nelson, who had some english roots had grandparents who used the snogging term as kissing, so me and my friends did too. I groan as I walk past them. They glare and stop. They don't want to make me uncomfortable.

"Mom, dad. Cut down on the snogging." I ask, as I open the fridge to find Angus, our cat. He was sniffing at some cheese.

"Libby! Stop putting Angus in the fridge!" I yell. Libby, my younger sister, runs to get Angus, and giggles. She loved playing dress-up with him. Strangely, Angus never hissed or scratched her, unlike me. I think he hated me... and everyone besides Libby.

"What do you want for breakfast today?" my mom asked. Before I could answer, my dad offers, "Stuffed olive?" I glare at him, as my parents giggle.

As I eat some cereal, I try to get my parents to let me have a party. In a club... with a cool DJ.

As usual, they say no, and break out into a lecture. As I block my ears, I think of a few reasons why my life sucks.

1. My parents are old. They don't want me to live my life just because theirs is ending and mine just started.

2. My eyes... they are literally so small and squinty, I have to try to keep my eyes open wide to not look as weird.

3. I am never getting a girlfriend.

Irun out the door. I don't want to talk to my family any longer.

Kacey, who lived across from me, walked to school with me. She helped fix my hair as we walked to school, so I forgave her.

I don't know how I forgave Nelson and Kevin... I had forgotten somehow...

But when we got to school, I see Molly... one of the populars... or the perfs, a group of airheaded girls who were pretty, and glamorous. I look at her boobs... They were huge. How? I had no clue. Kacey and lots of the other girls didn't have them that big.

Then, I saw a girl...out of all my years at this school, I have never seen her before. Her hair was brown, with some gold curls, and it looked like she had green eyes too. She was... gorgeous. Maybe prettier than the Perfs...

She was walking through a soccer field. Usually the boys on the team would flirt with her, showing off their skills. They did, but it didn't seem to the coach wasn't there, they let her play a little. She smiled, and bounced the ball on her knee, causing the boys to smile too and clap for her. I stare at her until Justin turned my attention.

At this school, parties were the key to popularity; the Halloween party, all the populars were there.

Anyway, Justin was showing off his abs and naturally tanned skin. He was lucky... he could get any girl he wanted. Hopefully he wouldn't choose that girl...

Me and my friends, Kacey being my best friend, hid in the bushes to try to listen to the new girl talk to the soccer team.

It was faint, but I had heard her name was Stevie... Stevie Baskara. Cool...

I guess you could say I was a little girl crazy... but it wasn't my fault... Nelson was the only one with a girlfriend... Grace.

Kacey had made a snogging scale with me... Just to prove to the gang that we were ready for a relationship.

Stage 1, Holding hands.

2, Arms around the waist.

3, good night kisses

4, Kiss lasting over 3 minutes without breath

5, open mouth kissing

6, tongues

7, upper body fondling in public

Cool, right? Sure... it sounded a little... weird that I, Zander Robbins, a boy, would make a kissing chart... but I guess I was weird like that.

We've tried to think of more... but that wasn't going so well.

Anyway, the rest of the day was involved watching Stevie... okay maybe I was stalking but... I was crazy about her!

Then, as I was walking home with Kacey, we saw Stevie walking home too... but with Justin.

Okay... I know Zander's personality in this story is kinda... weird.

The movie was about a girl, and honestly, girls are more self-conscious and boy-crazy.

Zander... well... I don't think boys worry too much.

So this story might not make much sense... but I think it will be okay.

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