POEMS OF AGONY
Little Johnny ran to school
Untied shoelaces the little fool
Tripped and landed on a skate
His head now lies on a plate
Was it really worth the wait?
His bodies on a sewer grate
So now Johnny will be late
Because of his untimely fate
Little Susie in the chair
Did it on a simple dare
Increase the current, flip the switch
Her friends did it without a hitch
And now we have chicken, pork⦠what's that ew
Its Susie on the barbecue
Pass the liver, don't hog the spleen
A statement that classifies as cruel and mean
Teacher, teacher on the street
Fell over little Johnny's seat
And now a car is speeding
Its movement isn't impeding
And the teacher is leading
On the road to a savage beating
Now his body lies in two
The truck inside him Stuck like glue
And only the only dead are very few
And they are Johnny, Susie and teacher too
