I'm really sorry everyone! Originally I posted this story in script format, which is against the rules of fanfiction. net. In the words of Rick Perry, "Oops."
So now you have to wait until I finish re-typing it into a prose version to read it. Actually, I'm liking it more this way too.
Since I can't just leave an Author's Note for a chapter, here's a preview of the parody.
Prologue:
"Welcome everyone. We will now have a Telling; a Sharing of Feelings," Stoneteller said as he leapt onto the gathered cats.
They whooped in delight, as only Tribe cats can.
Suddenly, Crag pushed through the crowd to Stoneteller. "Wait, can we have a press conference first?" he asked, rather rudely.
Stoneteller sighed. "What in the name of the Tribe of Endless Hunting is a press conference?"
Crag opened his mouth to explain, but couldn't think how. "Just let me ask you a few questions," he said instead.
"Uh," Stoneteller considered. "Okay. What's your question?"
"Has the Tribe of Endless Hunting spoken to you?" Crag drilled.
Stoneteller observed how the Tribe had suddenly become very quiet. This alone was marvelous. Maybe he should make Crag is heir. "Yes. They told me a silver cat would come get rid of Sharptooth."
"Sweet!" Crag said. "One more question."
"Yes?"
"Do you think that the Tribe of Endless Hunting is happy about you using their name as a swear word?"
Stoneteller gaped. "…No comment."
Look forward to the rest, hopefully today or tomorrow!