Hello everyone! I am back with a new story! Yay! OK…while I've been cookin up a new story, I've come across some new stuff! THERE'S GUNNA BE A GORILLAZ MOVIE! YES! HAHAHA! ahem secondly, I'm going to change my pen name, its Gunna be DAREtobeTankGirl. Yay! I saw that movie, and I loved it! So yea, but I still love the Gorillaz and everything about them! I always will! So yea! Haha! Ok…the story, Right, HERE IT IS!


Chapter 1-She's here!

"Quiet today." A blue-haired man told himself.

2D lay alone in his room. He was tired. Last night was brutal for him. Long Demon Days concert, singing 'till his voice was hoarse at the end, and the huge group of fan girls screaming his name, chasing after, trying to grab or rip anything off of him weather it be his hair, shirt, pants, whatever. He turned on the radio to the rock station.

"Now here is Song 2, by the old British band Blur. Enjoy."

The song started to play loudly, booming in his room. He liked that song. One of his favorite bands. 2D sat up and faced the radio. At the moment realized something as he listened to the song.

"I always thought Damon sounded a bit like me." 2D shrugged his shoulders. The doorbell rang.

"GET THAT DULLARD!" shouted the rough bassist, Murdoc Niccals.

2D groaned. "Lazy ass oaf." He told himself.

He slowly and tiredly walked to the door. The door bell rang many times before he came to the door.

"I'm coming! I'm coming!" he cried.

2D opened the door slowly, rubbing his eyes, saying,

"Who is it-AHHHHHHH!" he cried loudly, voice booming through the halls.

A young Asian axe princess started to run quickly down the hall.

"2D-san! What is-" Noodle froze at the sight that stood before her. A huge and strange looking tank stood in front of them. 2D and Noodle held each other in a tight hug out of fear. They both screamed. Russel, the big drummer of the band came running at the sound of Noodle's voice.

"Baby girl, what's wro-HOLY KRAP!" Russel shouted. He ran under the table screaming, "DUCK AND COVER! DUCK AND COVER!"

"OI! What's all the racket in 'ere?" Murdoc rubbed his head.

Murdoc noticed 2D and Noodle holding each other tightly and Russel under the table with his hands on his head. He looked at the open door and noticed the gun of a huge tank pointing at them. Murdoc was completely frightened, but didn't want to show it. He just stood there frozen in fear. Suddenly, a high pitched laugh of a girl was heard. The all four of them turned their heads in confusion.

"Yo dude's! My bad! I didn't mean to scare ya!" said the voice.

They all looked at each other in confusion.

"Here, let me introduce myself."

The tank was being shut down. It was quiet for a minute until, suddenly a girl flipped out of the top shouting, WHOO HOO! She landed on a handstand onto the gun of the tank. She flipped herself over and sat on the gun as if it were a horse and slid down on it and landed on her feet. She was a very strange woman indeed. She wore a white tee-shirt with a red and blue bull's-eye on it and over that a long black sleeveless jacket with lots of silver and gold buttons on it. He wore tight black pants that ended at her knees, but they were cut in between both her thighs, revealing a pair of red and white shorts. She wore large combat boots with many buckles and cuts on them and wore tall knee-highs that were red with blue stripes. But the best is yet to come. Her head was shaven with a buzz-cut except for a large clump of blonde hair in the front that dangled in her face. Their mouth's dropped to their feet.

"My name is Rebecca Buck. But you may know me as Tank Girl"


Yay! First chappie is done! OK. So, now you know who Tank Girl is, and yes, she does dress like that, no joke. It was hard to make up that outfit though. Lol…well I hope you like it so far! Please review it! For now, Sayonara!