Old Friends, New Waiters

I do not own any of these people except Aaron, Jeremy, and Jay. I wrote this story kinda like a script, so that is how it will look until I decide to change it. I just thought it would be fun if you guys could act it out like actors. Enjoy!

::Outside the high school at nightfall::

Jay: So Jeremy, you think Stars Hollow has changed since we were last here?

Jeremy: I don't even remember the last time we were here.

Jay: Ok, never mind.

(Jay turns off the engine and looks back at Jeremy.)

Jay: Did you even wear a seat belt?

Jeremy (takes a sip of soda and burps): Nope.

Jay (disgusted): Get out the car.

(They walk down the street away from the high school.)

Jay: I love this place. If you know how to get around, which you should, and don't obey Taylor's rules, you can get to any place within at least 6 minutes.

Jeremy: This town is crazy. Where lucky it's dark. All the nuts are asleep.

Jay: Not too late, I told you we would beat mom here and we did.

Jeremy: By 25 or 35 minutes since you got her pulled over by that cop.

Jay: Did I tell her to do 15 over the speed limit?

Jeremy: You were doing 20 over it!

Jay: Hey, she got caught.

Jeremy: And as soon as she did, you did 35 over!

Jay: Look, Luke's Diner.

Jeremy: Yeah, changing the subject. I'm gonna get a cheeseburger before closing and annoy Luke.

Jeremy ran across the street towards Luke's.

Jay (yelling): Get me one!

Jay looked both ways and crossed the street pass Luke's too Lorelai's house.

::The Gilmore House::

Lorelai (on the couch): Rory, someones at the door.

(Rory walks down stairs.)

Rory: And it never occurred to you once to get off the couch and answer the door yourself.

Lorelai: Not really. See, oh lovely daughter of mine, I'm watching a….

Rory (cutting her mother off): Never mind, I'll get the door.

(Rory walks to the door and opens it to see Jay.)

Rory: Oh my God!

Lorelai: What?

Rory (hugs Jay): Oh my God, Jay!

Lorelai (gets up and runs to the door): Oh my God!

Jay: I think I've had enough of that.

Lorelai (hugs Jay): Jay!

Jay: Hey you two, I'm back.

Rory: How was the Bronx?

Jay: It was good, cool.

Lorelai: Where's your mom and brother?

Jay: Jeremy is bugging Luke, and my mom's on her way up here.

Rory: So you're back for good?

Jay: Yep, and it's only right that I visit my second family first. Have I missed anything?

Lorelai: Oh, so much. You know those Luke/Taylor fights you love? You missed a lot of those.

Jay (disappointed): Aw man.

Rory: Oh, and you know that guy I told you I hated?

Jay: Uh, Jess?

Rory: Yeah, I'm dating him now.

Jay: Ok, so Luke/Taylor, Jess, anything else?

Rory: Lane is seeing a guy named Dave, and she is in a band.

Jay (shocked): Her mother has let up a lot!

Lorelai: Not really, it's all a secret, and has a very complicated story to go with it.

Jay: Wow, I have missed a lot.

Rory: So, um, does Aaron know you're here?

Jay: Would Aaron care that I'm here?

Lorelai: Hey, Jay, tell us about your life in New York.

Jay: Ok, but can I come in first?

Lorelai: Oh, yeah come in sit.

::Luke's Diner::

Luke (annoyed): Go away Jeremy.

Jeremy: Why?

Luke: Go away Jeremy.

Jeremy: Am I annoying you?

Luke: Yes!

Jeremy: That's good.

Luke: That's it!

(Luke chases Jeremy around the diner and tries to catch him.)

Jeremy: Ha! You're losing your touch old man Luke.

(Jeremy jumps over the counter and Luke runs around it. Luke finally grabs him and puts him outside the diner.)

Luke: We're closed!

Jeremy: What about my cheeseburgers?

Luke: What cheeseburgers?

Jeremy: You're a mean.

Luke: And getting meaner everyday.

(Taylor walks up to them looking upset.)

Taylor: What is going on, why do I hear yelling.

Luke: It's nothing Taylor.

Jeremy: Yeah Taylor.

(Taylor now notices that Jeremy is there.)

Taylor: Oh my god, is that you Jeremy?

Jeremy: Hi Taylor.

Taylor: Great, just my luck, the younger version of Luke.

Luke and Jeremy: What's that suppose to mean?

Taylor: Please, we all know you both don't like me.

Luke and Jeremy: True.

Taylor: Anyway, does this mean your sister is back as well?

Jeremy: Yeah, there's her car right there.

Taylor: Oh god, another rule breaker.

Luke: Taylor, everyone here is a rule breaker.

Taylor: Don't I know it!

(Taylor walks away and leaves Luke and Jeremy arguing about cheeseburgers.)