Hey everybody, this is my first oneshot and it is about the shy guys spending there life in yoshis island. If you don't like it deal with it. Sung to the beat of Gangsters Paradise.

As I walk through the island with the yoshis of death,

I take a look at my life and realize I've got regrets,

And I've been eaten and egged so much,

And all of my pals have suffered as such.

I've never crossed a yoshi though they deserve it,

Them been treated like dinner you know that's unheard of,

I better watch where I'm walking and quit my talking,

Or yoshis'll give me a reason to talk.

I'd really hate to trip if I"ve gotta run,

getting captured by those yoshis wouldn't be much fun FOOL,

I'm the shyest guy those little yoshis want to eat,

I'm on my feet day and night looking for yoshis to fight.

We've been spending most our live living a yoshi's paradise.

It's just pain and endless strife living in a yoshi's paradise.

We'll all be served with rice living in a yoshi's paradise.

Someone end the sacrifice of living in a yoshi's paradise.

Look at the situation the shy guys facin,

I can't live like this no more I was raised like a rebel,

So we've gotta beat down all the yoshis'

Even if we only succeed in our dreams.

I'm an educated guy with revenge in my mind,

I've got a bat in my hand and a tear in my eye,

I'm a pretty cool guy whose into danger,

And my friends are the same so don't arouse our anger FOOL.

There stomachs are less than a tongues length away,

We will be come eggs what more can I say,

Shy guy army wondering if we should go,

The way the yoshis are looking I don't know.

Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones they'll eat are you and me.

We've been spending most our lives living in a yoshis parodies.

It's just pain and endless strife living in a yoshi's parodies.

We'll all be served with rice living in a yoshi's parodies.

Someone end the sacrifice of living in a yoshi's parodies.

Eaten and then egged,

Egged and then eaten,

Taking kicks and punches,

Taking all the beatings.

The shy guys are running,

But half of them don't know what's goin on over here,

And they won't bother looking.

They say I must survive but nobody's here to teach me,

Even if I just get stranded how would they reach me.

They probably can,

I know they won't,

Because they're frightened,

That's why I know I'm bout to become food dude.

We've been spending most our lives living in a yoshi's paradise.

It's just pain and endless strife living in a yoshi's paradise.

We'll all be served with rice living in a yoshi's paradise.

Someone end the sacrifice of living in a yoshi's paradise

Tell me why are we too blind to see that they'll eat us all with pork and beans.

Tell me why where we too blind to see that the yoshi's could be beat.

Hey well tell me what you thought in review form.