Kakashi's Dilemma
Not recommended for Naruto fan girls, ha-ha I love Naruto too but I love Kakashi more. So here goes, this is my first time posting a fan-fic, I've written many just never got around to posting them.
I guess something just inspired me this time.
In this one, All the Naruto characters are about the same age, that is Kakashi:25,Hinata:22, Naruto:23,Sakura:22,:Sasuke:23, and so on, you get the point right? I just wanted to point that out, I didn't want my beloved to seem like a perverted pedophile, lol. Now he just a perverted pervert, but y'all knew that already huh? Onward to the story!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Mashashi Kishimoto, not me, sadly.
Chapter 1: Just leave me alone!!!
Kakashi had always been alone and he usually liked it that way. His father died when he was really young and he never knew his mother, he assumed she'd abandoned him and his father, considering there was never any birthday cards, phone calls, or presents, either that or she was dead too, and the fact didn't seem to bother him all that much.
He had many hobbies most of which involved reading some type of hentai, or flirting with pretty women. There were few people he let in, but when he did let people in he expected to not get hurt.
There is a woman for whom he cares deeply for and she for him.
But she was stuck with some knuckleheaded ninja who thought he was hot shit, well not for long anyways, as long as he had something to do with it.
"Hey Kakashi!!"
Shit, what does he want now?
"Yo, wait up!"
Maybe if I ignore it, it'll go away.
"KAKASHI!!!!"
Awww, FUCK!!, Kakashi thought as he turned around.
"What do you want, Konohamaru?" Kakashi asked, annoyed.
"Well", Konohamaru said scratching his head, I was wondering maybe if your not to busy you could help me train? Please?"
"No." Kakashi said flat out.
"Awww, why not?!" Konohamaru whined.
"Uhh, maybe because I don't feel like it? OR maybe it's the fact that your 19 now and you need to learn how to train on your own at least sometimes." Kakashi said, flicking Konohamaru on the head.
"Ohhh! I hate it when you do that!!" Konohamaru yelled throwing a punch.
"Well", Kakashi said, while dodging the punch and walking away, "I hate it when you do that."
"Do what?!" Konohamaru yelled. "Kakashi what the HELL are you talking about?!"
"Go home Konohamaru", Kakashi yelled back.
Konohamaru looked down in defeat and noticed not only did he have his pants on inside out, but he had a bulge in them as well.
"Aww SHIT!", Konohamaru yelled as he bolted for his house.
Kakashi turned around just in time to see Konohamaru run off.
"Dumbass", Kakashi said to himself, as he shook his and continued to read his book and walk to his house.
Maybe I can make it home without anymore idiots stopping me, Kakashi thought.
No such luck.
"Kaka-Kun, O Kaka-Kuuuuun!!!"
Son of BITCH!, why does this always have to happen to me?, the annoyed male thought as he began walking faster.
"Kakashi, don't leave waiiiit!, My Kaka-Kun why do you ignore me?", The ignorant woman yelled out.
Oi, did she just call me her Kaka-Kun?, Kakashi shuddered at the thought.
"Baby stop!", the woman screamed out.
Damnit, I didn't do anything that bad, why is she following me!
"Alright listen Ino I am NOT, your Kaka-Kun, nor am I your "baby", you call me either one of those names again and I will be forced to have a woman attack you, since I don't believe in hitting women, no matter how annoying they are.
Ino just stood there dumbfounded.
"Bab--", The blonde began to say.
"Uh, shut it."
I really do hate my life right now., Kakashi thought.
"But Kakashi, I thought you said you'd go to the movies with meee? Ino stated, but it was still kind of a question.
"No, Ino I did not say that, you're delusional. Go home, please." Kakashi said.
"Kakashi why don't you like me?" Ino whined.
Kakashi rolled his eyes and sighed. "I don't have the patience for this." He said as he walked away leaving Ino behind.
I refuse to be stopped again, The masked ninja thought with great determination.
Kakashi continued walking and FINALLY made it home, "Its about time," Kakashi said to no one in particular. "I never thought I'd make it, who knew there where so many morons in Konoha."
Kakashi began searching his room for nothing in particular, and finally looked at his bed and realized how inviting it looked.
"Hmm, I think I'll go to sleep." Kakashi said to himself.
The white haired man began taking off his clothes, he didn't really sleep all that much but when he did he wanted to be comfortable. So he started with his vest, and he took it off and threw it onto a nearby chair, next he took of the mask he wore to hide is face, along with the undershirt he wore, leaving his muscular back, chest and stomach exposed.
He then took off his shoes, and proceeded to take off his pants when he heard a gasp.
"Hmmm," Kakashi moaned out, but removed his pants anyway. - perv
Leaving him in a very nice fitting pair of boxer briefs.
So here was Kakashi Hatake, armed with nothing but a forehead protector to cover his eye and a great pair of underpants to scope out an unknown person in his house.
He began walking towards where he heard the sound and obviously nobody was there, so he took a right and went into a guest bedroom.
He knew it was a woman, from the way the noise sounded, and the person wasn't too unknown considering he didn't even bother to hide is face or put his pants back on for that matter.
He opened up the closet to find...
"Hello, Hinata."
"Hey, Kakashi."
[Chapter 1
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