Fireworks, Those Blighted Anachronisms!
Of Quirky Excellence
A/N: A DAO Parody on Firework by Katy Perry for Alistair. Warden's POV I guess. Male or Female.
Disclaimer: I do not own the song or the fandom. Obviously. Because if I did, there would be horses in Dragon Age. Ahem…yes, enjoy!
Do you ever feel,
Bored and all alone,
While the Chanters Drone?
They just go on and on!
Do you ever feel,
Lost in stone-slow time,
While they sing a song,
The words don't even rhyme!
And do you ever feel,
Pinned down with no escape,
Until ol' Duncan comes with silver swords and a swaying cape?
Do you know that there's an answer to your plea,
If you listen to me,
You just gotta ignite the Rite,
And end the Blight,
Win every fight,
Until the demon is slain,
'Cause Baby you're a Warden now!
Gotta save the world cause you know how!
Make all the Darkspawn flee-e-e!
So the Landsmeet will agree-e-eee!
Baby you're a Warden now!
So face the crowd and take some vows!
Make the people all bow down!
Until you're loved enough to have the crown!
You don't have to feel,
Like a foolish boy,
You're a Grey Warden,
That sword is not a toy!
Maybe your reason why,
You don't know it's meant to be
You didn't listen so now hear what's to be said by me!
You're a worthy lord,
And good with a sword,
You'll make a splendid king
You can do anything,
You just gotta have faith,
Tonight,
And see the light,
Just win this fight
Cause it will end the Blight,
Cause baby you're a hero now,
You're worthy of respect and bows!
You command an army ea-si-ly!
And now you know it's meant to be!
Hu-zzah Hu-zzah!
Everybody say hurrah hurrah!
T'was meant for you to do, do, do!
And now we all rejoice for you-oo!
A/N: That was it! Hope you liked it!