Disclaimer: I don't own the Kingdom Hearts characters in real life, but I do in my mind!
Warnings: Yaoi and some foul language. I can curse! Yay!
Psychoticbunny: I've seen a couple of fanfics where Sora is a girl, is turned into a girl, or has to pretend he's a girl, however, I have never seen one where Riku is a girl. Muahaha.
Riku: Oh god. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Chapter 1
"Riku! Wait up!" called Selphie as I walked home from school. I slowed down so she could catch up.
"Hey Selphie. Do you want something?" I asked. She didn't usually confront me in school.
"Yeah," she replied, "Can you get me a place on the baseball team?"
"No. I can get you a place on the softball team, but the baseball team is only for boys."
"I can play with the boys."
"No you can't."
"Why is that?"
"Because you're a girl and you're too weak." I knew a second too late that that was not the right thing to say.
"Too weak huh?" she said, her voice dripping with venom, "We, girls, are not weak! We are a lot stronger than you think we are! We have to struggle through plenty of things! I'd even say that we're stronger than boys!"
"What do you mean? You have to make sure your clothes are coordinated and put on make up. You poor things!"
"I wish you were a girl! Then you could see how much we struggle!" She ran off, probably to tell Kairi about our argument. Then, we would all discuss it in school and get back to our regular lives.
"Girls," I muttered.
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I rolled around in my bed, unable to find a comfortable position. I felt really strange. I thought of what I had eaten today: cereal, some pretzels, a sandwich, some more pretzels, and a slice of pizza. The sandwich had been made Sora, otherwise known as the klutz of the kitchen, but so far his food made me vomit immediately after eating it. Thinking of Sora soothed me for some odd reason and I fell into a deep sleep.
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When I woke up, I felt different. My chest felt heavier than usual and I just felt smaller too. I walked over to the mirror.
I let out a high-pitched shriek. It was a good thing my parents were out on a business trip. I looked down my shirt to find some things that weren't supposed to be there. I found something down my pants even more wrong. What the hell happened to me?
I called Kairi, concluding that she would be the best person to tell. She had been my best friend since as long as I can remember. Sora was also my best friend, but he didn't get up until at least 12:00pm on weekends. I just hoped she wouldn't laugh too much.
"Hello?" said Kairi groggily.
"This is Riku and you must come to my house this instant!" I demanded.
"What's the rush?" she asked.
"Just come over okay?" I insisted.
"I'll be over in a minute," she said before hanging up. Boy was she in for a surprise.
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The doorbell chimed and I hurried over to answer it.
"Hi Ri-" Kairi was obviously too surprised to finish her sentence.
"I need your help. I have no idea what happened, but I guess I should spell my name with two "k"s now," I said.
"We need to fix this," she said.
"If we didn't need to, I wouldn't have bothered you," I said in return.
"How the hell did this happen?" she asked.
"I have no idea. Yesterday I was my usual self. I just had a fight with Selphie and then I went to bed. It's kind of funny that she said she wished I was girl and then I turned into one."
"Well, let's start with getting you some clothes."
"What's wrong with the clothes I have?"
"You look like a boy."
"Good."
"Not good. You shouldn't make people think you're a tomboy. You might as well just throw away your reputation."
"Fine."
"Let's go shopping!"
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I changed into the various clothes that Kairi had chosen for me. They were all tight and uncomfortable. When I pointed it out to her she said that tight and uncomfortable was good. Right now I had on loose pink t-shirt over a tight white long-sleeved shirt and extremely tight jeans.
"I feel like my body is going to implode!" I complained.
"Shut up! You look great!" she said.
"I don't feel great."
"Sucks for you. That's what we're getting."
It was torture through the whole entire shopping trip. We would go to a store, Kairi would pick out the most uncomfortable things she could find, I would try them on and whine, and then she would buy them anyway. All in all, it sucked. We finally took a break and stopped at the food court.
"Finally! I'm starved!" I said, my mouth watering at the thought of a good old slice of pizza, small soda, and salad.
"That's too bad. We're also here to teach you how to act like a lady and ladies don't eat much. You can get a bag of potato chips. Then, we're going to check guys out."
"Are you kidding?"
"No. Here's a dollar. We'll sit over here." She walked over to a table, sat down, took out a book, and began to read.
I walked over to a machine and selected some potato chips for my breakfast/lunch. No wonder Kairi was so skinny.
"Hey there," said a guy about my age. He had silky black hair and radiant green eyes. He was wearing a black shirt that said, "silence is golden, but duck tape is silver" on duck tape. He also wore loose jeans and a black belt.
"'Sup," I said casually. I then remembered what Kairi said about how girls had to be polite, "I mean hello."
He smirked. Was I being a bad girl?
"I'm sorry," I said before realizing he probably had no idea what I was sorry about.
"About what?" he questioned.
"Uhh…Never mind. Do you need anything?"
"Are you here alone?"
"No. I'm here with a friend. Actually, she's waiting for me. I better go."
"Wait. Do think your friend would mind it if you spent some time with me?"
"Yes. Bye." I rushed off. I couldn't believe that guy was hitting on me. Usually, gay people didn't confront other people and ask them out before confirming that they, too, were gay. Oh wait. I was a girl. I'd have to get used to guys hitting on me.
"What took you so long?" Kairi asked as I approached the table.
"There was this guy at the machine. He was hitting on me for a bit, but it kind of freaked me out because I forgot I was a girl," I answered.
"This sounds ridiculous, but you'll have to remember your gender or else some problems could occur," she said.
"I'll try, but it's hard to get used to it. It's not every day that you wake up and find out that you've turned into the opposite gender. Being a girl is hard. I don't care about my reputation. Being a tomboy would defiantly be easier," I said.
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"Look at him," Kairi said as we stared at some random guy Kairi had decided to stalk, "He is so cute!"
"For the last time, I don't care. I'm neither gay nor am I a girl. Well, I'm usually not a girl," I said.
"But look at the way he blows his nose! It is so hot!" she said.
"I think the way he blows his nose is disgusting. He makes snorting noises and keeps on reusing that same tissue," I said. I loved being a party-pooper. It was kind of fun and I considered it a hobby of mine. Kairi pouted at this.
"You don't look like you're having any fun," she said.
"Maybe that's because I'm not," I said in return.
"Whatever. You need to either a) get interested in guys or b) be a lesbian if you want to be a true girl." She took her eyes of Mr. Nose-Blower to look at me.
"I am not being a lesbian," I said firmly.
"In that case, we'll train you by looking at more guys!" she exclaimed as her eyes skimmed the mall, searching for a new target. I was in for a long day.
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Psychoticbunny: I love the idea of the shirt that guy who was hitting on Riku was wearing. One of my sister's friends wore it to school and she told me about it.
Sora: Where am I?
Tidus: Same!
Roxas: You didn't put me in your other fanfic either!
Psychoticbunny: You people will all come in later and I put you in chapter 11 Roxas. Anyway, review and I'll make more! And more! And more! And I'll add some RikuxSora action when I finally get Sora in the story!