A/N: Hi! Ok well here is my new fic! I would greatly appreciate feedback to make this better. I would love to know if my OC's are enjoyable and if you think everyone else is in character (or well, as in character as they could be if they lived in our world and went to a normal high school) Feedback is love! Now please enjoy!

Disclaimer: If I owned FMA I wouldn't be sitting here writing fanfiction now would I?

Warnings: Language for now but in the future there might be some sexual stuff. Rated M for the language for now and perceived sexual content.

"Get your ass back here you bastard!" he yelled at me.

"Never in a million years shorty!" I retorted. He seethed at my short remark and ran at me with full force. I turned down the math hallway and ran towards the back stairs. The second before Ed turned into the hallway I dashed into the empty classroom on my right. I heard him rush past me and down the back stairs.

I sighed a sigh of relief and smirked. I had finally found something that could get my arch nemesis, Edward Elric, out of my hair for good. Golden hair, golden eyes, a good body, popularity and intelligence, these were the traits of the perfect Edward Elric The only thing that boy didn't have going for him was his barely 5'1 stature.

Earlier in the day the little shit made a snide remark about my long green hair. Again. Every damn day he does this and every damn day I have to take it, but not today. Today I stole the golden boy's favorite pocket watch. The one that shorty had made sure everyone knew not to touch. Apparently it had belonged to his grandfather. With my excellent locksmith skills, I was able to swipe the thing about 5 minutes ago and that's when he started running after me. For once I was able to come out on top.

I snuck out of the classroom knowing that the pipsqueak would be back soon. I stalked off down the beige math hallway towards the science hallway where Ed had his locker. At Ed's locker (number 2025) I fished a paperclip out of my pocket and set to work picking the lock. I stuck the paperclip in the key slot first and with a couple of jiggles and lock pick tricks, I had the door open. I hung the pipsqueak's pocket watch on the coat hook and dug a pen and piece of paper out of my backpack. Using the other lockers as a desk I wrote:

Dear shorty,

Here is your watch back. I wouldn't bother but unlike you I have respect for things that are special to people. But I warn you that if you keep being an ass to me I will not hesitate to beat you to a pulp.

With much love, Envy Jefferson.

I stuffed the note into his locker, slammed the door, and walked off. I had an off block now and no more classes for the day. I decided to head down to the atrium to try and avoid the shorty, who by now had probably given up on finding me today. He would be waiting till chemistry tomorrow where he knows I can't beat him up. Down in my little alcove in the hallway off of the atrium, were my friends. I headed over there to hide out from Ed and do some homework.

"Sup Greed" I said to my half brother, who liked to hang out with my friends.

"Envy can you please tell Charlotte here that Alphonse Elric is not a suitable guy for her to like"

"The only unsuitable thing about Alphonse Elric is the fact that he has the biggest douche on the face of the planet as a brother." I said.

"Thank you Envy! See Greed, when Envy is talking sense you know you should just give up."

"But Envy don't you have a problem with your fag hag liking the brother of your arch nemesis?"

"Stop calling me his fag hag!" Charlotte screeched while punching greed in the arm.

"I don't have a problem with Alphonse," I said, setting my stuff down. " I have a problem with his brother. Charlotte and Al could date for all I care just as long as Ed isn't hanging around."

Charlotte brightened up as this "Awesome! Cause I'm gunna ask him out after school"

"Good luck then" I said, pulling out my math homework.

"Envy" said Greed. "Why are you doing work? You NEVER do work."

"Cause asshat" I said. "I'm going to be kicked out of IB if I don't start working and if I get kicked out of IB mom will have my head."

"Its true, she thinks if he doesn't stay that he'll become a street bum," said Greed.

"You know he'll be a street bum no matter what" smirked Charlotte.

I flipped her the bird and proceeded to start on my math homework.