Theories of Trigun
by LadyKnives and FISHGUTS
Disclaimer: Trigun (unfortunately) isn't ours…waahh…If it was it would never have ended and we would be characters too…and…nevermind….
Vash: Is like a child that never grew up. He's influenced to easily by people (REM darn her). She screwed him and Knives over. Steve did too (That's why he died) Rem told him not to kill and he takes that to heart, but if there ain't no way out then heck yeah shoot the sorry bastard. Vash loves donuts b/c since he is a plant, he never ate that entire year with Knives, he could absorb sunlight like a regular plant, and plants also enjoy the sugary taste of sweets. That's why our Vashie-poo loves donuts so much. (Uh-oh LadyKnives just broke out into song…help me…some one…Vash! Come rescue me!! Since you are such a hottie!)
{"FISHGUTS I'm going to hurt you one day. I Bring you candy and still I get made fun of. Your turn is coming Remember smoochy smoochy. Ok, Ok We will get back to the point of this thing what ever you want to call it."} Bye Vashie-poo until tonight! ::Vash sweatdrops and creeps to the door::
Knives: One of LadyKnives' favs…hence the name. He's misunderstood. He's just like an abused child; they are normally violent and stuff. Think most people have some one to help them, he really hasn't, I mean look at Vashie- poo, he's in his own world, of donuts and stuff, Knivesy-Wisey's world is just a little darker and stuff. Vash ignored it and Knives chose to believe everyone was that way.
(Yeah right, he's just psycho, FISHGUTS doesn't really like Knives, FISHGUTS likes Vashie-poo and Wolfy…but then again, LadyKnives is a little sociopath/psychopath combined that's why her and Knives are perfect for each other. ::FISHGUTS grabs Wolfy and Vashie-poo and cuddles them:: She just doesn't understand. ::Vash tries to free himself and FISHGUTS gives him a donut. Wolfy smokes his cigarette and enjoys himself in FISHGUTS' grasp::)
{Lady Knives steals the keyboard. "STAY AWAY FROM VASH HE IS MINE TOO. GIVE HIM BACK." ::Goes over and steals Vash back.:: "And by the way I'm not sociopath/psychopath I'm sociopath/paranoid schizophrenic combination thank you very much." ::Legato walks in and Lady Knives runs over and grabs his arms.:: "Come on slave." ::Looks at FISHGUTS:: "He is mine too. Miss hairy dropped him and I need a slave so, He is mine. Now back to the wonderful Knivesy." ::Walks over to Knives and glomp him::}
Knives (continued due to our little tiff): He uses that excuse that he's saving the plants but he actually kills to of his own in the anime. (Shame on him!) He really hates them b/c he thinks all people are like Steve (the evil bad man who hurt them). He just uses that as an excuse so people won't know the truth. (Embrace the truth. Live the truth and quit living in denial!) {The truth is out there! Sorry to much X-Files.} (Thank God they are over.) Sorry Kniveys-Wivsey but we must move on to the others…::Knives pouts and Lady Knives pats his hand and tells him 'It'll be okay.'::
Wolfwood: (My Wolfy! I love him so much. He too is such a hottie) ::Lady Knives shakes her head and gives FISHGUTS a strange look:: He's hot stuff and he knows it! Nothing is wrong with him… (FISHGUTS IS SAYING ALL THIS B/C IT IS TRUE! HE'S SO GREAT!) {Ok, ok back to the thingy I mean whose Ideas were these in the first place mine hello. Ok, ok I'm done.}
We don't know who or what killed his parents (KNIVES!) And he (my poor Wolfy) was also abused, between Chapel and his other guardians, who knew what they put him through. ::FISHGUTS grabs Wolfwood and squeezes him till he turns blue:: He just wanted to do the right thing he wanted no one to suffer like he did so he built the orphanage (Awww my Wolfy how sweet) We also think he was forced into the Gung-Ho-Guns (we will discuss them later) he would only protect the kids nothing else . (And now for that sexy cross) His trainer Chapel had one so he wanted one too (It looks much better with him) plus he's a traveling priest what other way to tell people that.
Meryl: The queen of PMS (one of my fav female characters) she has to much responsibility put on her when she was young. {my fav too} When kids are like that it messes them up, look at LadyKnives' sister…oops did we say that….shhhh…::FISHGUTS grabs Wolfy and smiles at him then grabs Vash and feeds him a donut:: {Lady Knives man did you have to mention her. I mean well least not go there we would be here all night. "Vash what are you doing. Get back over here." -Vash "But she has a donut!"- "I have a whole truck load them. Come back over here or I will send Legato after you." Squeezes Knives and glares at Vash.}
That is her main problem and she thinks she cant fail, she's one of those people who made straight A's and makes a B and thinks it's the end of the world. Although there is nothing wrong with those people.
Next Episode: Millie, Legato, and Rem…what we think of them.
A/n: {LadyKnives} I cant believe she talked me into this. She's asked me all along and now she wants to post it. Sigh it isn't my fault. She wanted it this way.
(FISHGUTS) This is great. I'm torturing LadyKnives and I get Vash and Wolfwood all to myself….::Sings to herself as she gets dazed look::
{Lady knives "Vash!!!!! What have I told you. Get back here. Sigh well I guess we shuld end it here.} Please R/R…….
(FISHGUTS) Yeah and remember from me and Vash "Love and Peace!" "Oh and LadyKnives, VASH IS MINE! I LOVE HIM TOO!!!" Please R&R
by LadyKnives and FISHGUTS
Disclaimer: Trigun (unfortunately) isn't ours…waahh…If it was it would never have ended and we would be characters too…and…nevermind….
Vash: Is like a child that never grew up. He's influenced to easily by people (REM darn her). She screwed him and Knives over. Steve did too (That's why he died) Rem told him not to kill and he takes that to heart, but if there ain't no way out then heck yeah shoot the sorry bastard. Vash loves donuts b/c since he is a plant, he never ate that entire year with Knives, he could absorb sunlight like a regular plant, and plants also enjoy the sugary taste of sweets. That's why our Vashie-poo loves donuts so much. (Uh-oh LadyKnives just broke out into song…help me…some one…Vash! Come rescue me!! Since you are such a hottie!)
{"FISHGUTS I'm going to hurt you one day. I Bring you candy and still I get made fun of. Your turn is coming Remember smoochy smoochy. Ok, Ok We will get back to the point of this thing what ever you want to call it."} Bye Vashie-poo until tonight! ::Vash sweatdrops and creeps to the door::
Knives: One of LadyKnives' favs…hence the name. He's misunderstood. He's just like an abused child; they are normally violent and stuff. Think most people have some one to help them, he really hasn't, I mean look at Vashie- poo, he's in his own world, of donuts and stuff, Knivesy-Wisey's world is just a little darker and stuff. Vash ignored it and Knives chose to believe everyone was that way.
(Yeah right, he's just psycho, FISHGUTS doesn't really like Knives, FISHGUTS likes Vashie-poo and Wolfy…but then again, LadyKnives is a little sociopath/psychopath combined that's why her and Knives are perfect for each other. ::FISHGUTS grabs Wolfy and Vashie-poo and cuddles them:: She just doesn't understand. ::Vash tries to free himself and FISHGUTS gives him a donut. Wolfy smokes his cigarette and enjoys himself in FISHGUTS' grasp::)
{Lady Knives steals the keyboard. "STAY AWAY FROM VASH HE IS MINE TOO. GIVE HIM BACK." ::Goes over and steals Vash back.:: "And by the way I'm not sociopath/psychopath I'm sociopath/paranoid schizophrenic combination thank you very much." ::Legato walks in and Lady Knives runs over and grabs his arms.:: "Come on slave." ::Looks at FISHGUTS:: "He is mine too. Miss hairy dropped him and I need a slave so, He is mine. Now back to the wonderful Knivesy." ::Walks over to Knives and glomp him::}
Knives (continued due to our little tiff): He uses that excuse that he's saving the plants but he actually kills to of his own in the anime. (Shame on him!) He really hates them b/c he thinks all people are like Steve (the evil bad man who hurt them). He just uses that as an excuse so people won't know the truth. (Embrace the truth. Live the truth and quit living in denial!) {The truth is out there! Sorry to much X-Files.} (Thank God they are over.) Sorry Kniveys-Wivsey but we must move on to the others…::Knives pouts and Lady Knives pats his hand and tells him 'It'll be okay.'::
Wolfwood: (My Wolfy! I love him so much. He too is such a hottie) ::Lady Knives shakes her head and gives FISHGUTS a strange look:: He's hot stuff and he knows it! Nothing is wrong with him… (FISHGUTS IS SAYING ALL THIS B/C IT IS TRUE! HE'S SO GREAT!) {Ok, ok back to the thingy I mean whose Ideas were these in the first place mine hello. Ok, ok I'm done.}
We don't know who or what killed his parents (KNIVES!) And he (my poor Wolfy) was also abused, between Chapel and his other guardians, who knew what they put him through. ::FISHGUTS grabs Wolfwood and squeezes him till he turns blue:: He just wanted to do the right thing he wanted no one to suffer like he did so he built the orphanage (Awww my Wolfy how sweet) We also think he was forced into the Gung-Ho-Guns (we will discuss them later) he would only protect the kids nothing else . (And now for that sexy cross) His trainer Chapel had one so he wanted one too (It looks much better with him) plus he's a traveling priest what other way to tell people that.
Meryl: The queen of PMS (one of my fav female characters) she has to much responsibility put on her when she was young. {my fav too} When kids are like that it messes them up, look at LadyKnives' sister…oops did we say that….shhhh…::FISHGUTS grabs Wolfy and smiles at him then grabs Vash and feeds him a donut:: {Lady Knives man did you have to mention her. I mean well least not go there we would be here all night. "Vash what are you doing. Get back over here." -Vash "But she has a donut!"- "I have a whole truck load them. Come back over here or I will send Legato after you." Squeezes Knives and glares at Vash.}
That is her main problem and she thinks she cant fail, she's one of those people who made straight A's and makes a B and thinks it's the end of the world. Although there is nothing wrong with those people.
Next Episode: Millie, Legato, and Rem…what we think of them.
A/n: {LadyKnives} I cant believe she talked me into this. She's asked me all along and now she wants to post it. Sigh it isn't my fault. She wanted it this way.
(FISHGUTS) This is great. I'm torturing LadyKnives and I get Vash and Wolfwood all to myself….::Sings to herself as she gets dazed look::
{Lady knives "Vash!!!!! What have I told you. Get back here. Sigh well I guess we shuld end it here.} Please R/R…….
(FISHGUTS) Yeah and remember from me and Vash "Love and Peace!" "Oh and LadyKnives, VASH IS MINE! I LOVE HIM TOO!!!" Please R&R