So Daelyn and I are planning a multi-chapter ItaSasu fic together. We were working on it over Google documents and then...this happened.
Look out for the fic over on her profile c: (just add this to the end of fanfiction dot net) u/4019109/Daelyn-Paolini She's a really great author and hilarious as fuck oh my god
I'm in italics
Daelyn is in bold
Why did Itachi have to make Sasuke rely on him like that? Why did Itachi have to be the perfect older brother? Why couldn't he let Sasuke rely on himself once in awhile? And why the hell did he have to make Sasuke fall in love with him? Sasuke wanted itachi's ochinchin vury badly mhgmm. he gobbled it up in his dreams. they gonna be havin dat buttsex tho
ochinchin in the butt ok every night yes. so that' what sasie thought aout that night.
mmmm girl dem tyupos LOL I TYPOED WHILE SPELLING TYPO
and i am done goodbye world
inthe morning h confortned his mote about thesethoughts. i am so done daelyn my face hurts from laughing too hard and smiling too much fuck eat up my brither i cant omfgf sasile
HELP
ME
I
CANNOT
PULL
AIR
INTO
MY
LUNGS
ANYMORE
HELP
HEKP
HALRFE
"whydo i want to eat up my brither,"
"eat me up and i'l tll you" she replied.
so Sasile ate up his mom on the kitchen table.
"Oh, yeah," shesad/
"Mmmmh, yummy (slurp)"
Suddenly...
Itachi burst in.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?"
"NII-SAN OCHINCHIN"
"Why didnt you invite me?" Itachi pouted. "Here,Sasuke...my ocnchin...jus..foryou,"he whispere.
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU
3
*VOMITS*
idk back to work or?
goddamn it
we get nothing done
thi
not as a team ;-;
s is so entertaining though
fuck
oh my fucking fuck what the fuck i cannot stop laughing i am so fucking done i am in pain because of this omfg you're terrible why do bad things happen to good people this is a really great run-on sentence what's punctuation i cant even spell thank you spell check
FUCKING HELL
done
we should save this
versin as a
we really should can we bonus special feature
PLEASE OMFG
with all the commntary bs too?
yes although i dont think they'll be able to tell when im typing or you're typing but it doesn'T EVEN REALLY MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE IM DEAD
*is a corpse* im too busy corpsing WAIT IS THAT A WORD
we could color code it
like one
i dont think ff doecolor codes howaboutboldng it do you want to blac? orme? yeah. i'll be black you be italian(?) what color is me one is you fuck right i am dumnb (what was that even supposed to say)
we could bold it or itali...howveer you spell it
what idek idc JESUS CHRIST
what about order? we'reso out of snyc
fuck order i do what i want
fuck the police
i
fuc the road i drive on sdwalk f i wnt
'll inject all the marijuanas
what
omg we are so off task right now jesus mother fucking christ
it;s a beautiful thing (sighs)
gt go!
what ;-; no
and then there was one
I am sort of here. On my phone.
OH HI I LIKE fuck caps did the thing with the bold and italics
I found the definition of corpsing
it's a
Thank you so much xDthing
a british thing
What do you think people will say if they read this
They'll want a share of our crack. Not the butters kind either. Buttsex damn phone.
obby. Jesus so like idk should we just cut this out and i could save it as a document?
Um. Sure. (Cracks up)
I can't wait to hear what people will think of our creative writing process. ; u ;
I'm so excited for the reviews. Sorry trying to bold.
I can just bold stuff fo you :3 'tis no problem. and omfg same.
I got it. Slowly but surely cx
Yay c: I love how organized our typing is now. Before it was just like overlapping sentences and I don't even know. Meth. Lots of meth. SOMUCHMETH. *shrieks*
I concur so hard *starts cooking meth*
I know what meth smells like because when i was like 5 my neighbors had a meth lab and we could smell it through the vents
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS HOLY SHIT EPIPHANY HAJKDLHFJSKWLNVFJKALNGJKSLNGVA dammit i cant spell brb spellcheck
That doesn't explain enough.
HUSH
XDi rely far too heavily on spell check it's pretty bad dammit with the overlapping sentences and shit shh no tears just dreams~ *covers your mouth with chloroform*
FUCKING JESUS MOTHER FUCKING SHRIEKING AND CRYING oh now im passed out wow thanks sigh XD
at least use lube this time
sasgay's father never used lube on tachi's bum
jerk
D':
r00d
Ok now what
I'm gonna cut this out and thEN BACK TO WORK :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
have fun with that
i gave you the d
lots of ds
fuck i need sleep and food and normalcy
o
ok done cutting it out
wow apparently i have to install some app to cut it out thank google fuck you
gimme a minute ;_;
ok done
time to delete this shit
wE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WAS
We promise the actual fic will be tons better, okay? So you guys should definitely look out for it c: