1The Birdcage Called Atkatsuki

Me: I hope you like my f.f. In every chapter, I'll talk a bit to make you hate me! Enjoy!

Chapter 1: The Capture

Doki Itsimo walked down the hall to Hokage's office. ' Sigh, probably another D-class mission.' she thought, while running her fingers through her short feathered red streaked black hair. Ok, it was last year when she was kidnapped by S-class ninjas, so what? She got away didn't she? She passed a plaque that had her two brothers, father, and mother's names printed on with gold leaf lettering. "Gone protecting what means the world to them, ... Family, Honor, Pride, ... and Loyalty."

Itsimo's face hardened. She read these words everyday since she got back... from that fortress of terror...No! No more! It's over and done, they probably won't come after me again! She thought while knocking on the door. " Come in Itsimo-san." The Hokage called. Itsimo opened the door. " Do you have a mission for me Hokage?" The Hokage smiled and leaned back in her chair. "Yes. Itsimo-san, how would you like to make a run to Konoha to deliver a scroll?" Itsimo bit her lip. Tempting, but she wanted a challange, then again, she needed to see Naruto, the ninja responsible for rescuing her. "Sure... um Hokage.." " Yes" she asked raising an eyebrow. "Um, will I be back for the jonin exams?" " Of course." Itsimo smiled for once in a long time.

Next Day: forest

Itsimo ran a slow pace. She was wearing boy's baggy black pants with a red short sleeve shirt with silver long sleeve shirt that reached to her finger tip, that were covered with black and red gloves (most of the time she wore gape finger gloves), but it was chilly that day. She fingered at her kuani, which was on her belt ( along with other weapons). So what, she's paranoid. Her fingers flew up to her head guard which was hanging loosely around her neck. The feeling of dread seeped into her soul. Something wasn't right... her stomach twisted into a knot. Something was DEFFINATELY NOT right. A shirkin sliced into a tree 3 feet from her. She dirrected he chakra into the souls of her feet, and tore into the brush. She heard several deep chuckles. The chase is on.

Now, 'Itsimo Doki' translate into English, 'Always Faster' well Itsimo probably wished that was true. A shirkin sliced her shoulder, drawing a thin line of blood. She hissed at the pain, stopping to turn on her attackers. They disappeared into the bushes to stalk her. Itsimo looked at the brush, daring them to come out. This was supposed to be safe! That means: NO AMBUSHES!!!! " Hello Doki-san. How are you?" Itsimo gulped. Deidara's voice whispered from all around her. " I..I..don't know who you are -" she was interupted by a 'fishy' chuckle. " Yes you do Doki Itsimo-san ." Kisame's mixed in. Itsimo gulped. "Uchia must be around here." Deidara chuckled quitely. " Oh, don't worry, he is." Itsimo slowly turning in a circle, trying to zone in on their location. " Looking for us?" Itsimo shot her head up to search the trees. Deidara was sitting on a big branch. Kisame (fish boy) was hanging upside down by his feet. " Oh look, walking, talking piece of sushi and the dumb blonde!" Itsimo said sarcasticly. They glared at her. " Still haven't lost the lip with age have we?" Deidara wised assed. "Feh! Watch who you mouth of to." Kisame spat. "Well... nice to annoye you again, but, I really need to go. Give Itachi a kick in the balls for me... okay!?" Itsimo said mock happiness. Kisame looked like he was going to die of hysteria. Deidara... looked... um... like he was going to die from laughter. Itsimo's sweat dropped, as the hair on the back of her neck prickled. " He's right behind me, isn't he?" " Yes, he is." Itachi said. (Okay, imagine a dust cloud in the shape of Itsimo... yeah, she was running fast). Deidara and Kisame dropped to the ground nexted to Itachi. " Itachi-sama... are you just going-" Kisame started only to be stopped by a earsplitting yelp. Itachi smirked "Got her."

Itsimo struggled againest the chakra infused vines. A mass of vines flew torwards her. Itsimo dodged the mass, just barely. The vines seperated and started to creep torwards her like snakes. Itsimo yelped as four vines wrapped around her legs. She franticly tried to rip the thick vines. Then one almost as big as a tree trunk wrapped around her waist and slamming her into a tree, pinning her there, like a bug in a web waiting for the spider.

The S-class ninji walked into Itsimo's range of vision. Their smirks widened at her look of distress. They wouldn't be surpised if they bursted into flames from the look she was giving them. " My, we seem to have caught a fox in our trap." Itachi said coldly. Itsimo's arms were pinned to her sides. She struggled with the vine's grasp. Itsimo starred into his blood red eyes Shiogan eyes. Her heart beated one, twice, ... she counted her heart beat as he walked torwards her. " How's our fox been?" He was now within 2 feet of her. Itsimo snarled and spat at the ground, hitting Itachi's boot. Itsimo smiled grimly. Itachi looked at the spit blankly." Hello Itsimo-oji-chee." Itsimo's face went red with rage and embarassment (Oji-chee is a name Japanese name men call children, e.i. chan, san, sensi, and sama) she struggled fiercely trying to escape the vines. Itachi flicked his hand and the vines squeezed her rib cage, forcing the air from her. "D-Damnit!" She swore trying to regain the ablility to breath. Itachi raised an eyebrow slightly. " Boy, who knew that our little Ogi-chee swore?" Kisame asked mockingly. Itsimo's usual green eyes turned red and uttered the most unlady like thing in the world...(Yah who cares) "F... you!" Deidara smirked and walked up next to the other Atkatsuki member. "I think our fox has a little wolf in her." He reached out to stroke her cheek. She snapped at his fingers. "No, alot of wolf in her." Kisame remarked. " Feh" Itsimo spat scornfully. " This 'wolf' would like to give each of you a free membership to the unicsless club." She sneered wringling in her bonds. " You know, we've really missed your cooking, haven't we guys?" Itachi asked his teammates. They sighed, " Your dessert riceballs, uhh." Deidara sighed dramaticly. Itsimo frowned. " What's your point?" " Well, isn't she the only one who knows where our fortress is?" Itsimo gulped. " You wouldn't... would you?" " Oh yes we would... you're coming back to Atkatsuki base with us." Itachi said in a low voice, as Itsimo's heart sank. " No." She breathed.