This is quite an accomplishment, this story has been remade and retitled about three times before it went up. So I find it quite a miracle that it is up! mhm well anyways, this was mostly planned yesterday afternoon over the phone with Key-Key-chan. Nyxie was very hyper too, so it's a crack fic mostly. hopefully if I can get enough sugar and caffine in, I can write the next chapter by tomorrow afternoon! I guess I'll finish this up with the thingy that totally points out the sad fact that I don't own Kingdom hearts in anyway, and if I could, I'd sooo bring Axel and his spikey headedness back! yep yep I love you people that are reading this!

I was sitting against a white wall. "How did this happen again? I asked Caitlin next to me.

"Do I have to go through it again for you?"

I was bored, and so was everyone else. Telling the story over was the only thing keeping me from exploding. Normally I would be fine with Matt, but he knew his limits with my girls around.

"Just go to sleep." He said pulling me closer to him.

"Yeah well, that nobody and us in this wonderful cell isn't making me feel very comfy… 'specially if Xemnas is coming back." I let myself close my eyes anyway, I could at least try. In fact, I almost did fall asleep until I heard footsteps.

"It figures…" I groan, this was not a good day.

"See! I told you she had hair like yours!"

I heard someone say happily. I opened one eye slightly, they were ruining my physical nap. I spied bright red hair, and green eyes, and blonde mullet. I yawned and turned over, taking little interest in this.

"Matt?" I asked tiredly.

"huh?" He answered just as tiredly.

"You should sleep too." I could feel him move, and Caitlin mumble something.

"Shut up Key.. Entertain Axel or something, he will stop gawking at my hair eventually…" I looked to her real quick and thankfully she decided to listen.

"Gingerbread…" I said looking to Tori, she was really bored too.

"That is Axel Demyx. AKA Demmykins, Aku, ketchup and mustard."

"Ketchup and Mustard?" Matt asked.

"The hair." I said pointing.

"That's Axel's leg."

I smiled sitting up. "Fine." I pointed to Axel's head. "Ketchup," I pointed to Demyx. "Mustard. I prefer Demmykins though."

Demyx bent over to look in my face, and I could feel Matt twitch a little. He may not have any weapons, but he still could kick his ass.

"How do you know us?" He asked poking my nose.

"I'm just cool like that.." I said swatting it away. He can't just poke my nose, it's my nose anyway. I sighed.

"So exactly what is Mansex trying to do with us anyway?" Demyx scrunched his nose up to think.

"I know you have a brain man, it shouldn't be that hard. Why don't you just go ask?" I sat up and stretched.

"Hmmmm…"

Axel smacked him in the back of the head. "Demyx! Don't listen to her. She's just getting her to do what she wants with her feminine charm." He sneered at me as if he knew exactly what he was talking about.

I raised an eyebrow. "I have feminine charm?" I asked Tori and Caitlin. They laughed with me, and Matt even laughed too. I stood up slowly, and decided that i should just do something about this whole thing.

"If I have anything, it'd be my people. But oddly enough we are here, so I want to know what the hell Xemnas wants with us, and why we can't see him. So, if you don't move, I'll have to hurt you."

Axel just laughed. "Oh please like you coul-"

I glared, and punched him in the face, and then turned around and kicked him in the stomach, sending him to the floor.

"The guys at home don't even get this…" Tori whispered to Matt, and Caitlin stood up and walked to stand next to me and examine Axel.

"I thought you'd be nice to him."

"Please, on a PMS week?" Caitlin snickered, and Demyx stared.

"See Demyx, you are lucky because you haven't done anything wrong…"

"Yet." Caitlin added.

"yeah, yet." Tori agreed.

"anyway, you can fix that very easily." Demyx nodded very quickly. "Get us out of here."

He smiled. "I can do that." He pulled me out of the cell, and everyone else followed us. I looked behind be to Matt, and he nodded. I turned back and looked at Demyx.

"Oh my god Demyx what is that!" I yelled, pointing at the wall.

"What? Where?" I shook my head and kicked him.

"Run!" I yelled, knowing my way around the halls thank god…which is odd... you'd think it be more confusing in real life than on the game...

"Why is this place all black and white?" Tori asked annoyed.

"I ionno and I dun care either." We laughed at our stupid sounding word.

"If noodles ever existed here, would they stick to the walls?" I asked no one in particular.

"Maybe. After all, they do stick to normal walls, don't they?" Matt had answer to everything, which was good cause then I wouldn't be thinking about it all day.

"And after my narration inside my head suggests, does the World that Never Was actually have daylight?" Everyone stared at me for a second as if I was insane. Which in most cases, I probly am.

"Anyway.. Turn here and then- OHMYGOD IT'S SO SQUISHY LOOKING!!!!" I yelled excitedly, a little heartless that had come out of the darkness was at my feet, and I couldn't resist not touching it. I poked and prodded it, pulling it's cheeks and laughing my head off as Tori and Caitlin bent down to join me. Matt shook his head and smiled, I always could entertain him with my utter and complete randomness and retardedness. I picked it up and stuck it on my head.

"Why did you put it on your head!! I wanted to play with it!!" Caitlin whined.

"Nuuuuuu! It's miiiiiiiiiine!!!" I said running and hiding behind Matt.

"Why me?" He asked.

"Because, you are very not useful if you are just standing there. So I decided if you were going to be here, I'd make ya useful!" I said running around him while Caitlin chased me and Tori fell over from watching us run around matt at a pretty good speed. I finally just stopped, and stared at the dark sky.

"You know, what'll happen when Axel finds us? Will we be Roasted bits? Or will he drag us everywhere and whine about Roxas? Find out next time on, WHEN ODD PEOPLE GO TO PLACES THEY SHOULDN'T AND SCREW THINGS UP!!" I said in a very odd manly gay voice.

"Carmen, you okay? I mean Matt is literally right there, and you are all.." Caitlin had pointed at Matt from her spot on the ground and was now trying to find a word to describe my actions.

"I'm having a fic moment thank you, and I can do WHATEVA I WANT!!" The heartless was attempting to hide in my shirt, and I just wasn't paying enough attention that there was a person coming towards us.

"Uh, Carmen." Matt said crouching next to my position on the floor and poking my head.

"What?"

"Use your fic moment on him." He pointed to the person and I opened one eye to look.

"Oh, hey Xigbar." I said with a shrug.

"Aren't you supposed to be in the cell?" I sat up quickly, scaring the heartless as it fell.

"Yesh well, if you were stuck in a little square with a whole bunch of people, you would wanna get out too." Xigbar nodded.

"Although it wasn't a bunch of people."

I got an 'I'm planning something' smirk on my face at the moment.

"Key-Key! Super spork stabbity time!!" I yelled throwing her an awesome spork of super prowess. I pulled a bag out of my pocket and started to throw shrimp at Xigbar.

"Where the hell didja get that?" Tori asked.

"I dunno. It was just there!!" I yelled over machine gun fire.

"Where did you get the machine gun?" She shrugged.

"Good reason, better than mine." I said shrugging myself and watching Caitlin jump above us and stab Xigbar. I laughed my head off as Xigbar couldn't get her off.

"SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR ATTACK!" I yelled holding up my fist triumphantly.

"Uh Carmen." Caitlin said tugging on my sleeve.

"WHAT? I'M BUSY DESTROYING HIM WITH THE NOSE HAIR I WILL NEVER HAVE!" I said with a booming voice. I coughed and cleared my throat.

"Sorry about that. What did you need again?" I asked rubbing the back of my head. Matt pulled me away by my hips and scared the crap out of me.

"Settle Carmen." He said calmly.

"But why? It's the only thing confusing me enough that is making the narrating my life part fun!" I whined.

"Plus you know this is fucking funny. You know it is!" I whined again only I was really close to his face and I know he couldn't resist to just kiss me right then and there. But he did. Which meant he was serious. Damn.

"Okay fine, but only until more people find us so I can confuse them to death." He smiled and pecked my lips, so he was happy now, and so was I. we walked down the hall after examining Xigbar's body to make sure he was alive for future torture.

"Meh name's Caitter like Tacaitter without the ta!" Caitlin yelled randomly.

"Cartter and Caitter. Where'd Tortter go?" I asked looking around and spinning myself in a giant circle, losing focus of what I was actually looking for.

"I don't know.." Matt actually admitted.

"Mmkay well we'll find her later." I said glomping Matt.

"You are serious?" He asked.

"Yes I am. About as serious as you were earlier only a lot more. She's Tori, she can take care of herself."

Caitlin kinda gaped at me. "I wonder what would happen if Trina were here…" I tapped my chin with my finger deep in thought, as if I could really do that at the moment.

"Hey lookit! It's, it's, it's, it's…umm… what's his face!!" Caitlin said pointing.

"Oh! I know this one! It's Old Man Claymore!" I said pointing too. Saix grabbed me and held me up.

"He is old! He has more wrinkles than Matt!" Matt sweat dropped, smacking his head quite loudly at the way I liked to mock him for being eighteen.

So to wrap up this mostly short crack fic, wasn't that just the worst cliff hanger ever, with Saix about to kill me and Matt not doing anything about it.. yet! Axel will be back for his revenge, but I might not throw shrimp at him.. maybe moldy frogs along with the cat innards from my sister's thing in bio. Wow that sounds disgusting.. anyway.. pretty please review and get ready for the next chapter that should be up pretty soon if I don't get too bad of a writer's block and I have time! oh btw, the reference to my hair is because I dyed it and it looks like Axel's. and let me tell you it wasn't on purpose either!