it was a quiet day at the shack, everyone had gone out leaving dipper by himself to wander about the house, while he was walking through one of the first floor hallways he was surprised by a noise coming from one of the closets so he walked closer to investigate when all of a sudden he hear ...laughterbr /"HAHAHAHAA" shocked he began looking around frantically shouting out "bill! where are you, show yourself coward!" "oh pinetree i'm right here, right here in the closet!"
..."bill, what are you doing in the closet" dipper replied skeptically to this, thoroughly confused until he got bills answer "well pinetree you see i did a little RESEARCH on human culture and found out that the most surprising thing to you creatures is when 'someone comes out of the closet' so...prepare to be utterly petrified, because I am coming out of the closet!" his voice grew louder and almost intimidating but when he stepped out of the closet what he was met by was not the fearful look on dippers face but instead ...laughter? "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU MEATSACK?!" after Dippers laughter died down he tried to remain calm enough but seeing the look on the triangle demons face...body? he lost it again Bill had gone an odd shade of maroony violet that just made the situation the more hilarious with the scrunched up look like the demon was having an aneurysm "what's so funny!, i came out of the closet" within Dippers next bout of laughter bill had heard him say something lie Mabel already came out of there a week ago so nothing new, hmmm could it be that shooting star was able to diminish the frightening power of closet exitry to Dipper, while bill was musing this dipper looked at him once more to see the concentrated look so he took pity and FINALLY explained everything to bill which got him a very mixed reaction of embarrassment, anger, skepticism and confusion as they then got into a debate about the stupidity of humans and 'sexuality choices, and phrasings' but once Bill left to the mindscape Dipper fully realized that he had just had a completely normal conversation with his enemy and could quite possibly never take him seriously as a threat ever again, unbeknownst to him Bill was having similar thoughts elsewhere./p
as the day progressed and everyone came back to the shack Dipper had a few inside jokes about doritos in closets which no one else got until later on in the night when he explained to Mabel as she cackled maniacally next to him as she began knitting a rainbow sweater that may or may not have been for Bill...