Once upon a time, in the village of Konoha, there lived four ninja. Their names were Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi. Kakashi was Naruto Sasuke and Sakura's teacher.

One day, for a special training mission, they decided to spend the night at Kakashi's house…

"Death to Itachi, Death to Itachi, Death to Itachi…"

"Kakashi-Sensei! Sasuke is playing avenger in the bathroom again!!"

Sakura and Naruto had been waiting outside of the bathroom for an hour now. Meanwhile, inside, Sasuke was stabbing an Itachi doll with a spoon.

"Sasuke, your teammates need to use the bathroom. Will you please stop your avenging nonsense and get out?" Kakashi tried to be as patient as possible, but this was the fourth time that week that Sasuke had pulled this.

The response from the bathroom was: DEATH TO ITACHI!!

Kakashi calmly walked up to the door, and just as calmly kicked it down. Sasuke was there, Itachi doll in one hand, a spoon in the other. For unknown reasons he was using the Sharingan to "read the doll's mind."

"OK, Sasuke, time to get out now."

"But..."

"No buts."

"Dang."

Sasuke solemnly exited the bathroom and Sakura rushed in, knocking Naruto down in the process.

"Hey Sakura! Watch where you're going!"

"I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"

Naruto shut up. He knew Sakura's wrath and did not want to deal with it. He immediately stepped out of the way and let her pass. Meanwhile, Sasuke was in the living room watching his Itachi doll burn in the fireplace.

"Hehehehe, burn Itachi, BURN!!"

Kakashi came down in time to see Sasuke laugh maniacally. He walked over to Sasuke and hit him with his book.

"Stop it," he said.

"Ouch! Look, I'm done! The doll is gone."

"But you've got 12 more in your bag."

"…"

"I know you do."

"No I don't, that was just..um..Genjutsu! I made it LOOK like they were there, but they weren't!"

"Mmhmm. Sure. Now go throw them away."

"Dang."

Well, it's kinda short for now, and yes, it's supposed to be stupid. Just so you know, I do not hate Sasuke. I only do this because I love him so. Anyway, Review if you'd like, and I will update as soon as possible! (that is if you want me too.)

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