OMG three uploads in one day! I'm on a roll! Anyway, here's another challenge for the Warriors Challenge Forum, called the Marshmallowtail Challenge. This was fun to write, I hope you enjoy it! ~The Mockingjay
AwesomenessClan was peaceful. Their leader, Iamsoawesomestar, was being awesome, of course, and the deputy, Awesomeismymiddlenamepelt, was being more awesome. Then suddenly le wild Solarflare appears.
"Hey guys!" she screamed with her epicly deep voice. AwesomenessClan just blinked because they was so stupid that they couldn't think. Solarfare thought they were listening, because she is so stupid, but she wasn't AS stupid as AwesomenessClan.
"Well my name is Solarflare—" she was interrupted by the author.
"Cough cough," the Mockingjay coughed. "She's a Mary-sue!" Solarflare then pushed the Mockingjay off the cliff. PS she died.
"Well, I come from a Clan called ." Coolkatpaw just died because he couldn't comprehend what she just said. "I'm blind cause of my stupid ancestors." Then Sexy and I Know It started playing. Then she blinded every other cat in AwesomenessClan. "And that's how we are blind. Tradition is, that, our parents have to do that in front of our faces." Then Solarflare when to AwesomerClan and blinded all the cats there, except she danced to Starships (the clean version of course, because she's a goody-goody) by Nicki Miniaj.
Then, Solarflare started crying because she thought her sexy dances were not sexy enough. So then, she did an even sexier dance to Carly Rae Jansen's Call Me Maybe.
"HEY AND THIS CRAZAY BUT HERES MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE!" and then all the cats in AwesomerClan went blind again.
"Wait wait wait." The Mockingjay appeared out of nowhere. "How can they become blind again if they were blind after you danced to Starships (of course the clean version)?"
"Aren't you dead?" Solarflare asked. The Mockingjay danced.
"No way Jose," she said, shooting her random bow and arrow. Then Solarflare shot her with her revolver. PSS she died. The end.
"Lol just kiddin, fools!" Solarflare giggled. "I bet all of you thought it was ended!" Crickets chirped. "Oh well." Then Solarflare made everyone in the audience blind because she did another sexy dance to Wild Ones by Flo Rida.
Then the epic deep-voiced Solarflare went to WeAreAwesomeClan. There, she fell in love (actually she threatened) Sexybeast. Then she and Sexybeast had kits, which they all named Sexykit. There were five-million. But then, Solarflare sexily danced to Katy Perry's Firework. All the Sexykits went blind, and so did Sexybeast. Then Sexybeast and all the Sexykits died because Solarflare murdered them.
After that, the epic Solarflare went to AwesomestClan. There, their leader, Sexyandiknowitstar, was murdered by her because she thought that Sexyandiknowitstar should be her name. And then she became leader of AwesomestClan. To their dismay, she danced sexily to Payphone (again the clean version cause shes a kitty-sue) by Maroon 5. They all went blind. Then, the Mockingjay came back from the dead and shot Solarflare with her epic arrows. Then, all the blind clans rejoiced and they all partied. Solarflare was thrown in the lake and eaten by hungry piranhas (cause piranhas live in the lake.) But then, one of Solarflare's ancestors wildly appeared and dropped a rock on the Mockingjay. The end. For Real.
Ps she died.