Okay, so remember how I said ATFD was over?
Well that was mostly because we'd started this.
Hope you all like it… maybe eventually I'll publish the story leading up to our appearance here, but maybe not. I'm not sure you people would like it.
…then again, I have this SUPER AWESOME Akamaru Special that's near the beginning of the "Precursor Series" or whatever, and it's very smexy… huh, maybe I should just do that one…. Hmm…. –thinks-
(Note: 'you' is Brooke and 'I' is S)
(also note: Ryuusei is the name of my OC and Buroku is hers. I call her all sorts of variations of it here, so.)
(she's the one with the Akumigan, and I'm said "short chick".)
(another note: as this begins, she is (somehow and for some reason) a puppy/dog.)
The Big Stupid
A collaboration (well, sort of) with S-chan aka slack-jawed cheese hugger and Brooke aka vampireizzy where I did the long bits but only because I like writing long things and okay I'm going to stop this title now
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You jumped out of my lap where I had been petting you, quivering with concentration. "I'm going to go investigate."
I waited for you, folding and unfolding my skirt in my hands, until you came dashing in.
You skitter in, yelping in alarm, followed by...
Pein.
And all five of his other bodies.
"Oh god not again," I moan desperately.
You jump into my lap with a final squeal, and sit there, shaking, as I'm surrounded by the Six Paths of Pein.
"Um... hi?" I ask timidly, trying not to sound scared, pulling you close to myself.
Pein, of course, is an orange dog with piercings on his face, along with the others. I stare, one thought circulating in my mind: Why is everyone dogs?!
Everyone except me, of course.
I get to my feet, and the faces of everyone else follow me, you still in my arms, shaking. Pein, Kein, and Hein are glaring at me, Gein is looking worried, Dein is scratching his nose and Sein... well, Sein's looking up my skirt. Blushing, I stand up, letting you jump down and run off to hide under my bed, and reach out to touch Pein.
My quivering hand approaches him, and he eyes it like he's going to start barking, but when I touch the top of his head with one cautious finger, he doesn't do anything. I pet him once or twice, melting under the power of the cute, before remembering who he is, and gently picking him up (him looking very cross) I tell everyone I'm going to try something I read about once, and walk to the sink in the bathroom, and they follow me.
Once there, I put Pein down in the bathtub, and run the hot water. "Okay, well, here goes," I mumble, mostly to myself, still blushing, and pick up Pein, shoving his head under the current.
Just like I had predicted, he gave me a look of disgust, before growing suddenly, turning from a little dog to a full-sized human. I find myself holding a normal-sized man around the middle, and withdraw immediately, blushing like crazy.
"Do- do you mind?" I squeak, indignant.
"Mind-" his voice rasps from disuse, and he clears his throat. "Mind what?"
I fall back in disbelief. "Well, for one thing, you're NAKED!" He nods, making a little "ah" sound at the back of his throat, and grabs a towel, draping it modestly around his waist.
As he climbs out of the tub, Sein pokes my foot with one of his skull-spikes, making me turn. He looks up at me expectantly, and I sigh, doing the same for him.
But when he turns, with a poof and a rush of displaced air, instead of standing up and putting on a towel, he just turns his upper body, curving his spine backwards so his face is upside-down in front of my own.
Eyes wide, mouth just open, I watch him, wondering what the hell does he want from me but I don't say anything, so scared I'll do something wrong and make them seriously angry that when he finally opens his mouth and says "hi," I fall backwards onto my ass and then burst into tears.
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for clarification, Pein, Dein, Kein, Sein, Hein, and Gein are my names for each of Pein's six bodies. I don't work with Nagato, lol.
How to tell who's who:
Normal Pein: Pein
Ponytail: Dein
Long, long hair: Kein
Crazy/arm-biter-off-er/skull spikes: Sein
Gein: stocky guy with shortish choppy hair
Hein: the one that's left over, I think he's bald….?
ANYway.
Hope you liked it!
-The Head Baka