A foreword by the writer.

This one was a !^#$2. It took 4 years, 5 weeks, 3 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 34 seconds for me to finish this. Contained within are
tales of adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, the way a moving picture never can.

A brutal warrior must show compassion, a scientist must turn on her treasured beliefs, a man must come to grips with the death of his
entire race, a fly must defecate upon a picnic, thus ruining a family's day out.

All this and more can be found within these pages. It is a magical journey that took me on a wild ride down the river of life, ultimately
leading to a hydro plant where I was ground up into steam or however those work.

Also another writer helped write this. Enjoy!

- The Writer(s)