Hello! I've decided to write YET ANOTHER fic. I am in the middle of 2
others, actually, I'm more like in the 1/8 of each of them, as they are
both epics. But, I want to do another one! This is a humor story of the Z
gang doing a television show. It may have been done, but this one is going
to have ALL THE CHARACTERS, well, a lot of them. Buu, Cell, Radditz, Nappa,
villain to good person, almost everyone will be done! Enjoy, and I OWN
NOTHING!
It was a perfectly peaceful day. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining down on the cloudless earth, and people were joyful. It was the summer time, and people were getting ready for swimming, diving, running, sports, almost everything.
The Z Gang, however, was in the middle of a great project. They were starting their own TV Show! And they even were able to drag all their owl enemies out of the HFIL to star on it too! Currently, they were making up the job list for the show. It was tough, as the leaders were Chichi, Bulma, 18, and Brolli, who's heart turned pure and tender in the HFIL. Their list was as follows:
Goku-Head Anchor
Vegeta-Co-Anchor
Tien-Backup Anchor
Chaotzu-Tien's Backup Anchor
Chichi-Advertising Campaign Leader
Bulma-Technology of the Show
18-Fashion designer
Yamcha-Co-Advertising Leader
Brolli-Calms Everyone Down
Radditz-Advertisement
Nappa-Co-Advertisement
Frieza-Backup Advertisement
Cell-Surpriser
Gohan-Co-Technology Leader
Trunks-Main Advertisement
Goten-Cute Kid who fakes being blind and Deaf
Krillin-Janitor
Marron-Curtains
Videl-Curtains
17-Curtains
Dr. Gero-Backup on anything
Piccolo-Backup Anything
Dende-Sounds and Songs
After finishing this, the Z gang found out they had quite a long list. However, they decided that it was okay, and decided to start the show that very day! Goku got ready in his main chair, made out of grass and weeds, while Vegeta was next to him in a big armchair.
Tien and Chaotzu were preparing their rocket launchers and machine guns to take care of Goku and Vegeta, to get into the limelight. Chaotzu had a ring of bullets, a long machinegun armed with lights, laser targeting, and explosives. He had grenades, flashbangs, and a scouter. Tien had a double grenade launcher with laser targeting also, a scope, a sniper rifle, 1 flame thrower, and a huge explosive as a self-destruct in case he needed it.
Bulma and Gohan were preparing satellites to track every person who walks in, and fill their head, with electromagnetic waves, with stuff about how this show is the best, and if you go to any other, you will detonate on the spot.
Chichi was beating Yamcha over the head with the only thing she could find: an acorn. According to her, Yamcha had been the reason Goku had become a fighter. While she was beating the hell out of Yamcha, Gohan put a sign over them, saying, "If you don't see this show, this is what happens!" It had a pretty clear effect, as several people went up to him to ask for tickets.
Android 18 was just shredding Bulma', buying every outfit in site, while shoplifting some more. After wasting about 2 billion zeni, she shoplifted Bloomingdale's for the clothes that were needed for the show. She took the rest of the clothes she bought and put her in a secret, but gigantic, closet she had made in an underwater cavern that had air in it, but had thousands of outfits.
Brolli was singing songs to calm down Chichi, but could only reach the desired effect after singing a song about Gohan becoming the smartest person in the entire universe and beyond.
Radditz, Nappa, Frieza, and Trunks were getting their advertisement ready. Trunks would stand still in the middle of the commercial, in a tight black tank top and white baggy pants, while the other 3 would jump out and say "If you want to see him again, come see out newest show, The Z Gang Kablam!"
Cell stood behind the opening doors, ready to pounce on those hesitant to go inside. When they turned around, he would launch a weak energy blast, pushing the person right into a gadget, made by Bulma, that sat the person down in the seat and kept him there for the rest of the show.
Goten had put on big, black glasses, and was walking around with a cane and bowl, bumping into various things. When people asked him what was wrong, he didn't answer, and they concluded he was deaf too. So, they gave 1's, 5's, 20's, even one fifty snuck its way into the bowl.
Krillin was deciding which way to mop, which cleaning solution to use, where to clean, what to clean, and various other things, just to take his mind off the fact that he was the only loser who had gotten a job as bad as being a janitor.
Marron, Videl, and Android 17 were picking out a pair of gloves to help get a grip on the thin and smooth ropes they were pulling. Videl was going to help Marron out, while 17 was powering up a blast to kill Goku and jump in. However, Tien and Chaotzu had a sentry gun and several grenade launchers on automatic kill set directly on him, and 17 knew better than to test Bulma and Gohan's targeting systems.
Dr. Gero and Piccolo had decided to team up to try to assassinate Goku and Vegeta, and then jump in while no one was looking. Piccolo had ripped his left arm off, and was getting ready to throw it at Goku's head, when a sentry gun shot his head off, along with Dr. Gero's. They put that in with Chichi beating up with Yamcha, and the 'advertisement' had a much greater effect than it once did.
Dende had some major music coming up, all of it stuff he had made up. Da Piccolo Beat and Spiky Super Saiyain were his main ones, although he was making more.
Soon, everything would be ready, and the show would start!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, a cliffhanger! Not much humor in this one, but I had to get ALL of the information out in the open, so that the rest can be pure humor. Check back to this story, as I will update it often. If you have ideas for it, say it in A REIVEW! If you do, thanks! Goodbye, till next time!
It was a perfectly peaceful day. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining down on the cloudless earth, and people were joyful. It was the summer time, and people were getting ready for swimming, diving, running, sports, almost everything.
The Z Gang, however, was in the middle of a great project. They were starting their own TV Show! And they even were able to drag all their owl enemies out of the HFIL to star on it too! Currently, they were making up the job list for the show. It was tough, as the leaders were Chichi, Bulma, 18, and Brolli, who's heart turned pure and tender in the HFIL. Their list was as follows:
Goku-Head Anchor
Vegeta-Co-Anchor
Tien-Backup Anchor
Chaotzu-Tien's Backup Anchor
Chichi-Advertising Campaign Leader
Bulma-Technology of the Show
18-Fashion designer
Yamcha-Co-Advertising Leader
Brolli-Calms Everyone Down
Radditz-Advertisement
Nappa-Co-Advertisement
Frieza-Backup Advertisement
Cell-Surpriser
Gohan-Co-Technology Leader
Trunks-Main Advertisement
Goten-Cute Kid who fakes being blind and Deaf
Krillin-Janitor
Marron-Curtains
Videl-Curtains
17-Curtains
Dr. Gero-Backup on anything
Piccolo-Backup Anything
Dende-Sounds and Songs
After finishing this, the Z gang found out they had quite a long list. However, they decided that it was okay, and decided to start the show that very day! Goku got ready in his main chair, made out of grass and weeds, while Vegeta was next to him in a big armchair.
Tien and Chaotzu were preparing their rocket launchers and machine guns to take care of Goku and Vegeta, to get into the limelight. Chaotzu had a ring of bullets, a long machinegun armed with lights, laser targeting, and explosives. He had grenades, flashbangs, and a scouter. Tien had a double grenade launcher with laser targeting also, a scope, a sniper rifle, 1 flame thrower, and a huge explosive as a self-destruct in case he needed it.
Bulma and Gohan were preparing satellites to track every person who walks in, and fill their head, with electromagnetic waves, with stuff about how this show is the best, and if you go to any other, you will detonate on the spot.
Chichi was beating Yamcha over the head with the only thing she could find: an acorn. According to her, Yamcha had been the reason Goku had become a fighter. While she was beating the hell out of Yamcha, Gohan put a sign over them, saying, "If you don't see this show, this is what happens!" It had a pretty clear effect, as several people went up to him to ask for tickets.
Android 18 was just shredding Bulma', buying every outfit in site, while shoplifting some more. After wasting about 2 billion zeni, she shoplifted Bloomingdale's for the clothes that were needed for the show. She took the rest of the clothes she bought and put her in a secret, but gigantic, closet she had made in an underwater cavern that had air in it, but had thousands of outfits.
Brolli was singing songs to calm down Chichi, but could only reach the desired effect after singing a song about Gohan becoming the smartest person in the entire universe and beyond.
Radditz, Nappa, Frieza, and Trunks were getting their advertisement ready. Trunks would stand still in the middle of the commercial, in a tight black tank top and white baggy pants, while the other 3 would jump out and say "If you want to see him again, come see out newest show, The Z Gang Kablam!"
Cell stood behind the opening doors, ready to pounce on those hesitant to go inside. When they turned around, he would launch a weak energy blast, pushing the person right into a gadget, made by Bulma, that sat the person down in the seat and kept him there for the rest of the show.
Goten had put on big, black glasses, and was walking around with a cane and bowl, bumping into various things. When people asked him what was wrong, he didn't answer, and they concluded he was deaf too. So, they gave 1's, 5's, 20's, even one fifty snuck its way into the bowl.
Krillin was deciding which way to mop, which cleaning solution to use, where to clean, what to clean, and various other things, just to take his mind off the fact that he was the only loser who had gotten a job as bad as being a janitor.
Marron, Videl, and Android 17 were picking out a pair of gloves to help get a grip on the thin and smooth ropes they were pulling. Videl was going to help Marron out, while 17 was powering up a blast to kill Goku and jump in. However, Tien and Chaotzu had a sentry gun and several grenade launchers on automatic kill set directly on him, and 17 knew better than to test Bulma and Gohan's targeting systems.
Dr. Gero and Piccolo had decided to team up to try to assassinate Goku and Vegeta, and then jump in while no one was looking. Piccolo had ripped his left arm off, and was getting ready to throw it at Goku's head, when a sentry gun shot his head off, along with Dr. Gero's. They put that in with Chichi beating up with Yamcha, and the 'advertisement' had a much greater effect than it once did.
Dende had some major music coming up, all of it stuff he had made up. Da Piccolo Beat and Spiky Super Saiyain were his main ones, although he was making more.
Soon, everything would be ready, and the show would start!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, a cliffhanger! Not much humor in this one, but I had to get ALL of the information out in the open, so that the rest can be pure humor. Check back to this story, as I will update it often. If you have ideas for it, say it in A REIVEW! If you do, thanks! Goodbye, till next time!