Disclaimer: No Psychonauts is not mine, but if they give it to me I would take it gladly!
Author's note: This story is obviously based on Millas memory wheel and on her comment how she is surprised that Sasha noticed when Raz says that Agent Nein said that she is the best levitator. It is as well based on the song 'Aurélie' by Wir sind Helden, a song about a French girl in Germany who thinks that none of the boys is interested in her, because they talk about football(I refuse to call it soccer) and don't whistle and run away when she does instead. But truth is, all the boys lie to her feet and would do everything for her.
I figured it is time to tell Milla something about German men, because she does seem to be a Brasilian 'Aurélie' xsmilex. I have no idea why I chose this type of editing to write the letter, but I just wanted to. Hope you enjoy it!
x x x
Dearest Milla,
You think Sasha doesn't notice you, but honestly Darling, how could he not?
Look at you.
There is no one, who wouldn't notice you.
Even if that person would be
blind
and
deaf
and clearly Sasha is neither.
Not at all.
Sure, he lives in his own world at times, but he still would notice
you
(if only because you look like the living incarnation of one of his tacky lamps).
No Darling, there is no way this man could not notice you or your amazing powers.
I am quite sure he very well does.
But he is a german man.
You need to know that or you won't notice that he notices.
You are used to all those
Brasilian men
who always whistle and call after you.
You are used to all those
American men
who will make compliments and gifts.
But Sasha is none of them.
He is a german man
and one of the finest and rarest examples you can find.
He won't say
that you are the best levitator in the world.
He will say
that you are one of the best,
but what he means is
that you are the best and not only in terms of levitation.
He won't tell you
that you look absolutely stunning in your new dress.
He will tell you
that it might not be appropriate for the occasion at hand,
but what he means is
that he doesn't want anyone else to see you in it because you do look beautiful.
When you find him at night on the docks, gazing to the stars,
you will say they look beautiful and hope he replies that you look even better.
He never will.
He will however tell you all the Latin names of the stars and point out several constellations.
All technical data he knows.
He recites it and he could recite the entire file headquarters has about you.
But he will never do that
(at least when you are around).
When you tell him you would like to have the stars, the moon or the sun,
he won't tell you
that he would get them for you like every other man would.
He will say that it is
impossible.
But when you wake up in the morning you'll find a small modell of the solar system.
He will say
he found it among his stuff, but truth is, it is hand made, in one night.
He is a german man, one of the finest and rarest you can find and
he notices you
thats for sure
so go and get him, Darling!
Don't try to be subtle and don't give him indirect and direct hints, he won't get them.
He is just a man after all.
Be direct and tell him what you want
but
don't be too direct, that'll scare him.
Confusing?
Well don't forgot
Sasha
is
a
German
man.
Yours sincerely,
a German girl
x x x
Author's note: Hope you enjoyed reading it. As always any kind of response is appreciated!