Tezuka was having a really bad feeling about today. It was either because someone stole hi suit that he was supposed to wear to a wedding, or it was because he just realized that it was someone's birthday.

Or more over, it was Fuji's, the sadist's birthday…

Walking stiffly towards the clubhouse door, Tezuka felt the bad feeling increase. When he opened the door, he found it empty and the bad feeling stopped for a moment. But when Fuji decided to step out in something that seemed odd, Tezuka's bad feeling reached the sky.

Fuji was wearing a dress.

But not just a dress, it was a white wedding dress. And his suit was lying innocently net to him.

So that's where it went…

Tezuka twitched a bit before asking, with a slightly creaky voice, "Fuji, what do you think you're doing?"

"Saa, I think it's quite obvious, Tezuka."

"You're wearing a dress."

"Obviously,"

"A wedding dress, Fuji,"

"Yes, I know." Fuji let out a small sigh.

"Why?"

"I want to get married."

Tezuka felt that this conversation was turning out to be too odd and decided to ask less vague questions.

"Why, when you are a boy, are you wearing a wedding dress?"

"Wait, Tezuka, let me say something that would most likely make you understand: It's my birthday, marry me?"

"…"

"Well?"

"…"

"Saa, I'll take that silence as a rejection." Fuji walked away.

Tezuka was still emotionless, even though he always is.

Oh, why did he decide to come to school on Fuji's birthday?

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OMAKE

Fuji laughed evilly while ticking off Tezuka's name from the list. Oh, he loved celebrating his birthday.

"Saa, now it's Echizen's turn. I'll make sure remembers me when I paste pictures of him and Atobe around the clubhouse…"

END.

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Haha…some random crap. Anyways, Feb 29th is said that a girl can propose to a guy, because you can break the traditions on that day. So, yeah…