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Mizuki Kokoa: This Fanfiction is brought to you by SaltyCandy and myself. It is a comedy/parody Inazuma Eleven Go story mainly written for humor and fun! Please do enjoy the story and leave a review at the bottom, we'd love to see your feedback~! ^_^ SaltyCandy that's your cue~!

SaltyCandy: Like what the title suggests, this is supposedly a story of how a house is destroyed by a single kid (and some thieves or whatever) who was forgotten and stayed at home alone, only: (1) She's not a kid anymore (even though a particular chairman thinks she still is); (2) Thieves will not exist here (but another troublesome force will) and; (3) She isn't forgotten nor alone. And this is our first collab work. Woohoo! Actually, this is the very first time I've had a collab fic. Woohoo V2! So, thanks to my coauthor for that! Hope you enjoy reading!

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= Chapter One: Plan in Motion =

"Nii-san, I'm a highschool student! I don't need anyone to babysit me anymore!" Dressed in a khaki vested white blouse with a violet-pink necktie partnered with a grayish school skirt was an upset pink-haired teen, complaining to a tan-skinned platinum blond who's sitting at the driver seat of a familiar red sports car.

"But they're not here to babysit you, Yuuka. They're just here to keep you company." The man wearing what it seemed like four healthy layers of clothing, answered back with a warm smile. Even with the light sky blue blazer, grey waistcoat, and plain white t-shirt, the red collared shirt could still be easily spotted well underneath them all, showcasing his now signature color.

The pinkette raised an eyebrow. Her brother definitely couldn't lie to her. He might have been able to trick the earth's citizens with the whole FFI Vision 2 propaganda, but his lies did not fall unseen before these two black orbs who had always looked up to him and cheered him up for more than a decade. "Then, can you please explain why Toramaru-kun, Saginuma-san, Endou-san, Kidou-san, and the whole Raimon Eleven are all here? This isn't company, this is a crowd." She explained while gesturing to the group of soccer fanatics excitedly waving goodbye to the professionally clothed ex-striker.

He simply tried to charm her with one of his warm smiles of which unfortunately, did not work at all. Funny, she used to giggle back at him when she was still on her grade school years and now she won't even return a smile. It seemed like the magic had worn off. He sighed and drove off, leaving the pinkette rolling her eyes and stomping her way inside the mansion.

'Did I really make the right choice?' He bit his lower lip and his mind was thrown off on the making of the so-called 'master plan' of his.


= Yesterday at the Chairman's Office =

Riiiiiiiing~ riiiiiiiiiing~

"Nihon Shounen Soccer Kyoukai Chairman speaking, state your affair." Gouenji Shuuya, on his now shoulder length hair, answered the phone sitting on the single rectangular table on his office. He was in the middle of reviewing and signing a bunch of papers all while taking a frequent sip on his black coffee mug with a white printed 'Best Brother In The World' on it.

"I see. Yes. Yes. Where? Affirmative. See you, then." He delivered his lines with the usual monotone that his sister had already dubbed his 'chairman mode.'

"Ah. That's a pretty far place to have a meeti-" He was instantly stopped on his monologue with a sudden thought. 'Father is also on a business meeting away and Fuku-san's with her family on Fukuoka so that means..'

'No! I can't let that happen!' His other inner voice interrupted his own. 'What if someone breaks into my house and kidnaps her.. they'll be asking for a large stack of money from me and even after giving them that, I can't be sure that they won't do anything funny to her. It'll be Okinawa all over again. She can't be alone.'

"That's right, Toramaru! He could-wait." Memories of how the mentioned blunet looked at his sister flooded him. His brows met each other and he found himself slightly annoyed. It wasn't just because of how the younger striker looked at the braided pinkette with his twinkling eyes, it was certainly the fact that he was always looking at her. Even a soccer freak like Endou would've noticed that he have at least a crush on her. Okay, maybe an airhead like his goalkeeper best friend wouldn't be able to notice something like that, but still the fact remained. Wait a sec. 'Endou!' His mind cheered at the best solution he had ever come up with.

Without much thinking, he opened the latest version of smartphone on his hands and tapped a single number. Speed dial wasn't really necessary for he knew his former captain's number much like his own, yet the workaholic chairman did not have time for such delays.

After a few rings, a familiar husky voice greeted him with the same cheerfulness. "Gouenji! What's up? You barely ever call me! Wanna play soccer?!"

The legendary striker smiled at his best friend's antics. He never really changed over the years. Every time they meet, call, or do any type of 'communicating' really, he just had one line in mind. It's always 'Sakka yarouze!' But he halted reminiscing. He knew so well that there were things now that are more important than soccer. "Endou, there is a serious matter I have to discuss with you."

"What is it?" The goalie equaled the seriousness in his voice. Whatever this man had to say, it's apparently of great importance. Oh, how he felt the exact same intensity from this phone call to the one he had when the news of a real soccer-playing-alien destroyed the moon. "Is it another.." He stopped himself mid-sentence. He was afraid that somehow.. just somehow.. he might jinx something he'd soon regret.

"Uh. No. Nothing like that." As if understanding the worry and anxiety behind the unfinished sentence, he shifted his tone to a lighter one. The last thing he needed was the brunet misunderstanding the situation. No one wanted to see a panicking Endou Mamoru, he's known him long enough to see the foreboding chaos that comes with it. "It's Yuuka."

"What?! What happened to her?! Is she okay? Was she kidnapped again?!" Gouenji needed to made a gap between his face and the trusty phone. His ears rang at the explosive volume his friend's voice just went up to.

Okay, that probably wasn't the best sentence starter. "No. Endou, calm down. She's fine. I just need someone to look after her while I'm away for a meeting tomorrow."

"O-Oh. Man, Gouenji, you scared me.." He admitted. He was supposed to add, 'I thought it was something important,' but decided against it. If there's one thing he knew about his two best friends - the man he's talking to and a particular penguin-lover - it's that you should never tell them that a simple thing about their sisters' life is not important. "Oh and well, you know we have a practice match tomorrow, Gouenji...so, I wouldn't be able to-

"Oh, right. Give me a sec." He answered while keeping the phone on his ears.

The tan-skinned goalie kept his patience as he heard some mad-typing skills on action. He was still confuse on what the the quiet man had his mind on, he truly had no idea what was to happen.

"I'm done with the arrangements. You'll have your practice match the day after tomorrow."

The ex-libero widened his eyes in horror. This man just arranged his practice match and without his consent, at that. 'Wow. Fubuki was right, being Seitei was really no acting.' "Haha. O-of course." He emitted a nervous laugh. "But we still need to practice.."

"You can bring them in my house, if you'd like. I have a soccer field." Gouenji grinned triumphantly, he knew his friend was trying to find a way out. But friend or not, he wouldn't let him say no.

"I'll be there tomorrow, then.." Endou sweatdropped. He really had no choice.


= Back to the Present =

'It'll be fine. Endou's capable after all.. Plus, Kidou's there in case something went wrong.' He added in his thought as he sighed. His hands gripped the steering wheel tight, he couldn't let his mind wander off more while driving. He regained his focus, and continued on the road reassured. His plan was going to work, it had to.


= At the Gouenji Residence =

"Sugoiiiiii!" The Raimon first years were losing their minds. This was only the second time they were at the ex-flame striker's house-err… mansion.

"Calm down, fanboys! Geez," Kurama Norihito shook his head slowly but his eyes suddenly widened in horror when they fell on the ex-seed first year. The state he was in was truly mortifying for the blunet.

"Calm down?! How can I calm down?! We're in the home, the living space, the abode of the Gouenji Shuuya! I repeat, the Gouenji Shuuya! The Legendary Flame Striker! Tell me.. just tell me how can you calm down, or even be calm here!?" The younger Tsurugi was now on the snake striker's face.

Everyone else sweatdropped at Tsurugi Kyousuke's unusual behavior while Gouenji Yuuka sighed for the eleventh time. Utsunomiya Toramaru noticed this and decided to walk to her but he paused. He felt a familiar chill down his spine and dark words echoed in his head.

'Toramaru, I trust you. I always have and I always will. But! If you try anything funny with Yuuka…anything and I mean anything..!'

That was the part when Toramaru gulped and almost lost his colour. He could never forget how the older male looked him dead in his eyes with dark and scorching hellfire engraved in them.

Now, the tiger forward was hesitant about speaking to the younger pigtailed Gouenji. He didn't want to make any mistakes that would lead him to his deathbed. At this moment, it was his turn to sigh. He took a quick look back at the normally bright Yuuka. He frowned at how the usual light in her eyes were replaced by sadder and darker ones with a depressed aura on her body to match. Her pigtails were even deflated.

Maybe he should talk to her. Maybe? He was dragged out of his thoughts when he heard Otonashi Haruna and the managers in a panic.

"What's wrong?" Kidou Yuuto beat Toramaru to it. Otonashi walked up to her strategist older brother while looking side to side. No one bothered to ask why the dreadlocked male was here. It was just that one rule that everyone in the house knew about but would never dare speak of. He was apparently here for the same reason Gouenji couldn't leave Yuuka with Toramaru. It was, however, Saginuma in his case.

"All the first years are gone!" The worried blunette blurted out. "Tenma, Hikaru, Shinsuke...Kariya…"

"Of course he's gone," Kirino Ranmaru said to no one in particular while rolling his eyes.

"...Even Tsurugi! Aoi's gone too!" Otonashi concluded moving away from her nii-san to go check around. The rest of the Raimon Eleven also started looking around with their anxious adviser and former coach.

"Yosh! Minna, calm down!" Endou, as usual, took charge easily. "They couldn't have gone far. I'm sure we can find them if we all work together," he gave them his usual happy grin that immediately put them all at ease. Toramaru sighed again. He just really wished he could see Yuuka's bright smile right now. Wait, What?

"Endou-kantoku." Shindou Takuto interrupted the moment of calmness with a questioning tone.

"Yes, Shindou?" The legendary keeper answered.

"If you all have not forgotten this place is huge- wait, gomen, what I meant to say was.. this place is endless! How are we going to find them? Where do we even start?!" The ex-captain made a decent point. Where were they going to start?

Yuuka just stared out the window wondering what her school friends were doing. Probably weren't stuck with a bunch of middle schoolers and soccer fanatic adults. So much for being home alone. She sighed for the twelfth time.


= Meanwhile, somewhere in Inazuma Town =

"Senpai? Forgive me for questioning your sense of direction but…" The navy-blue haired forward from Hakuren Junior High seemed a bit doubtful of his coach and Senpai's navigating skills. The older male sent him that warm smile everyone loved. Not surprisingly, it didn't work on the young panther striker and he still felt like questioning him.

"...Do you even know where we're heading?" he finally asked.

"Don't worry Yukimura-kun everything will be okay," the defensive-striker reassured his second year kohai.

"I don't know, Fubuki-senpai maybe you should use the GPS now, just to make sure we're going the right way," Yukimura still protested. Fubuki only smiled back at him.

"Nonsense, I know where we are! This is uh… um… Hmm… uh..?" The Prince of the Snowfield squinted his eyes to try and find some familiarity in the road they were taking. The teen striker quickly caught on and did not trouble himself to ponder if wording his thoughts were to hurt the adult.

"Fubuki-senpai? Are we lost?"

It took the wolf striker a while to process what the younger male asked. "What? What?! No! No, no, no, no~! We're not lost! We're just… uh.. off course! Yeah, off course! I'm sure...we'll get to the our apartment and be well rested to head to the Endangered Animal Convention the next day. I hope…" Fubuki thought Yukimura didn't hear the last part but he did.

"Yup, we're lost alright. I'm putting on the GPS." Yukimura activated the app on his Senpai's phone, ignoring his protesting and pouting. This was going to be a long ride.


= At The Kira Corporation =

"Midorikawa! Where's the proposal?! Today's the deadline! We have to bring it to Goue- I mean, the chairman already!" A troubled red-head showed himself behind a business-suited green-haired, both appearing to be of the same age.

"Aaand done!" Midorikawa Ryuuji exclaimed and stood up on his seat with a flash drive in hand. "Come on, Mr. CEO! We have no time to lose!"

Kira Hiroto was still rather uneasy being called as such, yet the fact remained that he truly was the now owner of the Kira Corporation. He knew so well how it wasn't only just his efforts that brought him here, it was everyone who made up Sun Garden. Regardless, business is business, as what his father would have said. And so, such honorifics are necessary.

Both males run their way to the famous executive car and began the road to the chairman's empty office, not that they knew it was empty, of course.


= End of Chapter One: Plan in Motion =

Author's notes:

Mizuki Kokoa: Dun Dun DUUUUN! CLIFFHANGER~! MWAHAHAHAHA! Anywho hope you enjoyed the chapter~! PLEASE do stay tuned for the rest it is only the beginning~! Cuz it's the first chapter _ See what I did there? I'm so funny~!

SaltyCandy: Btw, if there's anything that's bothering you about the story then do tell~ We graciously hope you liked it! Point out any errors for us!