So I was bored and instead of working on my other story, I was inspired by Tameera and decided I was going to make a list of things to know when you're just a little too obsessed with Legend of Zelda like some other person did. For the record, I honestly do all this crap... don't make fun of me!

You freak when you find out somewhere in the world, there is a country that uses Rupees.

You have a "get transported to Hyrule plan" for every game circumstance.

You frequently draw a triforce on your left hand.

You've memorized all the lines in every game.

You hate the Zelda CD-I with a burning passion.

Your homework is frequently adorned with dozens of triforces.

You yell the three goddesses' names when you're angry instead of cursing normal words.

You write and read Legend of Zelda fan fiction.

You think your blond haired, blue eyed history teacher is Link, and you are convinced that you must teach him how to be a hero before Ganon shows up.

You know all the music from all the Zelda games and you listen to it ALL the time.

You want desperately to go up to all the Zelda villains, point at them and cackle evilly for no reason at all.

You know this phrase, "Well excuuuuuse me princess!"

You doodle the Goddesses' symbols on your desk, hoping someone will recognize them and be your "Zelda buddy"

You would buy an Ocarina of Time ocarina replica if your parents would let you.

You apologize profusely for 5 minutes if you accidently killed Link.

You have a fan girl attack whenever you read some Legend of Zelda fan fictions, even at school when you read it on your phone.

You have seriously considered surgically altering your ears, so the Hylians can find you better.

You call every dog you see "Link," and examine his shadow for any trace of Midna.

You have taught yourself how to read Hylian.

All your friends are concerned with your mental health when you try to tell them all about your obsessions with the Zelda games.

You cling desperately to the only person you know that has played Zelda games.

You are absolutely terrified of Bellum; you think he's real and if you mention his name, or if you're on a ship or near water, he'll come steal your Force Gems.

You pick up sticks and conduct songs from Wind Waker on them.

You know how to swim like Link from Twilight Princess without drowning.

You watch the ground intently to make sure you don't step on any unsuspecting Minish.

You refer to the big tree at your local park as the Great Deku Tree.

You honestly think iguanas are evolved Dodongos.

You know everything there is to know about this game.

The reason you wanted to kill Ganondorf in Twilight Princess was because his ears were pointy and not rounded.

If anybody even mentions the Legend of Zelda, you freak and yell, "I"VE PLAYED THOSE GAMES!" Then everyone gives you a weird look and scoots away.

Wow...I'm a nerd...Don't worry Sage of Life and There Are no Words for This readers; I'll update eventually...probably in the next month... Please don't shoot me!