So here I am with another fic hopefully my beta is not annoyed with me yet
I don't own naruto or make any money from these writings.
I don't own kid rock or make any money from these writings.
I however do own the OC ;3
Summary Naruto is scrap for cash so he secretly takes a side job as a bartender at a local bar . What will happen when the remaining ninja go out for night of drinking and find their little kistune? :3...
Main Paring SasukexNaruto
There is also a OC I ve been wanting to throw into a story since my muse screamed at me to do to do so. -Glared in her direction-
others will be paired as the story goes on :x
Chapter one
"Kuso I m late Kiya is going to rip my head off Moaned Naruto as he sped off towards his second job as a bartender at a local bar. Ba-chan has been giving him shit missions lately he had to find another source of income to meet his ramen addiction and well cover some bills. He remembered when he first strolled in depressed and drinking his sorrows away like it was yesterday when he first met one of his best friends Kiya.
flashback++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Bartender another drink over here Said a sullen voice. Kiya turned towards said voice and frowned. "Hey Naru-chan I think you've had enough for tonight ne?"She said. Naruto scowled at her and, pushed his drink towards her a silent order to refill. Kiya refilled his drink with water instead of vodka. Naruto took the glass setting it down to the side knowing what was really inside."Okay Naru spill. You have been in here for months, drinking your life away, what up? She inquired picking up a glass from the counter and cleaning it. Naruto told her of his money problems and how he needed extra money to cover his bills. Since, the villagers were being bastards about everything over charging as much as they could. Naruto sulks on his barstool after he finished. Kiya was fuming inside as how they could do that to her Naru-Chan She made a mental note to beat the shit out a his landlady when she got the chance. Naruto stopped his sulking to glance at the anger former ninja. She had stop being active and pursued other dreams which got her nowhere. Instead she opened a bar and, employed the most beautiful girls and guys of Konoha.
Kiya had soft black hair that stopped mid lower back with the bluest eyes the rivaled his own. Long eyelash's that kiss her cheeks when she looked down pale skin similar to an Uchiha that he knew. If you sat them side by side they'd look like siblings. The only thing was she hated the Uchiha with all her soul. It was not the whole he betrayed his village thing it was because, he was arrogant snobby and annoying. His brother was no better she hated him the most he was another image of Sasuke. Dam villagers, she fumed when I get my hands on them. Naruto brought her out of the inner rant by calling her name a few times. "Ne Kiya-Chan are you alright? I ve been calling your name for awhile now. He smiled sheepishly at her.
Kiya blinked and, stared at Naruto for a min. "Gomen Naru-chan I was off in another world as it seems She said with a bright smile aimed at her fave person. Naruto face lit up for a second then returned to the same mask he had before. It didn't go unnoticed by the bright eyed girl instead she blew it off resuming her conversation from earlier. "Naru-chan I ve got a crazy idea why don't you work here and, I ll pay you good enough to help you with the bills Said Kiya. Naruto lifted his gaze and directed it at her arching his eyebrow. "Uhh..I don't know Kiya-kun I don't think I d be cut out for this job anyways" Said Naruto sheepishly. Kiya rolled her eyes setting aside the glass she was cleaning with the other ones moving towards Naruto. "Maaa Naru-chan you re going to take the job an, that s final She said. Naruto sighed and nodded it was better than nothing he guessed and, hey it could be fun.
The next night Kiya spilled her guts on what this bar really was and after a moment of stunned silence Kiya thought he had gone into shock and she placing a hand on his shoulder. Naruto shook his head for a moment then smiled at her "Gomen Kiya-Chan that s funny I thought you said this is a bar where they dance on the bar He said sheepishly. Kiya avoided his gaze for a moment muttering something under her breath. "What was that Kiya-chan?" He said.
Kiya huffed fixing her blue eyes on him. "Er..it is Naru-Chan.."She said. "NANI? Screamed Naruto at her phailing his arms around. Kiya sweat dropped watching her dear friend make a ass of himself (More than usual) "Naruto you said you needed a job and you know no one will give you one so take the offer and shut the hell up She said as calmly as she could. Naruto quieted down reading between the lines of a silent threat that loomed inside. "Fine when do I start? He grumbled at her. Kiya lit up and rambled of the things he would be doing. It's not like he had a choice it was this or starve really.
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Naruto quickly made his way into the bar steering clear of Kiya s death glare that she sent him. Sorry Kiya-Chan I overslept! Cried Naruto in an attempt to remove his name from her shit list. Kiya sighed and shook her head at her adopted brother antics. Just, go get dressed; I think we re going to be packed tonight. She said with visible annoyance. Naruto nodded rushing towards the back to get into his outfit for the night.
Oi Sasuke were headed to Kitsunes are you down? We re going to celebrate Choji s engagement Said Kiba while patting the last Uchiha on the back. Sasuke growled and glared giving him a Hn to let him know he was in. Since, Kiba was fluent in Sasukense he knew that meant okay. Kiba laughed and, chatted about everything as the group of rookie nine and, team Gai made their way to the new bar located on the other side of the village. Hey has anyone seen Naruto lately? Choji asked taking his eyes off his fianc for just, a moment.
He s been busy with extra stuff besides missions or so he says Spoke up Sasuke. Everyone nodded their head in understanding at that. Sasuke was curious at what the dobe was really up to he will found out and that was that. They reached the bar heading inside grabbing a large table they sat and, ordered drinks everyone talking with one another laughing having a good time. Sasuke stared at his drink inside his glass not really paying attention to anyone. Sasuke-Kun are you alright? Asked Sakura as she looked over at him from the other side of the table. Sasuke raise his eyes to her arching an eyebrow at her in return. Sakura shrugged and kept talking to Lee as he wrapped his arm tighter around her waist. Sasuke rolled his eyes turning his attention to the bar where he watched a black haired blue eye girl talk with the people drinking. Suddenly, he watched as four attractive girls climb onto the bar. He noticed they seemed to be setting pitchers of water on the raised his eyebrow at this wondering what the hell was going on. To the side of him everyone got quiet watching the display of the girls on the bar. What the hell is going on? Asked Shikamaru.
Kiba looked at his buddy and, shrugged. I don t know Kakashi-sensi suggested I bring everyone here everyone sweat dropped at the mention of their beloved porn reading sensei. All was silenced as the music started up the group quickly returned their attention back to the bar where the girls were laughing and flirting with the people at the bar. There seemed to be a nice crowd around the bar now surrounding the girls. Sasuke saw a few older ninja s he knew. He scowled at them for being hentai s returning his attention to the girls at the bar. Sasuke had no interest in woman what so ever he preferred men thank you very much. Despite that he kept it to himself there was no need to spill his personal life to people he didn t care for.
Cowboy Cowboy Cowboy ..
Well I m packing up my game and, I m a head out west
Where the woman come equipped with scripts and, fake breast.
Find a nest in the hills chill like flint
Buy a old drop top find a spot to pimp
I m kid rock it up and, down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag that said chilling the most
Then rock that bitch up and, down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, Drink with the stars
Get thrown into the mix and tossed out of bars
Zip to Tijuana, I wanna roam Find Motown and tell them fools come to back home
Start a escort service for all the right reasons
And, set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid rock I m the real McCoy
The music got louder as the girls picked up the pitchers of water pouring it on themselves giggling and flirting with everyone they laid their eyes on. Sasuke rolled his eyes at this as his male friends hooted and hollered at the girls while the female bunch glared at Kiba. The girls battered their eyes at the males in the room. Ugh Thought Sasuke he quickly downed his now fourth drink courtesy of Neji refilling right after he was done. As the chorus came Sasuke turned to see the girls start to crawl on the bar
And I'm heading' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy, baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chilling' with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Riding' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
The chorus seemed to end as the girls resumed their flirting and drenching themselves with the pitchers of water. As the next part of the song came up he saw the girl from earlier with the black hair and, blue eyes. Sasuke wondered who she was and, why wasn t she on the bar? She seemed to keep refilling the pitchers putting some aside for something. Why was she doing that? What was the point of that anyways? The girls kept up with whatever they were doing and, they seemed to be doing a great job as everyone hollered at them. Sasuke swore he heard a very drunk Kiba scream take it off baby!
I bet you'll hear my whistle blowing' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rights
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right then I'm going to make my bid, boy
And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chilling' with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Riding' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Okay guys and girls we ve got a treat for you guys tonight here by popular demand may I present Naruto Said Kiya loudly as Naruto made his way from somewhere behind the dancing girls jumping on top of the bar. Drinks were spit out and jaws dropped as they saw their beloved Naruto standing there on the bar with a smirk. Naruto was dressed in only tight fitting blue jeans with a stud belt. His blonde hair was messy and wild as usual the necklace that the Hokage have given him around his neck. What the hell was going on Sasuke who seemed to be the first to get over his shock of it all. When the hell did the dobe get so ripped? As the song went on the girls handed him a pitcher of water which he dumped over himself slowly running his hand down his washboard abs. Sasuke swallowed at this motion watching the water drip off him slowly off every chiseled curve. Sasuke looked at his table mates half of them blushed while the rest were in shock over what they were witnessing.
Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex
Rollin' Sunset Blvd with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimy in a 'vette, rolled down my glass
And said, "Yeah, this dick fit right in your ass"
No kidding', gun slinging', spurs hitting' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce n' the whores
No remorse for the sheriff, in his eyes I ain't right
I'm a paint his town red, then paint his wife white HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight outta the trailer
Cuss like a sailor...drink like a Mick
My only words of wisdom are just, "Suck My Dick."
I'm flicking' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on trucking' until it fall in the ocean
At this point in the song Naruto dropped to his knees leaning backwards as the girls on the bar poured more water on him. Naruto reached up rubbing the water looking suggestively at the people crowded around the bar. Sasuke suddenly felt himself bump into someone Huh when did I even get up? He thought. Naruto looped his finger in his belt loop and thrusted his hips forward the crowd as the song finished up.
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spend all my time at Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Riding' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Hollywood and Vine
Naruto smirked from his crouched position on the bar as everyone roared and hooted for them. He felt as if someone was staring extra hard at him he turned his attention to the glare only to meet with black endless eyes. Naruto paled his eyes widening as he still sat in his current position. Sasuke.. was all he said.
Tbc..
So yeah :3 i hope you enjoyed it! I do have the second chapter ready to go but, there's some intense yaoi in the next one i hope i don't get kicked off this site for it _; Letme know what you think?
Ja~
Val-chan