Where Has All The Stuff Gone?

by RayvynS

A parody of the song "Where Have All The Flowers Gone"

To be sung to the tune of
"Where Have All The Flowers Gone?"

Where Has All The Stuff Gone?

Where have all the remotes gone, long time passing
Where have all the batteries gone, long time ago

Where has all the money gone, picked by money-grubbers every one
When will they ever save? When will they ever save?

Where have all the socks gone, long time passing
Where have all the matches gone, long time ago

Where has all the salt gone, picked off by dieters every one
When will they ever taste? When will they ever taste?

Where has all the money gone, long time spending
Where has all the $$$ gone, long time ago.

Where have all the candies gone, picked by hungry kids every one
When will they ever stop? When will they ever stop?

Where has all the candy gone, long time eating
Where has Halloween gone, long time ago?

Where has my mind gone, creating this song
Where has my brain gone, vanished long ago?


Disclaimer: This is a parody and it's all meant in fun. The song "Where Have All The Flowers
Gone" was created by the 60's group Peter, Paul, & Mary. It is not mine and I'm making no profit
anyway.

A/N: By the way, the answer to the last lyric is probably yes. ^_^