Hi! Welcome to School Days, my first Son of the Mask fanfic! I hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Son of the Mask or anything related. I only own one character who shows up in later chapters.

It was a sunny Saturday morning. Tim, Alvey and his younger brother Greg were sitting on the couch, watching TV. Alvey was about five years old now. He'd started school recently, and he enjoyed it immensely. He always behaved properly when in school. Tim didn't understand it, but he was happy about it. Greg was about 2 and a half. He seemed pretty normal, compared to Alvey.

As the credits of the kid's show they were watching rolled, Tim rose from the couch to get his two children some juice. As he walked into the kitchen, with Alvey and Greg following him, Tim was very surprised to see a certain spiky, jelled, black haired god wearing black clothes that appeared to be made out of leather just sitting on one of the counters. Loki grinned widely at Tim's facial expression.

"Loki! What are you doing here?" Tim asked after a moment.

"What? I'm not allowed to come for a visit? I wanted to see the kid...Err, Alvey!" Loki exclaimed. Tim just stared at him for a second.

"Well, what if Tina comes home? She'll have a fit if she sees you..." Tim stated.

"Bah, we both know she's outta town for a couple weeks. Who're you trying to kid? Oh, wait a minute..." the god of mischief trailed off.

"Ok well...," Tim also trailed off, as it became awkward.

The situation stayed like that for about ten minutes. Even Alvey and Greg didn't move an inch.

"...Get off the counter," Tim said at last, not appreciating the fact that the spot Loki's rear end was occupying on the counter was usually the spot where their food was prepped. He was surprised when Loki actually did get off the counter. Tim really hadn't expected the god to listen. "So, why did you want to see Alvey?" he asked.

"Well...He's the son of the Mask! Err, MY mask! I have some rights don't I? I should!" Loki announced. The room became awkward again as silence fell again.

"...You never answered the question."

"Okay! Okay! Well, he's started school recently, right? Of course he has. I guess that just got me to thinkin' of...of...When I was in school!" Loki answered. Tim just looked at the god.

"...YOU went to school? Wait, wait...Gods even have a school?" Tim asked incredulously. Loki stared at him like there was a third eye growing out of his forehead.

"...Duh. There's school for everything, sheesh!"

"I didn't think there would be a school for GODS!" Tim shouted.

"Well, there is! And keep it down!" Loki yelled back.

"You're doing it too!"

"Yeah, well... Shut up already!"

"Quiet!" Alvey commanded, and the two adults fell silent. Several minutes ticked by, awkwardly.

"...If you want, I guess...I can tell you about my school days," Loki told them, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.

"Yes!" Alvey said.

"Uh...Sure... It looks like Alvey wants to hear about it," Tim responded.

Loki, Tim and the two youngsters all moved into the living room. Loki took a seat on the couch, and Tim, Alvey and Greg all sat on the floor together. All eyes were on Loki, who cleared his throat once and shifted a couple of times.

"Let me see...Where should I start? Oh, I know..." the god of mischief trailed.

"So, long long long LONG ago...I was um...a kid, about Alvey's age..." Loki started...

So, what do ya think? There's an issue I'd like to address:

1) This is a short chapter. Only because it's the first though. The rest will be longer. :)

Enjoy, and review!