(FYI this is a trollfic... I don't think I had to tell you since it's drastically different from my normal writing style, but there will be that one dumbass who wil- You: Continue with the damn story! Me: Fine...)

Iggy-Senpai's sugoi kawaii PoV desu~

I waz walking down da street when I see-ed the most beautiful girl. She had long flowing hair that glimmered in da sun. Her figure waz perfect and her eyes were a deep blue colour that had me captivated. She walk toward I and I gasp as she turn to me.

"Can you tell me where the store is?" She ask in an angleic voice. Her perfect eye lashes fluttering at I.

"The store are over there." I say pointing to da store.

"Arigatou!" She said as she walk toward da store.

"Whait! Cans you tells me you're name?" I asked. She turn around and smiled a perfect smile.

"My name is Shimmering Angel Jewel Grace, but you can call me Ruby. What is you're name?" She look at me with her deep bleu pools.

"Nice to meet you Ruby, my name is England, but you can calls me Iggy!" I exclam. Everything was perfect in that moment so I leaned in and-

Ruby-sama's sugoi kawaii PoV desu~

I am going to get a kiss from Iggy-kun! It's like a fanfic come true this is so sugoi kawaii desu~ nya-on! He lean in to kiss me when some unsugoi girl hit Iggy-kun on the head! "England! You can't go around saying your a country to random people! Especially this one! She's made you OOC and should be revised as a character!" The girl bitched. I don't need to be revised! My charecter is perfect in everyway making her da best OC ever.

"Ow... What the bloody hell! We have to go! We're going to be late for the meeting!" Iggy-kun's kawaii accented voice said. He picked up the girl and carried her unsugoi ass to a large biulding. I tryed to enter da biulding, but the gaurds said I wasn't. n My kokoro was brokoro by some bakas! I'm going to another anime. I knoe! I'll go to da Ouran highschool! There I can meet da host club and have a crossover with Black butler and marry Ceil! OMG I am going to kiss all of dem and they will all fite over me and it will be so sugoi!

THE END! FINALLY!

A/N: Honestly, I felt a little part of me DIE. There's a game to this. Find every fanfic mistake in here. I wrote this of boredom. The sad fact is, there probably is a fanfic similar to this and they won't take any advice... I hate stories written like this (only when it's serious though...)