Hello yeah yeah I know your all saying shouldn't you Kyo-kun be working on your other storys?..eh I know no nagging lol kidding I wanted a change lol I get writers block offten and this though doesn't fit any of my earlyer storys sooo...I'm just going to say I got bored and had nothing to do..haha you can all kill me if you want lol
kyo A.
Chapter 1 - Confused
" Kakashi what happened to Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked his silver haired sensei.
Said female Student sat on the white sheets in the Konoha hospital, pounting with bandages on her arms legs and chest.
" Sakura... Was.." Kakashi sounded like he was trying not to laugh at the cute pink haired medic.
"Skinny dipping in the lake and with Ino and Tenten, unfortuantly Neji and Lee were training late last night and just happen to come into that exact spot." Kakashi said and was grinning while he put away his Icha Icha pradaise Novel. ( if you can call that pervy book that lol just kidding)
" Eh Busybrows?" Naruto asked refuring to the green clad ninja.
" Yes and Neji." Kakashi said smiling at his students blush that didn't go unnoticed by the hiper blond.
" Eh Neji too?..." Naruto asked confused as he poked Sakura's Redened cheeks.
" Sakura-chan why are you blushing?" Naruto asked.
" Naruo do you know what skinny dipping is?" Sasuke asked. yes Sasuke was in the building! (Run fangirls! lol) in the corner of the hospital room.
Sasuke looked to be in a very bad mood. A dark aura surounding the raven haired teen.
" What's with Sasuke-teme?" Naruto asked clueless to well anything acaully. ( No offence Naruto!)
" Eh didn't you hear Naruto-kun?" Sakura asked. Yes you all heard right she added Kun to Naruto's name reason simply: Sakura is fasinated with younger guys! (and yes Naruto and Sasuke are younger.lol)
" No?" Naruto asked back curiously.
" Ha ha Itachi-nii-san Came back to Konoha. The elders didn't kill him because they need to rebuild the Uchiha clan...and ...Phht..." Sakura paused trying not to laugh but failing. Sasuke glared at the poor Pink haired seventeen year old.
" Itachi Brought up the fact that His 'foolish little brother' Doesn't know how to rebuild a clan nor has the right equipment to do so... and cause he's gay..." Sakura bust into laughter at this point and Kakashi had to hold The Raven haired Sixteen year old from killing his pink haired Teammate.
Naruto stared at Sakura for shock for a moment.
" Did you call Itachi...nii-san?...brother?..." Nauto asked ovoious to the fact Sakura just said Sasuke was gay.
" Eh ...yes" Sakura said blushing lightly.Naruto looked confused.
" Why?..." Naruto asked even more confused.
" He er...welll...I ..er..." She hesitated then grinned.
" Cause He said To call him that!" Sakura said smiling a huge grin...Naruto collapsed to the ground anime style and even Kakashi and Sasuke fell all three had sweatdrops apper on their heads as they stared at the medic.
" Nii-san said that?" Sasuke asked forgeting for a moment that her and Itachi called him gay and the Elders believed Them.
" Yep..we met when I was sent on a S-rank mission to collect information on the Akatsuki...Itachi-nii-san Fishy-chan and Dei-kun and Tobi-chan! All met me and Dei-Kun and Tobi-chan crushed me in a hug while Itachi and Fishy-chan stood on a tree branch. They told me I could join Akatsuki anytime and Itachi-kun offered me to be his wife...so did Dei-kun saying I'm realllyyyyy cuuttteeee" She drawed out realy cute...
" Then they invited me over and I didn't refuse cause Dei-kun insisted ..so I went and hung out for a few days and Itachi-nii-san took me out to play, And said That Sasuke his otooto calls him Nii-san and said hes annoying but says I can call him nii-san cause its cute when I do It.." Sakura said smirking at Sasuke...who's mouth dropped open in shock.
" Ah..." Naruto said like it was the most commen thing in the world to go on a date with Itachi Uchiha and come back alive let alone be called cute by the man and asked to hang out with a bunch of S-class criminals and accept.
" Wait what is skinny dipping?" Naruto asked All Three ninja's sweatdropped minus Naruto of course.
" Dobe that's totally of subject." Sasuke said, Naruto looked at him.
" Wow The Teme said more then: ' Hn ' I'm shocked!" Naruto said hand over heart and looked to be acaully shocked.
" It's swiming Naked Naruto." Kakashi said looking at the blushing Medic who looked to be trying to end her misary by bashing her head on a pillow like that would ever work...or would it?...hum...
" Oh...Wait NAKED!!!!!!!!! SAKURA-CHAN WAS NAKED WITH INO AND TENTEN! AND BUSYBROWS AND NEJI-STICK-UP-HIS-BUTT SAW HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled gasping at Sakura, Naruto was beat red and angery.
" Yo Sakura why were you skinny dipping anyway?" Kakashi looked at Sasuke suprised he acaully asked the medic that.
' Oh Sasuke you have no clue what you've done...' Thought the silver haired pervert.
"OH SASUKE-KUN SOOOOO CUUTTEEE" Sakura yelled leaping onto the boy and hugging the life out of him.
Sasuke gasped and blushed shocked that she did that let alone that the girl was only in a thin hospital robe.
" Eh Sakura I think Sasuke is dead.." Kakashi said sweatdropping at the girls rash leap to the boy.
" Sasuke-kun?" She asked looking down at him he indeed did pass out due to lack of air from one, being hugged to tight and two, being smuthered by the medics breasts.
There were more then just medic skill and Inhuman strength Sakura had gotten from Tsunade. Her bust size was also quite large not as much as Tsunades of cousre, but close enough to suficate Sasuke who was trapped in her Hug of death.
" Well he'll be out a few moments..." Kakashi said lifting his raven haired student to the bed Sakura was just on and should still be on.
" Kakashi-sensei...that still doesn't explain why Sakura-chan is so hurt." Naruto said hugging Sakura from behind holding her around the waist the girl blushed and not suprising to Kakashi let him but it did suprise the blond who blushed maddly but enjoyed the rare moment.
" Well I was getting to that acaully..." Kakashi explained grinng at Sakura.
" You see Sakura-chan here being Naked and having Lee one of her many fanboys see her in the state sort of screamed out that she was nude and a hord of rabid fanboys come running Sakura had no chioce but to protect her two also naked friends by: One, Kicking the crap out of lee and Two, By slaping Neji for unknown reasons, but the boy got slaped pretty hard by the bruise anyway.." Kakashi said clearing his throat.
" So Sakura helped hide Her two friends so they could dress while she distracted the fanboys from seeing them in the mean time being seen naked her self on top of that..."
" They chased her around town with Sakura compelty naked..." At This Sasuke woke and looked at Sakura like she had gone mad then The words He heard from Kakashi sank in.
" YOU RAN AROUND TOWN NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled shocked and angerly.
Witch suprised not only Sakura but Naruto and Kakashi too...the only time hes ever yelled was when it conserned Itachi...
" Are you insaine! you could have been raped!" Sasuke yelled pinning her to the chair she reside in curently.
" How stupid are you! " He yelled...she blushed...
" Sasuke?" She asked he blushed and droped his hold on her body as he stood backing away blushing at his out bust and rage.
" Eh Sorry.." He mummered...boy he sure was full of suprises today.
" Sakura-chan Did the fanboys hurt you?" Naruto asked on the edge of the other bed in the samll room.
" Eh no.." Sakura said blushing a crimson.
" Eh then how did you get all thouse injurys?" Naruto and Sasuke asked in unison witch if Sakura wasn't so embrassed would have laughted at.
" She triped." Kakashi said smirking...Sakura blushed more and lept at Kakashi who she cover his masked mouth wispering harsly in his ear.
" You say on more word and I'll tell Them what you did last night and what your hiding under the mask Kakashi-kun..." Sakura said in a low voice Kakshi looked as if he paled...then blushed causeing the two Sixteen year old boys to wonder what she said.
"...So you triped?" Sasuke asked looked like he didn't believe it.
" And was caught by none other then Kiba. Who what do ya know is also a fan boy, and ran from the other fanboys but they caught up and Sakura was fought over then Itachi Uchiha saved her and brought her here... but that pervert was fondling my student so I beat him down!" Tsunade yelled pumping a fist in the air.
The Hokage was standing in The newly opened Door with a sweatdropping Shizune and a blushing Neji Hyuga.
" Tsunade-shishou!" Sakura whinned blushing a chrimson color and hidding in her 'Sensei's' arms...
Sasuke's mouth along with Naruto's dropped...on sasuke's mind was...
' Did she just call Itachi a pervert?!?!?!!!!!!!' then on Naruto's mind...
' Itachi's a perv like Kakashi-sensei and pery sage?...wow..wait he touched my Sakura-chan! he must pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '
" Hyuga what are you doing here?.." Sasuke asked coming out of the mild shock Tsunade put him in by calling his nii-san a pervert.
( BWAHHAAA Itachi-kun a perv had to sorry! hahahah)
" Eh...welll I wanted to thank...Sakura-chan..for...helping Tenten...and to see if she was okay." Neji said blushing as he held a bunch a lillys in his hands.
" Thanks Neji-san!" She said smiling happly
' Did he just call her Sakura-chan?...and blush?...and thank her?...' Every one in the room thought except Neji and of course Sakura.
" would you like to spar with me sometime?.." Neji asked handing her the lillys witch she took while smiling at the boy who blushed..
" Sure...but I won't go easy on you! " She said smiling he smiled and waved leaving awkwardly.
" Wow who knew Neji Hyuga could smile...fasinating..." Sakura said then put the lillys down and jumped from Kakashi's arms right onto the unsuspecting Naruto.
"AH SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" The blond yelled blushing.
" WAIT!" Sasuke yelled the dark aura coming from the raven haired Uchiha.
Every one turned and looked at him...Sakura paled...and stood from Naruto's fallen body and readyed to run for her life.
" SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!! " He yelled just now remebering that she and Itachi had both said he was gay in front of the elders and they accepted it as true.
Sakura yelled curses as she ran for her life away from The Uchiha ironic eh?..The girl who always chased after the boy when they were younger was now being chased by the very boy as she ran from him.
Why you might ask was the girl with Itachi Uchiha when he was trialed by The elders?
Flashback!!
" Sakura, Itachi Uchiha, Has come back to Konoha and since you Know him well and hes asked for you... I want you to go infront of the elders with him making sure he doesn't kill anyone is that clear?" Tsunade asked her favorite pinked haired student.( isn't she her only pink haired student?)
" Yes of course Tsundade-shishou!" Sakura yelled smiling happliy.
Later that day In Uchiha Itachi's cell.
" Itachi-nii-san!!!!!!!! " Sakura yelled latching onto The taller Male...who was still in the famous Akatsuki black with red clouded cloak.
Itachi held the girl in his arms tightly he swung her around suddenly.
" Sakura-chan I knew you'd come...I'm glad... I Bet you Know why I'm here right?" Itachi said she blushed and cuddled into his arms.
" You want to see Sasuke?" She asked he sweatdropped and chuckled...
" I wanted to see you my little cherry blossom" Itachi said niping her ear with his teeth she blushed and giggled...
" Ah Nii-san your funny... but why did you get captsured?...If you want to see me you could have just came to my house." Sakura said oh so innocently.
" Ah Sakura-chan...I Wanted not only to see you now, but to see you every day!...I came to live in konoha again..." Itachi said like it was as simple as pie..(.mmm pie...)
" Itachi-nii-san! are you stupid!..They will kill you!..." Sakura said tears in her jade green eyes. Itachi smiled...and petted her shoulder length pink locks softly.
" Maybe but thats why I asked you to come with me to the elders. I have a plan and I need you to help me if it doesn't work to excape...okay?...will you do that for your nii-san?..." he asked in a silky smooth voice as he held her so gently in his strong embrase.
She blushed...and hesitated thinking if his plan failed she'd be charged with tresion...but she nodded not really careing besides she has a home with Akatsuki if it came to that.
" Thank you my cute little cherry blossom." Itachi said she laughted as he hugged her.For some reason itachi acted different with the cherry blossom then around others... For Itachi...Sakura gave him a new puropse to live.
Later again in that day with the Elders...
" Itachi Uchiha! You stand charged with the massacure of the whole Uchiha clan except your younger brother, and with abanding your village and joining Akatsuki how do you plead?" An elder asked...
' what is he a judge?' is all Sakura thought sweatdropping.
Itachi ruffled her hair smirking.
" Gultiy of course, but before you condemn me to death...think about The Uchiha name and The Sharingan...Don't you want the power of my family returned to the village?" Itachi asked and the elders look like he lost his mind.
Sakura looked at Itachi in confusion..' They have Sasuke nii-san..what are you doing?' She thought.
" Uchiha Itachi, As we said you left your younger brother alive there is no use to keep you alive." An elder said and the rest agreed.
" Ah, but you need not only someone who can produce Heirs but one who can properly teach The Sharingan to his children... plus... My younger brother does not know the way to reproduce let alone rebuild the Uchiha clan..." Itachi said and Sakura finally caught on.
" Yes elder-sama's plus you have to be intesting in women to reproduce with them. am I right?..." Sakura said The elders gasp stareing at her in shock and Itachi looked at her and held in a chuckle.
" Are you telling me Haruno Sakura... that you know for a fact Sasuke Uchiha is not interesting in women?!" A Female Elder asked suprised.
" Yes he refuses all women who have ever come to him... he says he wants to rebuild his clan but all he ever does it talk about His ani...and I for one think he has a Brother compex bad..." Sakura said Itachi couldn't help it he laughted... for the first time in his life..not a chuckle no a true laugh and the elders not only looked suprised, but looked like they might have a heart attack and at that age its no wonder none did.
" Itachi Uchiha do you agree that your Brother is gay?" Itachi smirked and nodded Sakura gasp..
She didn't mean he was gay only that he never had intest in women not that he liked guys eather!...but Itachi held a hand over her mouth and winked she nodded and he let go...
' Sasuke is going to kill me! ' Sakura thought groaning.
" Itachi Uchiha You Are on probation and you must rebuild The Uchiha clan and vowl never to kill any part of the new clan. Ontop of that we give you 1 Year to find a bride and 2 years to impregnate that bride and 3 years to have a child if you fail to do one of the 3 you will be killed by the 4th year."
" You Are not alowed to go on any missions unless c-rank or lower or untill your deamed trust worthy and your child is with sharingan knows its secerts or you write them down. We can't have you killed before the clan secrets are contiued on to an heir." Another Elder contiued where the first left off.
" Also Itachi Uchiha you will be watched by ANBU 24/7. Do you agree to these terms?" The Elders asked. Itachi looked emotionless and fianlly after a moment of thought nodded.
" You are free to live at The Uchiha Compound or If you find a Apartment or house of your own...Sasuke will be informed not to kill you or risk punishmet...and It might be better if Itachi you lived with someone who could watch you for a few months so you and your younger brother won't murder each other in each others sleep." An Elder said.
" Sakura Haruno...You seem fimaliar with Uchiha Itachi will you house him for a few months?" The elder asked her she blushed and grinned happly...
" Of Course I'd love to have Nii-san over!..." Sakura said and hugged Itachi's arm. The man the arm belonged to rolled his Onyx eyes but hid a smirk well.
" Then It is desided Itachi Uchiha you are now A member of konoha once more you'll get a new head band from Tsunade tomorrow." The elders said and dismissed them both.
As they walked out side Itachi sigh and looked at the smiling Sixteen year old girl still atached to his arm.
" Sakura-chan are you sure I can live with you?" He asked looking down at The pink haired medic-nin.
The Pink Haired medic nin looked up at the twenty two year old ex-crimanal and smiled softly while nodding.
" Of cousre Itachi-nii-san your like family and I live alone since my parents died a few years ago... plus its not like you'll be trouble riiggghttt?..." She asked he smirked and took her around the waist and kissed her softly on the cheek.
" No trouble at all..." He wispered lifting her into his arms as he strolled to find his otooto to tell him the good news...for him that is..bad news to Sasuke...or was it?...
Then Itachi smirked...
' When my foolish little brother finds out Sakura and I called him Gay he'll kill us both haha' Itachi thought and hummed quietly while he happly (even if it didn't look like it on the outside) walked down the street with a cute pink haired petite girl in his arms.
End flashback( Ah I know so long!)
Sasuke had chased his female teammate for hours and his chakra was slowly running out because not only had he been chaseing her, but he had been running from fanboys for sakura and fangirls for himself, and he used clones as did she, and just a few jutsu to try to slow her down.
" Sasuke stopped Ironicly at the place he left the girl he was chasing ..4 years easlyer.
That bench is where she was curently sitting panting and head down as she tryed to chatch her breath.
He sat beside her too tired to kill her.
" Sakura For today I won't kill you I'm Too tired...but tell me this..(pant) Why did you tell them I was gay?..." Sasuke asked panting.
Sakura looked over at him her face flushed from running so long. ( they were running for a few hours now)
" I Didn't say you were gay.." she said panting..then contiuned.
" Me and Itachi didn't say that. They (The elders) did I said you had no interest in women witch you don't you've never ..(pant) took interest in any girl or women you refused That slut Karin ( sorry if you like her but serously who does?) you refused me and anygirl who tryed to get into your pants for gods sake Sasuke you've been kissed once by Naruto. thats it..." She said looking at him.
Sasuke simply looked embrassed and ashamed at the same time.
" I didn't tell the elders you were gay they asumed and Itachi never said you were we both just kept quiet."
" I wanted Itachi to be safe... He's nice to me... I know he did alot of bad things to you, but he had his own reasons and you have to at least admit that your dad and alot of your family was pushing him to become better. It would be easy for someone to snap." Sakura said but contiued quickly.
" And Your clan was not only strict but they only cared about power and pride it was getting out of hand if Itachi hadn't have done what he did someone else would have sooner or later,and then no one would be left." Sakura said and panted from talking so much so fast. She looked over at Sasuke who looked shocked.
" Eh Sasuke?..." She asked sweatdropping.
' Did I say to much?...' She thought worried.
Sasuke snapped out of his shock...and looked at Sakura...
" I never really thought about how Itachi felt...I just wanted to beat him Father was always praiseing him and every one was allways talking about him...I felt Like I was useless. I was always Itachi's little brother never Sasuke so I guess..."
" I was jelous...And when Itachi killed our Clan I was so angery I wanted revenge, but I never really thought of his reason...but why didn't he let mother live?"
"..She never did anything wrong... she was the one that saw me for me not as Itachi's younger brother..." Sasuke said and she watched in suprise as a tear slid down his pale flushed cheek the first one in years then after many flowed as his onyx eyes closed tight.
" I miss her so much! I hate him for Leaveing me alone! I hate Him for Taking mother away!" He said well more like yelled but he didn't struggle as he was engulfed in a hug he barried his head into a shoulder and neck as he let his pain free after many years of holding it in.
Sasuke smelled Rain and Flushed a scarlet as he pushed back from The person who engulfed him in a hug. He was embrassed and shocked as he stared up into similar onyx eyes.
" Itachi!" Sasuke said suprised.
Hey thats the end of chapter one!!! Sorry its a cliff hanger and all I know but its like 5am so I might contiune this later! if i get enough reviews.At least 3 well please as always no flames I know I suck at spelling... if anyone thinks I should make this a Itachi sakura fic tell me I could easly go that way!... Its still undesided but it has to be Sasuke and Naruto or Itachi and a really jelous Sasuke hum...never know lol I might get creative! Oh And I'll give a thankx to my eternal rival and friend Miss. Itachi Uchiha She my rival and yet she believes in me so thankx! Oh if you review I'll give a peice of pie that was earlyer mentioned lol. It can be anytype! lol R&R Please!!!!!!!!
kyo A.