Disclaimer:: We all know that I dont own Sess Sama or Rin or anything like that--- Takahashi
San owns them, okay? Hahahahahaha!
How Sess Sama got his Nicknames
By:: Emiru the Metal Mononoke
"C'mon! Fluffy! Ya can fight better than that, can't ya?!" The dog demon insulted the
beautiful, awesome, zutto kawaii bishounen. Rin stood behind a bush, decorating Jaken with
pinku bara, "Jaken... Why does Inu-Yasha always call Sess Sama 'Fluffy'?" the confused child
asked. "Well..." Jaken started, "it all started when me Lord Sessho-Maru went to a day-care
when he was nought but a lad."
Amused by the child's will to believe the first line of the apparently made-up story,
he continued. "Well, there was an evil lad that attended that school, and an evil lass with him,"
thinking, he paused. " They went by the names of Kikyo-Mama and Inu-Yosho. Tonikaku... One
day, me Lord Sessho-Maru brought his pet... um... cat to this day-care for a show and tell session."
Totally believing the story, Rin nodded her head up and down, " daiisuki wa kitties!!!" Jaken
cleared his throaght and continued as Inu-Yasha and Sess Sama raged on in battle. " So,
when Sessho-Maru brought the cat to school, he introduced him as 'Fluffy'. Unable to believe
that such a great demon Lord would name their pet Fluffy, Kikyo-Mama and Inu-Yosho
started to laugh in their shrill, annoying, terrible, course, disgusting, vile, putrid, irritating--"
Rin interupted, "Jaken, could you please just continue...?" Jaken sighed, " okay, okay! Anyway,
their voices were disgusting!" "And putrid?" Rin added" "And putrid, and vile, and irritating--"
"FOR GOD'S SAKE I GET THE POINT, YOU FROG!" a voice called out from
behind Jaken. Startled, he turned around to discover--- INU-YASHA'S GIRL!!! KAGOME!!!
AHHHHHHH!! "Now, continue the stupid, pathedic story or I will--- insult your mama!" Kagome
Sama threatened, pulling out a bag of Pocky and a can of O-Cha and sat behind Rin.
"Very well... This angered my dear Sessho-Maru so much, that he punched the vile children
into the wall before announcing ' Kikyo-Mama, Inu-Yosho... If you dare laugh at my cat---
I will have to... STEAL YOUR LUNCH MONEY!!!'" The children laughed some more, and said
'no, no, Sessho... Your cat is cute... Just that, I think your name should be fluffy... not the
cat's'." Kagome laughed, nearly choking on the Pocky "Sessho-Maru is such a loserrr!!! Haha
haha!!"
Just then, Sessho-Maru appeared behind Jaken, giving him a stare of death. "HOW
DARE YOU TELL THEM MY SECRET STORY?!?!" Jaken trembled, "S-Sessho-Maru Sama--
Please forgiv---" Sessho-Maru punched the stupid frog demon into the air, and Jaken yelled"
AND THAT'S HOW M'LORD SESSHO-MARU GOT HIS NICKNAME!!!!!" Kagome burst out into
laughter and walked away, holding onto the inu-hanyo, "Ja! Fluffy!" Inu-Yasha laughed, "Un!
Ja, FLUFFY!!" Sessho-Maru burst into tears and ran home to watch his favorite Pokemon
reruns.
So? How was it? Please! REVIEWWWW!!! I dont care if you say it was good or not, just
review!! Arigato! Ja! ---Emiru the Metal Mononoke
San owns them, okay? Hahahahahaha!
How Sess Sama got his Nicknames
By:: Emiru the Metal Mononoke
"C'mon! Fluffy! Ya can fight better than that, can't ya?!" The dog demon insulted the
beautiful, awesome, zutto kawaii bishounen. Rin stood behind a bush, decorating Jaken with
pinku bara, "Jaken... Why does Inu-Yasha always call Sess Sama 'Fluffy'?" the confused child
asked. "Well..." Jaken started, "it all started when me Lord Sessho-Maru went to a day-care
when he was nought but a lad."
Amused by the child's will to believe the first line of the apparently made-up story,
he continued. "Well, there was an evil lad that attended that school, and an evil lass with him,"
thinking, he paused. " They went by the names of Kikyo-Mama and Inu-Yosho. Tonikaku... One
day, me Lord Sessho-Maru brought his pet... um... cat to this day-care for a show and tell session."
Totally believing the story, Rin nodded her head up and down, " daiisuki wa kitties!!!" Jaken
cleared his throaght and continued as Inu-Yasha and Sess Sama raged on in battle. " So,
when Sessho-Maru brought the cat to school, he introduced him as 'Fluffy'. Unable to believe
that such a great demon Lord would name their pet Fluffy, Kikyo-Mama and Inu-Yosho
started to laugh in their shrill, annoying, terrible, course, disgusting, vile, putrid, irritating--"
Rin interupted, "Jaken, could you please just continue...?" Jaken sighed, " okay, okay! Anyway,
their voices were disgusting!" "And putrid?" Rin added" "And putrid, and vile, and irritating--"
"FOR GOD'S SAKE I GET THE POINT, YOU FROG!" a voice called out from
behind Jaken. Startled, he turned around to discover--- INU-YASHA'S GIRL!!! KAGOME!!!
AHHHHHHH!! "Now, continue the stupid, pathedic story or I will--- insult your mama!" Kagome
Sama threatened, pulling out a bag of Pocky and a can of O-Cha and sat behind Rin.
"Very well... This angered my dear Sessho-Maru so much, that he punched the vile children
into the wall before announcing ' Kikyo-Mama, Inu-Yosho... If you dare laugh at my cat---
I will have to... STEAL YOUR LUNCH MONEY!!!'" The children laughed some more, and said
'no, no, Sessho... Your cat is cute... Just that, I think your name should be fluffy... not the
cat's'." Kagome laughed, nearly choking on the Pocky "Sessho-Maru is such a loserrr!!! Haha
haha!!"
Just then, Sessho-Maru appeared behind Jaken, giving him a stare of death. "HOW
DARE YOU TELL THEM MY SECRET STORY?!?!" Jaken trembled, "S-Sessho-Maru Sama--
Please forgiv---" Sessho-Maru punched the stupid frog demon into the air, and Jaken yelled"
AND THAT'S HOW M'LORD SESSHO-MARU GOT HIS NICKNAME!!!!!" Kagome burst out into
laughter and walked away, holding onto the inu-hanyo, "Ja! Fluffy!" Inu-Yasha laughed, "Un!
Ja, FLUFFY!!" Sessho-Maru burst into tears and ran home to watch his favorite Pokemon
reruns.
So? How was it? Please! REVIEWWWW!!! I dont care if you say it was good or not, just
review!! Arigato! Ja! ---Emiru the Metal Mononoke