I do not own Friendship is Magic or The Land Before Time, nor' will I ever! I don't own any of the songs either! The only things I do own are OC's. This is my first fanfiction by the way, so constructive criticism is highly appreciated. Any flames will be used to cook the sharptooth's kills! In this one twilight was not so forgiving towards her friends, brother and mentor at the rehearsal, and she starts singing songs that all reflect her emotions or stories of ages past. And right now she takes the time to tell her friends, family and mentor these three hurtful words..."Who needs you?"
Also you will probably not be getting much to read because I am still a student and am in summer school. So between that, and babysitting my sister...I can only say that I will try to update as soon as possible! Well enough of that! Enjoy! Discord if you please...
Discord: Please what?
The disclaimer!
Discord: What about it?
UGH! Do the disclaimer you old goat! Now!
Discord: fine fine! The following is a non-profit fan based parody. Mlp Fim and land before time are owned by Laura Faust, the hub network and Universal Cartoon Studios respectively. Thanks and enjoy the glorious prehistoric chaos!
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It was now a few days after the changeling invasion, and repairs were well underway. Princess Celestia had told her student Twilight Sparkle that she had a real wedding to plan, but she has done no real progress so far...and this has set off alarm bells in her friends, brother, teacher and foal sitter! They know that Twilight would get a lot done in a very short time! So the princess, the elements of harmony, and shining armor went looking for twilight to make sure she was ok and not in any danger. "TWILLY! WHERE ARE YOU SIS?!"Shining Armor shouted with so much worry in his voice that it sounded like he would have a nervous breakdown!
"Hey guys, there she is! I found her! I found her!" Pinkie Pie started bouncing in place as she said this.(AN:Look I'm not gonna describe what these guys look like because anyone who has watched friendship is magic at least once should know what they look like! And if you haven't...then watch a few episodes and come back later! Now back to the story!)
When they looked where Pinkie was pointing at, they were in for the shock of a lifetime! Twilight was at a café and looked to be kissing a colt that was roughly the same age as her! But he was not an ordinary pony, he looked to be a mix of a Pegasus and a reptilian creature none of them had seen before! In place of feathery wings, he had long leathery wings, a wingspan of roughly 16 feet from tip to tip. He also in place of ordinary pony legs, he had lion legs, even his tail was a lions tail! He also had long saber like fangs jutting from his upper lip. His cutie mark was a skull of some sort overlapping a drill and a pick axe. That's when all tartarus broke loose...Twilight saw them!
"What do you all want? Can't you see I'm on a date with my colt friend here?!" Twilight said with so much venom in her voice you could practically taste it. Princess Celestia was about to speak, but the colt came to twilights side to try and calm her down. "Please, everypony, we are just trying to enjoy a relaxing date before we have to help with the wedding."
Rainbow Dash then spoke up in her usual arrogant tone of voice. "Oh ho, nice try buck tooth, but we don't trust ya one bit!" The colt didn't take to kindly to this, and got right up in Rainbow's face! "You callin' me a liar?" "I didn't say that!" "You we're thinkin' it!" She looked back at the others clearly freaked out. "Girls, Shining, I don't like this guy, he reads minds..."
The mystery colt then takes the time to introduce himself. "Names Diego frie-AUGH!" Before he could finish, applejack began to shake his paw really hard. "Well howdy doo there Diego! Ah'm applejack, good to meetcha!" When she let go Diego's arm was still going up and down so fast it was a literal blur! At least until spike came up and stopped it for him. Sending a grateful look towards spike, he waited for the others to introduce themselves. "The names Rainbow Dash! Fastest Pegasi in all of Equestria!" Next a voice that sounded like it should belong to a noble spoke up. "Hello there darling. My name is Rarity, and I must ask what happened to your wondrous coat and mane to make them this filthy?!" She asked Diego once again slipping into her fashionista side.
Before Diego could answer, he was pounced on by a pink blur on a sugar high! The mare was speaking so fast, one would think that she would end up biting off her tongue. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! I throw parties in ponyville! Are you new here? Huh? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you?" "Not really. I've been to canterlot once before. It was when I was just a young colt. Also...when did you lose your mind?!" Diego asked somewhat disturbed by her crazy rambling. But pinkie took no notice of this, and just kept smiling. He then looked at the butter colored mare, who was trying to make herself invisible by hiding behind her mane. "And what's your name?" Diego asked, trying to make himself look less intimidating. She spoke in a whisper that was just loud enough for his ultra sensitive hearing to pick up. "Um...I'm Fluttershy." He smiled kindly at her. "Well it is very nice to meet you miss Fluttershy."
Shining Armor then walked up to Diego and started to go into overprotective brother mode. "When did you and my sister meet? What are you?! Why did Twilly never tell me about you?!" Diego however, was not intimidated in the slightest. He just answered all of Shinings questions calmly. "In order? Two years ago, I'm what's known as a Dino Pony, and she didn't want you to kill me with a stick, or nag her to death. And yes, it could happen." He then turned to the princess and knelt down. "I apologize for keeping Twi from her duties your majesty. But we haven't seen or heard from each other in over a month, and I felt the need to make it up to her by taking her on a date."
Celestia just smiled at the stallion before her. She could somehow tell that the love he and twilight gave to each other was real. Not like those fakey high school crushes. "It is quite alright Diego. But I must ask twilight, what is troubling you so greatly?" Twilight raised an eyebrow at this, but decided to play along. "With all due respect princess Celestia, I don't know what you're talking about." Fluttershy then spoke up about their concerns. "Twilight, we know that something is wrong. You're usually so much quicker and more efficient at getting big events like this set up. Please tell us what's wrong." But twilight was still very skeptical. "Nothing's wrong with me. I'm fine!"
Applejack piped up this time. "Come on now sugarcube. Y'all can tell us anythin' that's botherin' ya. We're your friends." At this Twilight snapped. "For how much longer?! You all have just been using me since day one of this so called 'friendship'. So how is this any different?! BAH! Who needs you?!"
This caused the Mane five, Shining Armor and the princess to stare at her wide-eyed and open mouthed! Princess Celestia then got the nerve to ask her student what was wrong. "Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student, what are you saying?!" "What you guys said and did to me at the rehearsal made me do a lot of thinking. And I've learned that you guys will abandon me at a moments notice! And you all couldn't even activate the elements of harmony without ME! I'm the magic. Not only that. I'm also the brains of this operation! And you all just threw me out like lukewarm water that has no use! And if that's how you feel...then who needs you?!" Before anypony could react to this, Twilight began to sing out her frustrations, first aiming her words at Pinkie Pie.
Twilight
I need you like a hole in the head!
And I need you like a bug in the bed!
You constantly bite, the hoof that feeds you!
Who needs you? Not me!
She then directs her words to Applejack, who is standing there as shocked as everypony else.
I need you like a pain in the gut!
Oh yeah! And I need you like a kick in the butt!
You truly disgrace, the race that breeds you!
Who needs you? Not me!
She then directs these next sets of hurtful words at Rarity and Rainbow Dash respectively.
Who needs you?
You creepy crawly creature! You're ugly as sin!
Just a scraggly bag of skin
And who needs you?
Your wings your finest feature!
You're arrogant and a bore, draggin' your hooves around the floor!
With these next lyrics Diego begins to voice his own opinion on twilights friends, family and teacher, having heard what happened from his mare friend. He directs these words at Fluttershy.
Diego
Oh! She needs you like a rock on her toes!
And she needs you like a sawk on the nose!
We're shocked and appalled, by your behavior!
Twilight
Don't try being nice. 'Cause that won't save you!
Twilight and Diego
I'm/she's better off without you I can see! So who needs you? Not me/she!
Shining Armor is now the victim here, with Diego and twilight directing their anger at him! He knows he has to try and make it up to twilight, but right now these two are only adding to the guilt.
Twilight
I need you like a cold in July!
Diego
And she needs you like a punch in the eye!
Twilight and Diego
Of all the dumb beasts, not one precedes you!
Who needs you? Not me/she!
These next words are strictly aimed at princess Celestia, by none other than...DISCORD?! But he appears to be speaking for all three of them.
Discord
Twi needs you like she needs a disease!
Ho ho! And he needs you like the sun needs to freeze!
For quickness of mind, a rock out speeds you!
Who needs you? Not we!
As of now everypony is speechless! Not just because of what they are hearing, but also because of the fact that discord is free as a bird now! How did this happen you may ask? Well you'll just have to wait until the end of the chapter to find out! And now every word sang by these three is aimed at the whole group! Minus Cadence who just arrived on the scene.
Discord
Who needs you?
You cross-eyed, crazy critters!
You twitter and squawk!
And you're knock-kneed when you walk!
Twilight
And who needs you!
You flatfoot, four foot quitters!
You're bitter and you're mad, 'cause you're as ugly as your dad's!
Diego
Oh! I need you like I need some more teeth!(snarling)
Twilight
I lift a rock and find you underneath!
Discord
I'm deeply upset, by your demeanor!
Twilight
I know that I'm mean. But you're de-mean-or!
Twilight, Diego and Discord
No more unlikely friends could ever be!~
Twilight
The word is incompatibility!
Discord
Not only that, we don't get on you see!
All three for big finale
So who needs you?
Except the race that breeds you!
Who needs you?
Twilight
Not me!
Diego
Not me!
Twilight
Not me!
Discord
Not me!
Discord, Twilight and Diego
Not! Me!~~~
With the song over, the three new friends walked to the nearest hotel that wasn't damaged by the invasion, to try and calm down long enough to get the wedding in order. Meanwhile back where the song took place, everypony who twilight sang those hurtful words to just stood there in stunned silence. Only one thought crossed their minds now. 'What have we done?' Cadence then asked the most appropriate question for such a scenario. "What the hayseed just happened while I was sleeping?!"
Sorry for leaving you in the dark like this for now cadence, but this chapters done! Whew! Took me long enough.
Discord:I must say, this is coming along quite nicely. And Twilight, such rage. Such sorrow! It was a perfectly perfecto performance!
Twilight:I don't know about this...
Me:Do not worry twi. You'll end up forgiving them by the fourth or fifth chapter. Yup, yup, yup!
As for how Discord the living jigsaw puzzle over here was freed from his stone prison, it's really quite simple. The elements of harmony were the key to discords stone prison, and when twilight was heartbroken by those she loved most...there was no longer any harmony with the other elements and the element of magic. Which, in my opinion, is the strongest of the elements. And with the strongest element no longer living in harmony with the others, discord opened a communication link with twilight before he was freed, she told him everything, and they became very close friends while she dreamed. That's why she didn't attack him first chance she got. There! Now you know, and you believe it! Yup, Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup!
But for now, this is SaurusRock625 signing off.
Once again, I own nothing except OC's! Thank you and goodnight! By the way, if anyone on YouTube is interested in turning this into something like what was done with bride of discord...go ahead rookies! As long as you get permission from me first. Feel free to ask in the reviews. I promise, I'll get to them ASAP!