Ok well this is actually co-written by Christina and me, its our first humour fic so be nice and review…please. Hope you like our fic
Breakfast at the Winner Mansion
*Scene starts in the kitchen where we see the perfect soldier walk in, serve himself a bowl of cocoa puffs and sit down to eat it. When in walks our loveable Shinigami*
Duo: morning Heero
Heero: … *Hes too busy stuffing his face to talk with Duo*
Duo: 'man, he must really like his cocoa puffs' I think I'm gonna serve myself a bowl of my lucky charms
*Duo walks over to the counter, where we see 3 boxes of half eaten cocoa puffs labelled Heero, 1 box of corn pops labelled Quatre, 1 box of frosted flakes labelled Trowa and 2 boxes of Lucky Charms, 1 labelled Duo the other labelled Wu fag, I mean Wu fei. Anyways Duo picks up the box labelled Duo only to find it was empty.*
Duo: Dammit, I forgot I was out of lucky Charms!
Heero: *yes he actually stopped stuffing his face to talk to Duo* You should go out and by a new box
Duo: Naw, it's too early to go buy it now, I'll just take some from Wu fei's box
Heero: I don't think you should do that…
Duo: oh, come on, I mean he's not even going to notice that I took some
*Duo opens the box, and is about to pour some out when in walks Wu fei followed in by Trowa and Quatre. Everything is fine until Wu fei notices Duo is holding an open box of Lucky Charms labelled Wu fei
*Wu fei: What the f**k are you doing with MY box of Lucky charms Maxwell!?!
Duo: uh, oh
*Trowa is heard in the background
*Trowa: talk about being moody
Quatre: I think he's overly attached to his lucky charms, maybe something traumatising happened to him when he was a kid
Trowa: I think his dad probably took away the his lucky charms for being a weak kid
*Mean while Dou and Wu fei continue fighting over the stupid cerel breaking practically everything in sight. And Heero, well he's just there stuffing his face while trying to breathe at the same time*
Wu fei: it's my f**king box of cereal, get you own you weak bastard
Duo: yeah so what if it's your box, I have to eat something too you know, I just can't starve you know
Wu fei: WHY NOT!?!
*Well this went on and finally our perfect soldier got pissed of *
Heero: Why don't both you dip shits shut up!?!
*Too bad, no one paid any attention to him. Bang, bang everyone looked over to where the shots were fired, and what they saw was a really pissed off Heero Yuy holding a gun, they followed the guns direction to see what he had shot at only to find two bullet holes through Lucky's head…
*Wu fei: What the hell are you doing Yuy?!?
Duo: Yeah what are you doing?
Heero: Solving the god damn problem by destroying that stupid box of cereal
Wu fei: Bastard *and Wufei lets go of the box and begins to beat the shit out of the psychopathic soldier*
*While Wu fei beat the crap out of Heero, Duo attempted to sneak out of the kitchen with the cereal box*
Duo: Hehe…I got the cereal box
*Just then Wu fei noticed Duo was leaving with HIS box of cereal*
Wufei: Where do you think you're going with MY box of cereal?!?
Duo: Ahhhhh
*Duo runs away from a very angry Wu fei*
Will Wu fei ever get his cereal? Will Duo get his ass kicked? What will happen next? Who knows?
============================================================================Hehehe, we decided to leave you hanging, cause we suk, hehehe, and we'll only continue if someone tells us to!