A/N - This is the first time I've really done something like this - a series of completely random short (I really mean short) one-shots. I'm pretty sure you can blame xXGaGaGirlXx for this, as she's the one that pointed me in the direction of word generators. Each chapter is inspired by a word from said word generator.
"Meat, what's that?" Charlotte asked, squinting at the blonde's neck.
"What?"
"On your neck… it looks like a rash."
"Oh, right. Yeah, must be a rash."
"Hang on," Madonna stepped up behind her and pushed Meat's hair aside. "Those marks… they look like teeth."
"I think you're right," Charlotte grinned. "What's our girl been doing then, eh?"
At that exact moment Sid walked into the room and froze, face turning bright red.
"Or rather who?" Madonna giggled, though it came out as more of a cackle.
"Oh shut up."