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Chapter 1 Ranma and the Ramen
"Airen!!!" Shampoo cried cheerfully as always, as she entered the Tendo residence through some wall near the kitchen.
"Konichiwa! Shampoo." Kasumi chirped as she saw Shampoo enter the kitchen door.
"Uh? Where is Airen and violent girl? Not home yet?" Shampoo inquired as she looked at the clock nearby.
"No, not yet but they should be home soon. How can I help you?" Kasumi replied while tending on her cooking.
"I want to give present to violent girl.'
"Akane-chan?"
Shampoo nodded.
"What's this?" Kasumi asked as Shampoo handed her a bowl of ramen.
"Oh my. Shampoo, its very nice of you. I'll give it to her as soon as she arrives."
"Ok! Bye bye!" Shampoo said as she made her exit through another wall, creating yet another large hole.
"Tadai!.ma?" Akane chirped as she entered her house, her mood changing as she saw two large holes in the walls.
"Akane-chan, Okaeri!" Kasumi smiled upon the arrival of her youngest sibling.
"It's Shampoo, right?" Akane asked her older sister as she keenly looked at the damage.
Kasumi nodded.
"Honestly, Can't she use a door?"
" Akane that isn't very nice to say specially after she brought some hot ramen for you."
"Eh? For me?"
"That's what she said."
"Uh-ah! I'm not eating that ramen! Definitely not! I don't trust those 3000- years-of-history-people!"
"Akane.!" Kasumi said, annoyed by the name she made up for Shampoo and her grandmother.
"But its true. Um. I've got an idea! Why don't we just give it to Ranma! I'm sure he'll never resist ramen especially when it's from Shampoo. He enjoys her cooking." She said looking rather annoyed by the statement she just said.
"Very well then... at least we don't' have to throw it."
"Tadaima! Oh man. I'm starved! Kasumi, what's for dinner?"
"Okaeri, Ranma. We're having dumplings tonight."
"Oh dumplings.! I just can't wait for dinner!"
"Ranma!" Akane interrupted.
"What you lousy tomboy! Can't you see I'm still enjoying the imagery!"
"Is that all I get?" Akane said weakly.
Ranma looked at Akane with his apologetic eyes as he saw the hurt in Akane's.
"Look.. I just. I just want to give you this ramen that was left for me. but it seems to me that you don't want it. I guess I just have to give this to someone else. I thought you'd appreciate it. I'm so stupid" Akane continued her voice slow and pained all of the sudden.
Ranma swallowed hard "For me?"
Akane nodded, her eyes downcast.
"Guess, I just have to give this to Saotome-oji-sama." Akane bit her lip for emphasis.
Akane walked to the kitchen door, her mouth open, ready to call for her future-father-in-law when Ranma took the bowl from her hands eating it all up within a minute or two.
Akane looked satisfied as Ranma ate the ramen up to the last piece.
"There I ate it. Are you happy now?" Ranma said with a little guilt behind it.
"Oh. Ranma.Arigato. You saved me."
"Saved. me? What in the world are you talking about now?" Ranma's left brow raised.
"Actually." Akane started her little speech with an evil smirk. "Actually that ramen was given by Shampoo for me."
Ranma's expression darkened.
"And knowing her she might have placed something unknown in that ramen."
Ranma froze like ice.
"Well, I suppose you get what I meant. Ne? Ranma?" Akane continued her smirk not disappearing.
Ranma's swirl eyes appear.
"All I can say is, Good luck on the side effects!" Akane said cheerfully and left the room spinning around gracefully, leaving the fainted Ranma.
"Ranma-kun?" Kasumi went checking on Ranma. "Daijobu?"
No movement.
"Ranma-kun?"
Still no movement.
"Don't worry Onee-chan! He's gonna be okay. He just fainted. Don't you think you're overreacting Ranma-kun?" Nabiki spoke icily, as she entered the room.
"I'MGONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, AKANE!!!" Ranma screamed all of the sudden as he stood up in a split second after Nabiki's last comment.
"Told yah, he's gonna be okay." Nabiki assured her sister once more.
"I suppose, you're right. Ranma is as strong as a horse." Kasumi giggled at her own comment.
"THAT AKANE! SHE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS! THAT MISERABLE TOMBOY!" After his last words, he stomped off the room, leaving Nabiki and Kasumi laughing to themselves.
That night
Ranma stirred. Once. Twice. Endless.
'Crap! Now I can't even sleep! Stupid Akane! Why'd she do this, anyway!'
Ranma looked at the clock.
'It's already 5:30. ^yawn^ I can't sleep! I mustn't anyway or I'd.I'd ^yawn^"
Knockout!
6:30 AM
"Ranma. Ranma. RANMA!!! Will you wake up already?!" Genma screamed at his son who was now fully covered by a blanket.
"Ranma, wake up or I'll.. I'll" Genma said as he started to pull the blanket from Ranma's body.
"I'll." Genma continued, his voice with full authority.
"RANMA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Genma shrieked as he saw the figure before him now.
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Upon hearing Genma's voice, everybody in the household including Happosai, went over to check the commotion.
Akane, nervously walked to their guestroom upon hearing Genma's blaring voice, guilty and sorry at the same time. And as she neared her destination, she ran toward the door, unable to take it anymore.
"Ranma!" Akane cried as she opened the door.
And eventually her face, which, was mixed with fear and guilt, disappeared as her eyes widened in shock at the sight.
"Ranma.is. is that yo.you?"
^To be continued^
*I hope you guys enjoyed! Please tell me what you think and Review, I need it badly. And one more thing, please be kind. It's my first time and I don't want trauma. Thanks And Merry Christmas!
~memento_mori09
Chapter 1 Ranma and the Ramen
"Airen!!!" Shampoo cried cheerfully as always, as she entered the Tendo residence through some wall near the kitchen.
"Konichiwa! Shampoo." Kasumi chirped as she saw Shampoo enter the kitchen door.
"Uh? Where is Airen and violent girl? Not home yet?" Shampoo inquired as she looked at the clock nearby.
"No, not yet but they should be home soon. How can I help you?" Kasumi replied while tending on her cooking.
"I want to give present to violent girl.'
"Akane-chan?"
Shampoo nodded.
"What's this?" Kasumi asked as Shampoo handed her a bowl of ramen.
"Oh my. Shampoo, its very nice of you. I'll give it to her as soon as she arrives."
"Ok! Bye bye!" Shampoo said as she made her exit through another wall, creating yet another large hole.
"Tadai!.ma?" Akane chirped as she entered her house, her mood changing as she saw two large holes in the walls.
"Akane-chan, Okaeri!" Kasumi smiled upon the arrival of her youngest sibling.
"It's Shampoo, right?" Akane asked her older sister as she keenly looked at the damage.
Kasumi nodded.
"Honestly, Can't she use a door?"
" Akane that isn't very nice to say specially after she brought some hot ramen for you."
"Eh? For me?"
"That's what she said."
"Uh-ah! I'm not eating that ramen! Definitely not! I don't trust those 3000- years-of-history-people!"
"Akane.!" Kasumi said, annoyed by the name she made up for Shampoo and her grandmother.
"But its true. Um. I've got an idea! Why don't we just give it to Ranma! I'm sure he'll never resist ramen especially when it's from Shampoo. He enjoys her cooking." She said looking rather annoyed by the statement she just said.
"Very well then... at least we don't' have to throw it."
"Tadaima! Oh man. I'm starved! Kasumi, what's for dinner?"
"Okaeri, Ranma. We're having dumplings tonight."
"Oh dumplings.! I just can't wait for dinner!"
"Ranma!" Akane interrupted.
"What you lousy tomboy! Can't you see I'm still enjoying the imagery!"
"Is that all I get?" Akane said weakly.
Ranma looked at Akane with his apologetic eyes as he saw the hurt in Akane's.
"Look.. I just. I just want to give you this ramen that was left for me. but it seems to me that you don't want it. I guess I just have to give this to someone else. I thought you'd appreciate it. I'm so stupid" Akane continued her voice slow and pained all of the sudden.
Ranma swallowed hard "For me?"
Akane nodded, her eyes downcast.
"Guess, I just have to give this to Saotome-oji-sama." Akane bit her lip for emphasis.
Akane walked to the kitchen door, her mouth open, ready to call for her future-father-in-law when Ranma took the bowl from her hands eating it all up within a minute or two.
Akane looked satisfied as Ranma ate the ramen up to the last piece.
"There I ate it. Are you happy now?" Ranma said with a little guilt behind it.
"Oh. Ranma.Arigato. You saved me."
"Saved. me? What in the world are you talking about now?" Ranma's left brow raised.
"Actually." Akane started her little speech with an evil smirk. "Actually that ramen was given by Shampoo for me."
Ranma's expression darkened.
"And knowing her she might have placed something unknown in that ramen."
Ranma froze like ice.
"Well, I suppose you get what I meant. Ne? Ranma?" Akane continued her smirk not disappearing.
Ranma's swirl eyes appear.
"All I can say is, Good luck on the side effects!" Akane said cheerfully and left the room spinning around gracefully, leaving the fainted Ranma.
"Ranma-kun?" Kasumi went checking on Ranma. "Daijobu?"
No movement.
"Ranma-kun?"
Still no movement.
"Don't worry Onee-chan! He's gonna be okay. He just fainted. Don't you think you're overreacting Ranma-kun?" Nabiki spoke icily, as she entered the room.
"I'MGONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, AKANE!!!" Ranma screamed all of the sudden as he stood up in a split second after Nabiki's last comment.
"Told yah, he's gonna be okay." Nabiki assured her sister once more.
"I suppose, you're right. Ranma is as strong as a horse." Kasumi giggled at her own comment.
"THAT AKANE! SHE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS! THAT MISERABLE TOMBOY!" After his last words, he stomped off the room, leaving Nabiki and Kasumi laughing to themselves.
That night
Ranma stirred. Once. Twice. Endless.
'Crap! Now I can't even sleep! Stupid Akane! Why'd she do this, anyway!'
Ranma looked at the clock.
'It's already 5:30. ^yawn^ I can't sleep! I mustn't anyway or I'd.I'd ^yawn^"
Knockout!
6:30 AM
"Ranma. Ranma. RANMA!!! Will you wake up already?!" Genma screamed at his son who was now fully covered by a blanket.
"Ranma, wake up or I'll.. I'll" Genma said as he started to pull the blanket from Ranma's body.
"I'll." Genma continued, his voice with full authority.
"RANMA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Genma shrieked as he saw the figure before him now.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
Upon hearing Genma's voice, everybody in the household including Happosai, went over to check the commotion.
Akane, nervously walked to their guestroom upon hearing Genma's blaring voice, guilty and sorry at the same time. And as she neared her destination, she ran toward the door, unable to take it anymore.
"Ranma!" Akane cried as she opened the door.
And eventually her face, which, was mixed with fear and guilt, disappeared as her eyes widened in shock at the sight.
"Ranma.is. is that yo.you?"
^To be continued^
*I hope you guys enjoyed! Please tell me what you think and Review, I need it badly. And one more thing, please be kind. It's my first time and I don't want trauma. Thanks And Merry Christmas!
~memento_mori09