A/N: I love Jormungand, But there isn't much to write about! but then I had an Idea. Screw doing a romance for Koko and Valmet, Screw R's final thoughts, what about the assassins? The psychotic assassins, these are the stories of the assassins of the Jormungand world. P.S, this is partly because I wanted to do something different.

Chapter 1. It's just so much fun!

Boom. Blood splatted on the wall.

Boom! Did you see that guy? His head split open! It was fucking awesome!

Boom. Let the bodies hit the floor.

Boom. Let the bodies hit the floor.

I laughed, they kept coming and coming and coming and I just laughed as their bodies fell, split open and were torn apart by the torrent of my two beloved gold M1911's. It was funny how little I knew about these guns, so normally I'd just trust the dealer. And boy I trusted Kasper Hekmatyar. And he may have called me a disgusting waste of life, but I still bought the guns, and this contract was just awesome. I heard the click of my left gun, dead man's click, a moved my right gun across and shot the guy climbing the stairs, he fell, I laughed again.

I spun and dived behind cover as the security started to pin me, I'd had my fun, I called Big bear in.

"Oh big bear? I could really use the extra firepower!" He shouted down my mic.

"What was that? I thought you said you were having fun." He snickered.

"Funny. Now shoot them." He tsked into the mic, and with a few shots of his , they were behind cover, the blood of their friends exploded heads coating them.

"Look at all the Blood! Ahahahaha!" Oh it was beautiful! So beautiful... I slipped the two extra mags back into the guns, and stepped back into he choke point.

"Uh, Vicious Kitty? You have blood on your arse. Damn. I never noticed how tight those hot pants are, me gusta."

"Shaddup Big bear, I'm way out of your league."

"I'm British and classy, you love me, plus I doubt you'd find anyone more willing to tolerate your psychotic nature." I heard the gun explode and the bullet tear throw another guy. "Two flanking you."

I spun, shot the two guys, Big bear shot the two aiming their guns at me, and I turned back to the choke point.

"This is fun. When is ladybug getting here?"

"Now. Run." Ducked into cover, I threw my smoke grenade, regretting the fact I had to evacuate. Ladybug appeared, in his red AMD black helicopter, at the window of this massive skyscraper, he aligned the door perfectly, I smashed into the room, heard the clutter of footsteps enter the room. I jumped, smashed through the window, turned, and fired the rest of my bullets into the room as I flew into the side of the helicopter. I slid across it's metal floor, AMD hit the back door.

"Oof." I slid my guns back in the holster, quickly stood and shut the bullet proof door as they began shooting.

We picked up Big bear right on time, getting away just as the cops burst through the door onto the roof. Although it was funny to see the first one blown to pieces by the mine.

"So. Fun. Job well done!" I grinned.

"It was supposed to be a stealth mission."

"It was! There was no one left alive, except for the cops and like, three security dudes. No witnesses to the crime, complete stealth."

"Your mind boggles me."

"My mind is a genius." We laughed, and I leaned against the door.

Another fun day.

"So. How about that date?" Big bear asked me, in his tuxedo.

"Maybe I would consider it if you were in more appropriate cloths for a battle situation.

"You can't talk, in those hot pants, and that tank top."

"Touche. Here's my second answer. Piss off." I flipped him off. We laughed.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed! I just want to do more chapters of these psychotic assassins, tell me what you think!