Rating: K
Summary: A collection of Doctor Who themed Christmas carols. Read and enjoy at your own risk.
Warning: (the first and only; no need to repeat myself in future chapters) I do not, in any way, own Doctor Who or anything related to and affiliated with Doctor Who. So don't make the mistake of thinking anyone gave me official permission to take what's in Doctor Who and adapt it to the Christmas carols we know and love, because they didn't.
Also, let me just say that these are meant to be funny, not necessarily accurate, descriptions of the goings-on in Doctor Who.
And with that said, let the caroling commence!
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Up In the TARDIS
(To the tune of "Up On the Rooftop")
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Up in the TARDIS Doctor reigns
Until He gets lonesome pains
Down through the vortex companion-less
Until he gets to Earth
He's in distress
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Ho, ho ho!
There he goes!
Ho, ho, ho!
Doctor knows!
Companion found at last
He, he, he
Into the TARDIS
Both now flee
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First comes adventure
Well, well, well
Oh, my Doctor
Make it swell
Give me a Dalek
That points and flies
That shoots small lasers
From its eyes (actually a gun-like device that shoots lasers, but lets not get technical about it)
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Ho, ho ho!
There he goes!
Ho, ho, ho!
Doctor knows!
With his new companion
He, he, he
Into the TARDIS
Both now flee
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Next comes Cybermen
Made of metal (well, technically harvested people, but that's beside the point)
See how they shine
And stomp about
They look so pretty
So shiny-bright
They're deadly, though (but oh, so pretty)
Doctor should watch out!
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Ho, ho ho!
There they go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Doctor knows!
With his new companion
He, he, he
Into the TARDIS
Both now flee (that should teach them a lesson… no one tries using Cybermen as Christmas lawn ornaments)