Shinigami Women's Association: Trading Card Revenge
Chapter 1: The Meeting
"Welcome to this Month's S.W.A. meeting. Today we will be taking suggestions for our new fundraiser, as our last one, the bake sale, failed." Nanao said, causing everyone to have a flashback of the horrid attempt to get money.
-Flashback-
"Bake sale! Bake Sale! Only 400 kan! Bake Sale! We have brownies, cupcakes, cake, cookies, tarts, and best of all: CANDY!" The SWA leader, Yachiru screamed. She was jumping up and down while holding some of their goods.
"President, candy isn't... normally in a bake sale," Nanao Ise, the vice president said.
"Well, it should be," Yachiru said, causing her to be quiet.
Just then, an elderly woman came up to the stand. "You're so cute! Can I please buy a cookie," she said, pointing to one of the pink frosted ones that Nemu Kurotsuchi had made.
"Sure! That'll be 400 kan," Yachiru said, handing the women the cookie on a napkin. The lady gave Yachiru the money and walked away, politely saying thank you. But then, all of the sudden, the elderly women fainted onto the ground and quickly turned purple.
"What did you put in these, Nemu?" asked a worried Isane.
"Master told me to put poison number four in them. He said it worked better then sugar," Nemu said. The group dead-panned. All of their cookies had been poisoned.
"Get rid of them, quick before someone else buys them," Nanao said while dragging the body behind their stand. Isane grabbed the cookies and dumped them in the nearest trash can.
While Isane was getting rid of the cookies, Yachiru crossed off the part of the sign that said cookies. Next Ichigo Kurosaki, the Substitute Shinigami came. He purchased a bunny shaped cupcake and took a bite of it. "What… the... hell... is... in... this," he muttered as he fell to the floor.
"Nemu, quick!" Nemu grabbed his body and put it behind the stand. She stacked him up on top of the elderly women. Isane quickly grabbed the cupcakes and the other things that Rukia made and chucked them in the trash can. It was now overflowing with failed baked goods.
Later that day, there was a stack of ten bodies behind the stand and there was a dumpster full of baked goods. "Well that was a bust," Nanao muttered as they quickly chucked the bodies into another dumpster and fled the scene.
-End Flashback-
They all shuddered. "We are not doing that ever again," Nanao said, causing everyone to nod their heads. "So any ideas for the fundraiser?"
Rukia was the first to speak. "We should sell Chappy merchandise!"
"Not enough people would buy that. Next," Nanao muttered.
"We could set up a kissing booth," Rangiku added. "You'd finally have your first kiss Nanao!"
An angry look appeared on her face. "NO!"
An invisible light bulb appeared over Isane's head. "We could make trading cards for all of the Gotei Thirteen captains, lieutenants, important seats, and the Substitute Shinigami!" Nanao stopped bickering with Rangiku and looked over. It actually wasn't a bad idea.
"We should do that, Vice President!" Yachiru excitedly cheered.
"Does everyone want to do that?" Everyone's hands went up. "Okay then, we'll do that. President, do we have enough cameras?"
"Yup," she exclaimed. She ran and got out some cameras. She started passing them out as Nanao began explaining a few things.
"We will have a meeting next week to see whose pictures we still need to get. That should conclude our meeting," Nanao said. They all got out of their seats and walked out of the room, cameras in hand. A few evil grins were seen as they walked outside. This was going to be fun...
Authors Note: So that's the first chapter! Please review and respond! *If you review you can tell me whose pictures you want to be taken...* I'll try to have the next chapter up as soon as possible!
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