[LeadR has logged in]

[OrigamiRose has logged in]

LeadR: So…where are the others?

OrigamiRose: Probably still complaining, sir.

LeadR: Geez, I set this up instead of the whole "hologram" thing to save time, and I don't even get a single thanks.

OrigamiRose: …

LeadR: What?

OrigamiRose: I think they're coming on…

[IHazTheEyes has logged in]

[Ninja_Of_The_Lake has logged in]

[PLANTman has logged in]

LeadR: Only three of you, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST?

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: lol Nice name, Itachi.

OrigamiRose: *sighs* I don't think they bothered, sir.

IHazTheEyes: …ninja of the lake?

LeadR: CALL THEM ON THEN!

[OrigamiRose has logged out]

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: *blushes* Okay, I couldn't come up with a better one…

PLANTman: I'm hungry.

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: Don't eat meh!

IHazTheEyes: He only eats dead bodies…

PLANTman: When is dinner ready?

LeadR: Wait till Konan comes back.

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: Should I change my name?

IHazTheEyes: …

LeadR: Yes.

PLANTman: It's too long…

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[Internet=wasteofmoney has logged in]

[Fuck/You has logged in]

OrigamiRose: They're on now.

LeadR: Good work Konan.

Fuck/You: lol Look at Kakuzu's fucking username!

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: lol XD

BombsRul3: At least Tobi isn't on here, right Danna?

LeadR: Language, Hidan.

ScorpionORS: … -_-

Internet=wasteofmoney: I cannot believe you bought out a stupid chatroom!

Fuck/You: Haha, your name is fucking stupid too, sharky.

LeadR: It is much easier to write on a chatroom than to use holograms.

LeadR: And Hidan, you will be blocked if you continue.

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: Shut up, I'm thinking about changing it anyway…

BombsRul3: I'm bored…

Fuck/You: Bitch ass leader.

[Fuck/You has logged out]

ScorpionORS: No bombs, brat.

IHazTheEyes: …

Internet=wasteofmoney: Our finances are going downhill as it is, at least the holograms were free…

PLANTman: When's dinner, Konan?

LeadR: I cannot help Tobi's sugar urges…

BombsRul3: You're jealous of my art, Danna.

BombsRul3: Also, can't we just drop Tobi instead of dealing with him.

Internet=wasteofmoney: I second that.

OrigamiRose: In an hour.

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: Ooh, what're we having?

LeadR: We are not dropping anybody.

ScorpionORS: Art is eternal, brat!

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LeadR: …

PLANTman: I don't think he'll be coming back on.

OrigamiRose: Anyone up for ramen?

PLANTman: No.

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: No. :(

LeadR: No.

BombsRul3: No.

ScorpionORS: Don't eat.

IHazTheEyes: …maybe.

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: 0.o

BombsRul3: Art is a bang!

LeadR: I demand something else, Konan.

ScorpionORS: Do you want to die?

OrigamiRose: How about sushi?

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

IHazTheEyes: …

IHazTheEyes: Now I'm blind AND deaf.

PLANTman: …I can hear you from outside, Kisame.

BombsRul3: Don't be upset because my art is true art.

OrigamiRose: …chicken?

PLANTman: *licks lips*

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: That'll do.

ScorpionORS: That's it! I'm going to kill you!

[ScorpionORS has logged out]

IHazTheEyes: …I would run Deidara.

BombsRul3: Shut up, Uchiha.

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[Fuck/You has logged in]

Fuck/You: Hey! You fucking blocked me! :(

LeadR: No bad language or I'll block you again.

Fuck/You: For what? Five fucking minutes?

[Fuck/You has logged out]

LeadR: I warned him.

Ninja_Of_The_Lake: I'm gonna go change my name now. Just let me feed my gold fish.

[Ninja_Of_The_Lake has logged out]

OrigamiRose: I'm off to make dinner.

PLANTman: Yay!

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[ScorpionORS has logged in]

LeadR: Sasori, where's Deidara?

ScorpionORS: He'll recover.

IHazTheEyes: …

PLANTman: They always have fights about art.

LeadR: As long as he's alive, and able to go on missions, that's fine.

IHazTheEyes: …?

ScorpionORS: What is it?

IHazTheEyes: What does ORS stand for?

ScorpionORS: Of Red Sand.

LeadR: …that's pretty clever…

[0Mask has logged in]

0Mask: Hi guys! Tobi's here!

IHazTheEyes: …

LeadR: …

ScorpionORS: …

PLANTman: Hi Tobi.

[IHazTheEyes has logged out]

0Mask: HELLO, ZETSU-SAN!

ScorpionORS: …I didn't know he knew how to spell…

LeadR: …

0Mask: Sasori-san! Where's Deidara-sempai?

[LeadR has logged out]

ScorpionORS: Dead.

0Mask: … what?

PLANTman: …

0Mask: Is Tobi a good boy?

ScorpionORS: I can't deal with this.

[ScorpionORS has logged out]

PLANTman: I've got to go. Leader is calling me. Bye Tobi!

[PLANTman has logged out]

0Mask: Now Tobi is all alone…

0Mask: *cries*

[BombsRul3 has logged in]

BombsRul3: Danna, you still here?

0Mask: Sempai! You're alive!

BombsRul3: Crap! It's Tobi!

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0Mask: Wait for me, Deidara-sempai!

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[Fuck/You has logged in]

Fuck/You: Finally! The ban fucking lifted again.

Jaws_Fan: My new name is much better now. :)

Fuck/You: Where the fuck is the leader?

Jaws_Fan: In his office, doing work.

Fuck/You: Fuck yes! Now I can fucking talk how I damn well please.

[IHazTheEyes has logged on]

IHazTheEyes: Has he gone?

Jaws_Fan: Who?

IHazTheEyes: Tobi.

Fuck/You: Fucking Tobi was on here? I'm glad I was fucking banned then.

Jaws_Fan: You're not original on swears, you keep saying fuck.

Fuck/You: Piss off.

[ScorpionORS has logged in]

[PLANTman has logged in]

PLANTman: Almost dinner time! :)

Jaws_Fan: Woo!

Fuck/You: All you lot can fucking think about is food!

Jaws_Fan: :(

ScorpionORS: Damn it.

PLANTman: Not true!

IHazTheEyes: …?

IHazTheEyes: What is it Sasori?

Fuck/You: Yes it fucking is. Who the fuck cares if we're eating chicken tonight?

ScorpionORS: The brat's let off another explosion.

PLANTman: …I could eat you.

Fuck/You: Shit.

[BombsRul3 has logged on]

ScorpionORS: What did you do this time?

Fuck/You: hehe, sorry Zetsu, I didn't mean it so…DON'T FUCKING EAT MEH!

BombsRul3: Blame Tobi. He was being too annoying.

Jaws_Fan: Ah, karma is sweet. :)

PLANTman: You're lucky that it's almost dinner time…

IHazTheEyes: Are you talking about Hidan and Zetsu, or Tobi getting blown up, Kisame?

ScorpionORS: Could you teach him a lesson without disturbing me?

Jaws_Fan: Hidan.

Fuck/You: Gay shark.

BombsRul3: Nope.

ScorpionORS: *sighs*

[LeadR has logged on]

[Internet=wasteofmoney has logged on]

Internet=wasteofmoney: Hidan you owe me $$$

[Internet=wasteofmoney has logged out]

LeadR: He logged on just for that?

Fuck/You: Arrogant money grabbing bastard.

LeadR: Hidan. I'm warning you.

[OrigamiRose has logged on]

OrigamiRose: Dinner's ready.

[OrigamiRose has logged out]

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IHazTheEyes: …

[IHazTheEyes has logged out]

ScorpionORS: *blinks*

ScorpionORS: …

ScorpionORS: I don't eat.

[ScorpionORS has logged out]

Okay, so I was reading Akatsuki chatroom stuffs, and I thought 'let's create my own - just for fun.' After I had made it, I showed my sister and she demanded me to put it up here. How could I refuse? Afterall, she was holding a flamethrower...

Voila! I put it up. And if you're worried that the Akatsuki aren't acting canon, don't worry. They're not supposed to be...