*All the Hetalia characters walk in the toom arguing*

England-No America! We don't wanna see your underwear!

America- But they look like the underwear of a hero!

England-Oh shut it you bloddy git!

France- I would like to zee you underwear! honhonhon!

Prussia- Hahaha! *drinks beer*

Germany- Vest!(west) You stole my beer!

Italy- Doitsu! Please don't hurt Prussia!

Hungary- If he doesn't I will! *evil aura when she holds frying pan*

Japan- *sensing the mood and decides to refrain from speaking*

Korea- *gropes Japan's chest*

Japan- AHHH! STOP! *hits korea*

Canada- *talking to *

Belarus- BECOME ONE WITH ME BIG BROTHER RUSSIA!

Russia- Leave me alone please,da?

Greece- ZZZZzzzzZZZZ

*Chloe enters the room unnoticibly with a giant megaphone*

Chloe- EVERYONE THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START! Please stop arguing!

China- I know right! Other nation wirr never grow up! *huffs*

Chloe- And you will never stop ripping off Japan's ideas...

China- MY STUFF IS ORIGINAL!

Chloe- Now, everyone say hi to the viewers!

All Hetalia Characters- Hi Lame people who have no lifes...

Chloe- *throws grenades at them*

Canada- *says something*

All Hetalia Characters- *Run into the giant closet*

*bombs explode and the characters come out*

America- The hero saved us all!

Russia- Who was the hero?

America- ME!

Russia- No, you are not the hero...

Canada- I told everyone to go into the closet...

America- *laughing so loud no one can hear canada*

Chloe- Okay... So people... I have 2 or 3 more hosts coming soon because the traffic was heavy and I need you guys to do something! Please Review! Torture these guys! Truth or dare them!

Prussia- WHAT! The awesome me shouldn't get tortured!

Hungary- We will see... *holding frying pan*

Chloe- Please don't hurt him! *cuddles him*

Prussia- *happy*

Hungary- fine...

Russia- Everyone become one with me, da?

Almost Everyone- NO!

Belarus- I will become one with you! *yandere smile*

Russia- *scared*

America- RUSSIA IS SCARED! THAT'S BADASS!

England and France- *giggle*

England- DON'T COPY ME YOU WINE DRINKING FROG!

France- Please! You cannot copy thiz gorgeousness in a million yearz mon cherre!

England and France- *fight*

Chloe- *facepalm*

Prussia- It will be okay! The awesome me will get us through this! *hugs chloe awesomely*

Chloe- *blush and then feels akward* uh... FIVE METERS

Everyone except Romano- *laughs*

Romano- That joke is stupid! You are all stupid you potato bastards!

Chloe- Shut up you *beeping* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Everyone- O.O

Chloe- uh... bye guys! Please review!


Chloe- So guys! Please review! Dare japan to sing "I'm to sexy for my shirt" or ask America if he loves England! Its all up to you guys so please do your worst!

Russia- Except to me, da? *evil aura*

Chloe- Uh! S-sure Russia!

Russia- Da!

Belarus- You stay away from him... *glare*

Chloe- *uncomfterable*

Chloe- well uh guys... Please review and all..

Prussia- Chloe! Wanna go on a date?

Chloe- *faints*

Prussia- Dammit America! I owe you 20 dollars!

America- I was so right! *takes the money*

Prussia- Well bye guys!