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"Daddy?"
A tired Samuel Vimes looked up from his paperwork. Sybil was out seeing some friend from somewhere, and he'd brought Sam Jr to work. He sighed. "Yes?"
"Can I ask you a question?"
"Yes…"
"It's just…"
"Sam, it isn't one of those questions were your mother won't talk to me for a week, is it?"
"No Daddy."
"Or where Vetinari stares at me even more than usual?"
"No Daddy."
"Or where the Assassins 'forget' to pay the rent?"
"Daddy."
"So…"
"Where do babies come from?"
Samuel went red. "I think you'd better ask someone else…"