Ways to Annoy People in a Plane
So I thought that I would make this into a one shot. It is set after breaking dawn and the Cullens all want to get away from all the drama they had in the past so they're taking a trip around the world. Alice gets bored on the plane and has an idea.
:) (:
Bella P.O.V
"Guys, I'm bored!" Alice cried for about the hundredth time since we got onto this flight...and it hasn't even left the ground yet!
"Alice dear, try to calm down and -" Esme answered her again, but this time she was interrupted by Emmett's booming voice. "I know what we can do! Ali, do you have your portable internet access thingie?"
"Of course Em, you never know when you need to buy clothes. Why?"
"Well Ali, the other day I was looking at things to do when you're bored and I found this website about how these group of friends played a game of truth, dare, kiss or hug and they ended up having the best time playing tricks on people on the bus with them! So thought that we could do the same on the plane, but we have to come up with our own ideas they don't tell us what they did. Look! But, they said that that was the most fun coming up with things for each other to do! So, can we play PPPLLLEEEAAAASSSEEE?" he begged.
"Emmett that's a great idea!" Alice cried.
"If it makes you guys shut up then I'm in." Rosalie said.
"I'll do anything to make Alice happy and if it makes you guys all fell a little less than dead I'm in! I mean seriously I feel like I'm in a cemetery at the moment." Jasper added.
"Can I play to mummy please?" My baby asked me. Although technically she is now a teenager in looks.
"Of course, sweetie." I answered. Seeing Edwards pointed look I removed my shield and answered him. We did take her away from Jake, it's the least we could do. I saw as his eyes looked at our daughter with love and her nodded ever so slightly.
"If my daughter is in then so am I" Edward added.
"Me too" I said.
"That leaves Carlisle and Esme...pleeeaaase mum, dad?" Alice asked releasing her puppy dog eye on them.
"Alice Mary Brandon Cullen, you know that I can't say no to your puppy dog eyes!" Esme said in defeat.
"YAY! Mum is playing" she cheered getting looks from people around. "That leaves Carlisle...I'm sorry dad, I'll sit quietly." She said with a completely devastated look.
"But, I didn't even give you my answer Alice. How do you know I'm gonna say no. Anything is better that sitting on this flight. Besides if I don't play who is gonna control you kids and it's about time I taught you all a lesson." Carlisle said with a smirk at the looks on our faces.
"Awesome, we get to make dad do things he wouldn't normally do!" Emmett, obviously.
"Okay, so this is how it will go, Bella you block me form looking into the future, even with Nessie here I can see if she is far enough away and you have to block out everyone's thoughts Edward." Alice began in a very bossy tone. But I did as I was asked, I learnt long ago never to cross Alice.
"I will put everyone's names into a hat to see who will go first...unless someone volunteers-"
"I do! I pick DARE! Because I'm a MAN!" Emmett all but screamed seeming very proud of himself.
"Okay, so, Emmett goes first, we will all agree on something for him to do. Then he will choose who goes after him. Got it? Good! Let's go we'll start when the plane takes off! ... it's a good thing that I bought my video camera, I had a feeling we would need it!" she mumbled the end to herself.
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A few minutes later!
Emmett P.O.V
15 minutes later the plane took off and we began our game.
"Okay so Em, we have all agreed that you will go around the plane doing squats in the hallway until someone asks you what you're doing, and when they tell you that you shouldn't be doing that you start to cry and run away screaming that they called you fat and ugly and that now you want to kill yourself. It's an easy one. But the others will be hell!" My pixie of a sister said.
Well they can give me whatever they want I will face it like the man I am. I quickly gave my Rosie a huge smile and went off to do my thing. This was going to be one loooooong plane ride...for the other passengers that is. For us it is going to be VERY FUN!
A/N: so, let the games begin! I hope you all like this. It was inspired by a list that I use to have up. I was told in a review that it would be better off as a story so here I am writing it. Enjoy!