Author: Skadesake, or moi' . Abbie! YAY!
Title: Ron's Sorting Song
Rating: Pg (for silly nuances)
Shipping: Nothing really, maybe some implied Fred/Hermione but as a joke to Ron
Summary: gods…. Some random sorting hat stuff, I'm writing this odd one shot I might post that has a sorting song specifically written for the character to spite her.. yeah well I really don't like Ron a lot.. and I do apologize if you do cause this is sort of mean on my part. Eh .;;; well you'll see. (please don't flame me) This isn't really a perfect rhyme, but I'm not a hat, much less a sorting one, and this thing was cooked up out of randomness, it's probably the best, though I might post my Cedric Diggory one I did, the Draco one I did was just cruel, so anyways, review with comments and such, and if you want the other ones I can post them but don't expect gold or anything.
Anyways, I present, Ron's sorting song! Enjoy.
Hello Bill, you're here again?
No? Well my mistake then
So You're Charlie here to stay?
Maybe you'll graduate someday,
I'm wrong Again!
That can't be right!
Sorry Percy, for the fright
You book worm types are all alike
Wait not Percy so you say?
Fred and George? I'm so sorry mates,
At least Fred's found his life long mate
Yeah, that Granger girl!
You're going to date.
What, not a twin……….?
Well Ginny then
Your taller than I thought you'd be
And longer hair well confuses me
Why
are you mad?
I've named you now,
Ginevera Molly Weasley!
GRYFINDOR!