House Drinking Game

Warning! Excessive consumption of alcohol may lead to alcohol poisoning, liver damage, and death.

Dr House's Recommendation: trying eating a piece of candy each time you're supposed to take a drink, diabetes will kill you a lot slower and more painfully than if you just drink entirely way too much in one evening.

Take a drink

Every time House takes a Vicodin

Whenever House makes a racist comment, esp. about Foreman's Background

Every time chase distrust House's diagnosis.

Every time House and Wilson discus sex, women, having sex with women, etcetera.

Every time Cameron sticks up for House x2 if he's wrong and she doesn't know it x3 if he's wrong and she DOES know it

Whenever House makes a remark about his and Cuddy's sexual history and/or activities of which there is none

Every time Foreman gets mad at House for doing something Foreman thinks is racist.

Every time Cameron Cries

Every time House gets caught hanging out someplace he shouldn't be

Every time there is a scene in a bathroom, or a bathroom is mentioned

Every time a patient is discovered to have had, or to be having, an affair

Any time there is a reference to House's past 1 drink for un answered questions x3 if he or someone else does answer the question

Anytime a patient hits, or threatens House

Any time a patient tracks down House outside after not liking their diagnosis, or the diagnosis of a loved one

Every time Cuddy offers House time off from clinic duty for doing something he wants to do even less

Any time House makes a bet based on a medical condition of a patient

Every time someone says "Everybody lies"

Any references to House' cane, or his leg

Each comment House makes about a comments physical appearancex1 for positive comments IE: "she's hot!"x2 for negative comments, do you really need an example for this one?

Anytime someone other than House mentions the VicodinIf it's Chase x5If it's Cameron x4If it's Cuddy or Foreman x2If it's Wilson x1

Anytime someone on the team, or Cuddy, disobeys House's ordersx2 if it makes things worse for the patient

Every time House pawns his job off on other people

Every time House forbids Cameron from getting personally involved with a patient

Every time someone breaks into a patient's house.

Anytime Stacy suggest that the doctors behave unethically