one day naruto was bored. " Am bored " said naruto. " I play C.O.D now " but as he walked over to his beany chair naruto slipped over a banana and fell onto his face. At the same moment sakura was stalking naruto and was watching him through the window. Sakura loled.
" Wat u doing here sakura. " then sakura said " NOTHING!" Naruto was confused. Naruto doesn't understand women. He thinks they're weird. "WHATCHYAA DOOOIN? "said sakura
" SAKURA I R HAVE NO TIME 4 GAMES AM BUSY! GO AWAY! " " No!" replied sakura. "R U PLAYING C.O.D?"
" YES! I mean NO! GO AWAY!"said naruto " I PLAY TOO!" said sakura. Sakura was so excited she jumped into the house through the window with a flying kick, kicking naruto in the face. Naruto slammed into the wall. " WTF SAKURA WHAT U DU DAT 4?" " I unno " said sakura. But sakura knew why she did it.
Sakura was already on the beany bag by then when naruto got up from the ground. Naruto's eyes flared as he saw her sitting in his extra beany beany chair. Naruto became so angry that his hair burst into flames, but you wouldn't notice that because his hair is so yellow. " DIE!" naruto energized his hands into that ball thingy and began sprinting to sakura. But as he was running he slipped on the exact same banana peel he had slipped on before. His foot flew up and naruto kicked himself in the face as he flew up into the air slamming into the ceiling. And as he fell he slapped himself in the face with his energized hand sending him crashing through the floor into a pot of boiling soup. He then jumped skyward out of the boiling water and smashing his face into the ceiling. As he came down from the ceiling he tried to land on his feet but his foot landed on the same banana peel he had slipped on previously, he then slipped onto his back with such speed that he rolled across the room slamming through the door of his house and fell 2 stories onto a trampoline that salesperson had laid there. He bounced up into the air and at the same time a bunch of ruffians had freaked out a seagull which went flying quickly into naruto's stomich sending him powerfully through the air. He then flew into a field where a class of grade 12 ninjas were practicing advanced moves. As he came down from the sky he fell where the ninja master was showing the class his epic kick which must only be used against powerful enemies. Just as the ninja master kicked up into the air naruto fell into the kick. There was a giant bang heard throughout the city as naruto was kicked through the outer atmosphere and into outerspace. He then flew to mars, where at the time the martians were having a war, saw naruto thinking he was a missile, launched a nuclear warhead which went flying into his face. He then flew back to earth. He was sent rocketing downward and crashed through the roof of his house and smashed into the floor.
Sakura rofled
THE END